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Realest Shit Evar

Visitors hoping to catch a glimpse of the bald eagles on Camano Island in Washington State’s Puget Sound are more likely to see a different bird in the sky: a police chopper skimming the cedar forests in search of an outlaw. Colton Harris-Moore, a gangly 18-year-old with furtive eyes and a dimpled chin, has been on police blotters since he was accused of stealing a bike at the age of 8. Since then, he is suspected of having committed nearly 100 burglaries in Washington, Idaho and Canada. Police allege that he graduated from bikes to cars, then to speedboats. Lately, he is suspected of stealing three small aircraft — all the more impressive given that he has never taken a single flying lesson.

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1946950,00.html#ixzz0Zgmq27Pp

This lil robin hood ass criminal is kind of amazing, stealing planes? and crash landing them on indian reservations? that’s fucking bold. Livin in the woods in the pacific northwest. I’m into it. Who’s writing the script? Can i be his trailer park buddy who helps him steal some of his first cars?