but that aint stoppin me from having the best time ever.

check me all laid out in the Amalfi Hotel (i think jann from the office would stay here if she was in chicago) got my room temperature set to like 74 degrees and I might as well be back home.

Except outside there is snow everywhere and it’s about 20 degrees

bawwwwwlin

just had a world famous rockit burger with the jamie and some of the other homies that work for rockit/underground.

heard last week my guys in Flosstradamus brought the house down at underground so I gotta step my shit up and kill it.

for real i think this burger has me talking/writing funny. It might have been the cheese, it was some serious cheese.

This video below is the best thing to ever happen to me:

Also you know who should have headlined Coachella? Placebo. That’s right Placebo.

So i guess i’m on a bit of a roll this morning.. chalk it up to extreme boredom and the fact that i’ve run through every episode of Tyra on my tivo. Fuck i cant wait for the next season of Rock of Love to start. Also my apologies.. it seems me and Skeet frequent the same sites.. I totally didnt even notice that he had posted about the Poon Juice a week year ago.. fuuuuuuuuck!

anyways..

I’ve turned into a bit of a travel junkie lately.. I hate traveling but I figure if i have to do it (ch-ching!) I might as well go at it full force. I spend a lot of time trying to plan ahead for every possibly situation that could present itself.. i got my fancy helio with the gps so I can find my way around (plug), got my trusty magsafe airline adapter which is essential when watching a two hour and thirty minute dvd on my two hour battery powered laptop, my super rad puma urban mobility bags (another plug), and now.. I have my bathroom locator.

I came across this gem on the Imodium A-D website. It’s basically a site that is an all-you-ever-needed-to-know-about-diarrhea treasure chest. Seriously.. want to know about diarrhea triggers? It’s there! Want to download a handy trigger tracker to keep track of your diarrhea? Done! Find yourself in a strange city and need to number 2?!? Got you covered!

Feast your eyes upon the bathroom finder. Just enter your city or zip code.. hit enter and BAM! Up pops all the nearby public bathrooms. This is pure fucking genius. I havent been this excited about shit since 2 girls 1 cup.

Here’s a screenshot of all the bathrooms near my house. Enjoy!

For that I am glad. Because this girl is beautiful and thinking of her as some little kid witch would probably kill it for me.

Who wants to put in a good word for me before I go to London.

Is this picture featuring two of the most beautiful/special girls I know.

Lucy & Isla, I love your guts.

Has got me laughin.

wow.

get em girlllll

If you don’t get it. It’s fine.

Also this is a good remix of a good hip hop song.

Clipse Ft. Slim Thug – Wamp Wamp (Pistol Pete Remix)