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Faces of Phone Sex…

June 11th, 2008 · 4 Comments

I’m back at JFK airport. Good thing these wifi connections are 24 hrs worth. Really coming in handy right now. We all had to rebook our flight for this morning because weather fucked up our flight for last night.
Anyways i’m catching up on my internetz and this is cool.
Photographs of phone sex operators and their [...]

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Uncontacted Tribe in Amazon is whole different color.

May 30th, 2008 · 4 Comments

So basically there is this AP article out about these uncontacted tribes all over the world. Anywho some genius decided to fuck their whole world up and fly over in a plane while taking pictures… First of all, do you know how loud planes must sound to these indigenous peoples, and a huge metal flying [...]

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Foxtail was fun. I’m tired.

April 5th, 2008 · No Comments

I have been up for 24 hours straight at this exact moment.
Wanna see streaming video of what I look like. Click Here

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Penn State Point Guard Caught Beating Off to Student in Library.

April 3rd, 2008 · 4 Comments

LOLLERSKATES

Collegian.com - Penn State Police confirmed yesterday that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library. Police said Pringle, the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a [...]

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The Chinese can control their Weather

March 31st, 2008 · 5 Comments

This is fucking crazy. The chinese are so next level they are controlling the weather to prevent it from raining during the Olympics. Come on really, am I watching captain planet, or GI Joe or something where some super villain makes a weather machine.
EPIC. 1 point china.

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Okay updates updates updates

March 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment

First. SxSw was insane. Like crazy. Like a lot of work, and a lot of fun and a lot of Random moments.
Highlights:
+ Maggie Horn and I slumber Party
+ Bushwick Bill Crashing our Show and rapping over Southern Hospitality with Shwayze
+ Blu Jemz squabbing with the owner of “The Marq” who also happens to be [...]

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Woman becomes attached to toilet seat for 2 YEARS!!

March 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments

This is gnarly.
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WICHITA | A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard [...]

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Cisco and I Just Missed Another Flight to LA

March 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

So cisco and I were supposed to leave yesterday at 7:40am on Virgin… time change, going out, and blackout curtains put an end to that idea real quick. So luckily we were able to reschedule for today at 9:30am, I woke up at 8:40 and we’re in midtown fuck fuck fuck.
It’s kind of incredible because [...]

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where am i?

February 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

exactly my thoughts when i woke up this morning in my new crib using a mattress pad as a blanket and a pillow i jerked from my boys studio. the past few nights have been crazy… by day ive been workin (on katy’s “cruisin in my 6′4′ jammy jam) and by night workin/partyin my ass off!!!! few [...]

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EPA Blocks Tougher Environmental Laws?

February 29th, 2008 · 3 Comments

This kind of ridiculousness is what’s gonna prevent us from getting anything done to protect the environment. MOTHERFUCKING LOBBYIST’S
February 29, 2008
EPA Justifies Blocking Calif. Waiver By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Environmental Protection Agency on Friday justified blocking California from cracking down on auto emissions by saying the problems of global warming aren’t [...]

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Why Free is the Future of Business - Great Article

February 26th, 2008 · No Comments

The full article is at Wired Magazine
At the age of 40, King Gillette was a frustrated inventor, a bitter anticapitalist, and a salesman of cork-lined bottle caps. It was 1895, and despite ideas, energy, and wealthy parents, he had little to show for his work. He blamed the evils of market competition. Indeed, the previous [...]

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Mother Tiger Raises Baby Pigs (in tiger clothes lol)

February 23rd, 2008 · 7 Comments

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, [...]

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In Virginia chillin in the smallest Airport Ever.

February 12th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Charlottesville is rainy.
I’m watching youtube skate videos and this is the most fucked up thing evvvvvver.

This is me in the little airplane i had to take here. There were probably like 11 people on the plane.

It had all the frightening drops of a PJ without the service, nonetheless i’m pumped on playing in virginia [...]

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Anonymous’ War on Scientology Outside My Door Step

February 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments

So those of you who aren’t up to date with Anonymous’ war on Scientology need to get schooled.
I’m no super internerd but i’m close. And i’m 90% sure all the Anonymous guys are 4chan.org dudes who make all the O RLY? images and LOLcatz. They also are responsible for internet phenomenon like RickRolling and in [...]

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Polaroid Calling it Quits?? Rony is gonna be so pissed

February 8th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Every hipster partyographer owes his start to polaroids in one way or another.

Polaroid Corp. is dropping the technology it pioneered long before digital photography rendered instant film obsolete to all but a few nostalgia buffs.
Polaroid is closing factories in Massachusetts, Mexico and the Netherlands and cutting 450 jobs as the brand synonymous with instant images [...]

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