It’s the future now and EBAY is so the site of yesteryear… too much of that… bidding shit makes me nauseous. Its like I bid on a some really cool boots and then get out bid by someone in the middle of the fuckin night by 75 cents and I’ve been “watching it now” for like 6 and 1/2 days. UGHH. Oooover it. Anyway, I’m insanely addicted to late night fall asleep shopping online… like I hope most of you are. When I used to smoke pot… (which I don’t now because drugs are bad and I always ended up in the fetus position in the corner of the room thinking everyone was after me) I would buy the STUPIDEST things. I guess it wasn’t the pot though… I bought the best stupidest thing today. I will share… AND direct you to my favorite online mega store called… ETSY. I have been an ETSY fan for like 6 months and rock the best one of a kinds since then. It’s a buy it now situation and you can even have one-of-a-kinds made for you, held on reserve. Most of you probably know of this site being wonderful blog readers that you are… but if not let me get you hooked. You we be as addicted like stan from south park when he switches from Guitar Hero to the herion-never-catch-the-dragon game. (Please tell me you’ve seen this episode)
I have been looking for this for a long time, found and bought:
SUPREME PIZZA HUGE THROW BLANKET… hells to the yes.

replace this dude with me, the now lovely owner.

her store is full of the best/stupidest/random things ever in life
SaintChicago.etsy.com
I also bought these from etsy:

bunny.etsy.com
and you can find great housewares like these:
michellechristina.etsy.com
ultraretro.etsy.com
FAV:
imyourpresent.etsy.com
xoox
SECRETS!
KATY PERRY

