Zoey and Ben? I dont know how this happened but i’m really into it, I’ve only met Zoey the one time at TRL but she was incredibly sweet. Never met ben gibbard but i’m sure he’s writing all kinds of nice love songs for her and letting her wear his large flannels to the coffee shop.
So i’m in austin,tx watchin MNF yes Monday Night Football. My steelers yes the pittsburgh ones are coming babyyyyyy.
I left my damn phone in McAllen,Tx but its getting shipped to me tmmrw so if you’ve been callin srry. I was in Morro Bay yesterday played a show with Sean Kingston, it was an all ages show. Our set is that PG in case you aren’t familiar. Kind of hilarious for the parents that were there.
I’m back at JFK airport. Good thing these wifi connections are 24 hrs worth. Really coming in handy right now. We all had to rebook our flight for this morning because weather fucked up our flight for last night.
Anyways i’m catching up on my internetz and this is cool.
So basically there is this AP article out about these uncontacted tribes all over the world. Anywho some genius decided to fuck their whole world up and fly over in a plane while taking pictures… First of all, do you know how loud planes must sound to these indigenous peoples, and a huge metal flying bird roaring overhead must have been the scariest shit of their lives. Also these people are whole different colors, one time my sister only ate carrots and drank carrot juice for like 2 weeks and her hands started turning orange but these people are bright orange. I’m confused, but not really because that’s basically the same color Encino Man was when he first popped out of that hole in the backyard.
Collegian.com – Penn State Police confirmed yesterday that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library. Police said Pringle, the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested.
Wow dude. Impressive. The best part is that homedude was probably that big of a baller in his small town in high school. That he could just jerk off wherever he wanted on some varsity blues shit and everyone was like “ohhh just let him jerk, it’s Stanley PRINGLE for christs sake!” Too bad this year you didnt even make the NIT so your whole master jerking plan went sour.