I met this kid one night when i did the door Tuesdays at cinespace. He was 12 and couldn’t get in. So he got wasted outside and stumbled around with his gang of cory kennedy-wannabe lady friends. Dora had a little too much too drink and i escorted her out to a waiting car, around 1am. He began stumbling around screaming what a dumb bitch Dora was. I would not let hm into any of my parties. Then he wrote some apology email to myself and to dora. I sort of figured i would never see him again. I was wrong. He came back into my life due to the fact he was friends with the intern i aquired. I guess he thinks he is a big deal these days. I hate when people deem themselves a big deal.

this is the worst blog of the year.

He should not wear leggings. i hope i will never type “he shoud not wear leggings” again.

It reads like cory kennedy’s, but he’s not actually internet famous, and he is a “he” who wears leggings.

Go read the dumb shit lloyd writes instead. This is what blogging should be.

I DISABLED COMMENTING ON THIS POST CUZ IT’S TURNING INTO A SPAM FEST. BUT I JUST POSTED A VIDEO OF MARY KATE OLSEN GRINDING ALL OVER SOME DUDE! CHECK IT OUT!