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My dream home is for sale


Who wants to buy me it?

THE BEN ROSE HOME-site of the famous movie “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”, cantilevered over the ravine, these two steel and glass buildings, which can never be duplicated, have incredible vistas of the surrounding woods. This is a unique property designed by A. James Speyer and David Haid, both notable architects of the 20th Century. Estate Sale Sold -No disclosures! This is an amazing architectural treasure.

Who wants to come together and buy this. Any sugar mommas out there? WE CAN DO THIS PEOPLE LOCK IN!

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Wait is thing Real?!?!

This is bringing so much fail to the table it’s almost a win. I mean are these real?? Windows songsmith? I’m so confused.

How many of you would actually use this thing J/W? I mean i’m thinking it might be fun to work with but i’m guessing it just picks basic chord progressions from different genres and autotunes ur voice too it? I dunno…

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I Jizzed in my Pants

Open the window a breeze rolls in and I jizzed in my pants.

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Best Troll Job Evar?

This nice chap got married last week, read all about it here on the sherdog forums.

OMFG

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This Republican National Convention…

… Let’s talk about it.

Maybe it’s cuz i’ve been in Europe for the last week and i’ve been able to watch BBC whenever i’d like. But this is like some scary fucking stuff. I mean Giuliani is saying some fucking nutty things.

Mitt Romney ur scary too. Srsly wtf.

“DRILL! BABY! DRILL!”? srsly wtf????

Huckabee i’m not scared of. We think differently, but at least he can speak and convey why he feels a certain way.

Update: Palin – What in the fuck is going on here?? Hockey Moms and Pitbulls? My baby has down syndrome sympathy votes? I’m am fucking tripping out.

I need to go to bed, wake up and have a proper English breakfast and pretend this was all a dream.

also if it’s too early for you to go to bed go here also Palins other duaghter is kind of hot.

EDIT EDIT: WTF COWBOY TROYYYYYY? I’m making a diss track.

This documentary looks like it could be pretty great. People are hating on Justice because all things have to come full circle, but while i’m not playing much justice anymore I still supremely respect and appreciate these guys.

Also Danielle is hooking me up with a copy of “Part of the Weekend Never Dies” the soulwax documentary. I have literally watched the trailer 234234324 times. I can’t wait.

Who wants to get matching “Part of The Weekend Never Dies” tattoos??

I’m sorry.

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lets get back to what i do best

i tried to write but fuck it. i’ll just do more of this:


OMFG I love chimps and bulldogs.