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MGMT says I need to update this thang so come be a fan.

So weird. I miss myspace.

So i’m flipping through cobrasnake photos wondering why I didnt go to fashion week when my man Mike Moonves pops up. It reminded me on this beautiful day that there is way too much h8 on the internet. Lets promote the luv and talk about people who are freakin awesome like Mike.

I met mike through his older brother Adam, Adam and I are great friends and spent a whole year of our lives doing a lot of nothing. Basically we would get up and write nonsensical TV shows, talk about radio stations we could develop, or plan trips to vegas that had no merit at all. Now while we were spinnin our wheels goin nowhere Mike AKA “Smalls the Gangsta’” was doing big thangs behind the scenes becoming an amazing musician, moving to New York and tackling a college degree. A few years later mike’s all growed up and his band Chief is a shining star in the NY music scene. So I ask you people to take some time out of your day; call your mom tell her you love her, then pull up the chief myspace and tell all your friends about how good they are.

The Virgins debut album comes out on June 3rd. If you’re not familiar he guys in the band are some of the most talented guys in rock and roll, and some of the nicest as well.

Yesterday the Virgins were on the front page of myspace so I went and checked out their page for a bit. Their single “Rich Girls” has kind of been a staple in my warm up set for a while now. I can play it at Hyde and I can play it at super hipster hoe downs. I generally get at least 1 person asking me what song it is, and more importantly the whole EP was played on Gossip Girl haha.

Anyways to get to the point I went on The Virgins myspace and they have the LP version of Rich Girls up and it just sounds really overproduced to my ears. Maybe it’s cuz i’ve already fallen in love with the EP version, maybe it’s a great call and people who hear it for the first time will lose their shit and they will blow the fuck up like they should.

I can’t decide so i’ve made a poll.

Listen to Rich Girls both the new and old versions and let me know what version you like best.

Rich Girls EP Version

Rich Girls LP Version On Their Myspace Page

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I feel bad for this little guy. His brothers a dick.

But watch this shit if you like trainwrecks. Basically some kid who is obsessed with myspace flips out on his brother for fucking his myspace up. WHOA

MySpace Presents: The Fit featuring Katy Perry

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Katy Perry is gonna be a HUGE DEAL. Start telling your friends you like her now, so you can throw it in their face when she’s selling out arenas.

I constantly discuss the fact that everyone in LA and their Ipod is a DJ these days. While I am known for my impeccable music taste, I have held strong. I am the only person I know in LA, who is not a DJ.

I am in Portland Oregon for the week. I know a bunch of people up here from my formative days, being growing up in Boston. None of these people have even sort of good music taste.

My friend Brooke has a Barbeque Sunday. We get beer and make food. We are good to go until I realize there is no music. So I decide to DJ. Not just DJ, I decide to DJ entirely off of Myspace. It worked for the first hour or so. As more and more people showed up that I had not seen since the 1990s, it got a little more difficult. Conversations about the past decade of our lives outlasted L’Trimm. I eventually had to bail on the whole endeavor and use a playlist. Plus the 20 Windows open on my laptop sort of started to freeze. I gave the whole thing a really good try.

So you want to be a Myspace DJ?

Here is my mixtape (aka the windows I had open.)

1.Spankrock “Bump”
2.Salt n Pepa “None of your Business”
3.Outhere Brothers “Boom Boom Boom”
4. Lil Mama “Whatever that Avril Remix is called”
5.Plastic Little “Drizhollering”
6.Sweatheart “Fingerbanging”
7.Ghost town DJs “My Boo
8. Lil Mama “Whatever that Umberella Remix is called”
9.Sweatheart “Dream Beaver”
10. Diplo “So so Krispy”
11. Justice “DANCE remix
12. Plastic Little “Get Close”
13. Salt N Pepa “Push It”
14. Justice “We are your friends”
15. Lil Bow Wow “Basketball”
16.L’Trimm “Cars that go Boom”
(That’s all I can remember. My computer froze at some point.)

Some girl asked if I could play the “regular song about the umbrellas.”

When Justice’s D.A.N.C.E. remix came on, one Barbeque attendee did impressively ask, “Whose Justice remix is this?”

I shrugged, “Um, Justices.”

If you live in LA sometimes you forget people live in the middle of nowhere and have to create there fun. I used to live in Iowa and I never got this creative.

Meet Jonah – a warrior on the edge of time!

Jonah’s myspace

Got you thinking what i’m thinking? Yaa i knew it was. Basement Jaxx oh yaaa, some smooth basement jaxx remix lovin with Jonah.

Basement Jaxx – Take Me Back To Your House (Speaker Junk Remix)