Yesterday while driving home from work, I received a series of text messages
At first I thought it was a friend playing a prank on me… I was wrong
Oh yeah, I have a new phone, so you should re add me on bbm.
181893930XX: Hey you looking for services now?
me: New fone who is this?
818: Joey T breaktime130 the guy who loved the leather outfit!
me: Refresh my memory
me: I’m sorry, I have a horrible memory sometimes
818: U put me in ur sling and jerked me off about sean faris
me: Haha Awesome, Wrong Number Homie, I know a party you might dig called rhonda. Off Hollywood and Edgemont, thursdays
me: I haven’t jacked off any dudes in a sling for years. Who R U trying to get a hold of?
818: Ugh!!! I knew your roommate adam, and I got scared
me: i’ve never had a roommate. But U really should come to rhonda on thursdays though
If anyone recognizes that number and/or knows what a “Sean Farris” is please let me know, I’m curious