lolz.
Mr Chi City at some porn convention
22.10.09
Wait is thing Real?!?!
09.01.09
This is bringing so much fail to the table it’s almost a win. I mean are these real?? Windows songsmith? I’m so confused.
How many of you would actually use this thing J/W? I mean i’m thinking it might be fun to work with but i’m guessing it just picks basic chord progressions from different genres and autotunes ur voice too it? I dunno…
Nawww Dogggg
13.12.08
This thing is scaring me.
What I Do For Fun
25.11.08
hai joee
People Really Like Girl Talk
29.10.08
I still don’t necessarily get the girl talk phenomenon. But i’m gonna do one of these girl talk mashup record things, just because some bitch at dinner in NYC said I couldn’t do it and also because TeenZ love Girl Talk. 1 hr of shit i’m into.
Proof is at Losanjealous. Did any of you go to this show? I want to know.

edit: i’m listening to some of this record and actually some of this shit is in key and stuff. the rap stuff is pretty much atonal anyway but the singy parts with yacht rock or whatever is hmmm. yes this shit is hmmm. all hmmm.

Doing it Wrong
25.10.08
How to catch a Marlin 101
23.10.08
Things Needed.
A. Helicopter
This guy is out of his mind. That marlin spear nose thing looks dangerous.
Real Heads Vs. Bandwagoners
13.10.08
So as I sit back from my stoop in NYC and view LA from the other coast I’ve noticed a proper rift between the so called “real heads” and the so called “bandwagoners” emerging.
basically real heads are the d00dz who supposedly were all about crookers 2 years ago and bandwagoners are the supposed alt-bros who heard of them last week and are soooo down with that new justice/nu rave/hipster/emo sound.
Now these are broad generalizations but pretty much that’s how it is.
Anyway these get money types have catered to both groups for halloween and the Real Heads party is looking kinda ill! Dance Right / MFG / Metromix are throwing it and it’s Discoed out.
The bandwagoners party is chock full of ill big ticket acts :: “JUSTICE, SOULWAX, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO, DEADMAU5, BOYS NOIZE, CROOKERS, CRYSTAL CASTLES, JASON BENTLEY, DJ AM, DESTRUCTO and much more.”

The standout there is clearly soulwax. Basically all the “real heads” are bummed because they don’t wanna be caught dead at Hard surrounded by Shutter Shades and day-glo. But they still LOVEEEEE Soulwax. How can you not. Boys Noize is quite the DJ as well. I got a feeling all the real heads gonnna be hitting up mr. Paparazzi to get on that late night guest list.
Also on that tip? Who’s headlining HARD? Soulwax? Justice? I’m thinking hierarchy should be like this:
1. Soulwax
2. Justice
3. Deadmau5
4. Crookers
5. Boys Noize
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As for my plans on halloween i’m either gonna be in Miami or LA for a playboy party. If i’m in LA i’ll probably try and catch soulwax after I do my set at the Playboy thang. With all those acts Hard’s gotta run late right?
Also I don’t think I really find myself in either of those categories. I still love me some crookers tunes and that Holy Ghost rmx of I like to Move in Here is my jimmy jam. Besides I still would probably lump myself into the rock n roll/hxc category as I listen to that shit 90% of the time anyway.
Also I wanna start a goth/industrial/dark wave night. who wants to get creepy? I already know adri does.
Girl Sells Her Virginity at Auction
11.09.08
I <3 Sacramento. All Class.

Full Story Below. But she’s looking for intelligence and an overall nice person so most of you are out.
Also lol at “shes doing it for grad school i think thats a noble reason.”
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