EATSKEET / bitch you breakfast

Whoaa that was so intense. Brock is so fucking big.

So tonight Katy P and I went to dinner at La Poubelle.

I had just gotten out of my “1940s movie star” themed photo shoot for LA weekly and she had just gotten out of her shoot for Blender. The people at my shoot decided to straighten my hair and part it, yes you read that right… wait till you see the pictures EPIC. Anyways Katy was dressed in her normal “vintage fashion icon” attire but still had all her fancy makeup on from the shoot, basically we looked like some 1940s pimp and his hooker haha.

We got a bunch of confused stares, had some food, talked about significant others, warped tour, and other normal stuff when out of nowhere this MMA fight comes on TV at the bar. It was some league called EXC which actually had my childhood friend Rob Lawler fighting on the undercard. That in itself was awesome but OUT OF NOWHERE big KIMBO THE PEOPLES CHAMP comes on the screen and they’re hyping him as the main fight. I make katy eat slowly and order coffee, I explain to her the sheer power that is Kimbo and she gets all giggly when she sees his gold grillin mugggggg.

Then James Thompson the guy he’s fighting comes out with gnarliest cauliflower ear in the history of sport. I had to describe to Katy how all that fluid and tissue had gotten in his ear and she was grossed out already, but she kept watching. As the fight started the whole place started to watch the TVs, Kimbo has that effect on people. Kimbo started out strong but you could tell he was nervous and got gassed quick. It looked like the Super Bowl when all the guys come out so amped on adrenaline that they get exhausted SUPER quick. But it’s expected since he’s still really new to this much attention. Anyways Kimbo landed a few good punches but needs some work on his ground game for realllllll. The other guy JT was big as fuck and Kimbo had trouble with his size in the first two rounds for sure.

One thing lead to another and by the 3rd round Katy was all grossed out and couldn’t watch, that ended up being a smart move because both of the fighters were EXHAUSTED. Kimbo was probably gonna knock JT out but before he could he caught JT with a hook to the CAULIFLOWER EAR OF MY NIGHTMARES and the fucker EXPLODED. Blood all over his dome piece, the fight probably could have gone on and JT would have gotten knocked out. But it was stopped and Kimbo won. Kimbo’s 3-0 and still a beast, but not a legend. Needs a lot of work for him to be a legend.

WATCH VIDEO of KIMBO SLICE versus JAMES THOMPSON Below

Was a fun night even though Katy couldn’t watch the whole thing. She’s soft, i’m gonna force her to watch UFC dvds on warped tour. Get her toughened up, beating other pop starlets up outside of teddys and shit.

Bonus Surprise Kimbo Video Under the Cut
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KIMBO SLICE IS A GOD.

I love how angry dude is at all times in the ring. Ready to fight the ref and shit.