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These are the dudes running shitz in LA. The best in the business have come together and formed No Culture.

It’s party time at the echo this wednesday come through and hang.

For a couple days. Thank god. Well actually I lied. Tomorrow is ASR in san diego, gotta go DJ. Then VMA’s djing an after party at Hyde with Devin Lucien my brother from another mother. But then I got some down time in my cittttty, I can’t wait. London was incredible btw pictures and video soon. But my life really isnt as interesting as videos like this one. A MUST SEE BELOW.

I’ve basically been absent from the LA world I used to inhabit for a cool 3.5 months now. Luckily the Parrot keeps me up to date. This weekend was Magic/Project trade show time.

Critty is pretty much the best person in every situation. Click her to see The Arab Parrots breakdown of streetwear fest aka tradeshow time.

Come to Foxtail tonight!

that video is completely irrelevant but kinda funny.

There is some sort of strange intern war going on in Los Angeles. The employed “regular” girls are demeaned by Dim Mak interns. Dim Mak interns wish they were Cobrasnake interns. Cobrasnake interns want to have sex with Mark. The whole thing is oh so strange and non-sensical, girls. American Apparel starts at 9 dollars an hour. Dov Carney will takes photos of you half dressed for at least a couple hundred dollars. Minimum wage later, you have a billboard. Plus, you get a 50 percent discount on all those bootie shorts.

I don’t have interns because it is ridiculous. You have probably met them. They walk up to door guys calling themselves “Sarah Morrison’s intern” and walk right in. They don’t fold t-shirts or update my Myspace. I just suggest they actually save babies in trees or animals from single parent families. If they really want to “volunteer.”

You are not a big deal because you can get into Cinespace. My interns are there before you even start collecting your emails. They spent their day at some job getting paid. They rush somewhere after cashing their paycheck to rescue a hamster out of a tree. They grab whatever dress they shouldn’t have spent their entire paycheck on, slip it on, and are out the door. They count their drink tickets out, as you glare at them behind your email clipboards. They drink their Svedka/tonics to lil hampsters survival.

Grab a unitard, save a something.

K thx.

This is funny. Too much internet, too little time.

I figure I don’t really promote my shit on here enough. I’m really looking forward to this show- we’re playing with our good friends Pink Enemy.  

Preface: I love both parties involved equally. I just find this funny. I love djs. I love gays. In closing, I love all gay djs equally, even franki and steve.

I like two types of drama. I like drama that does not involve me and drama between boys. This excerpt from the iheartcomix email blast-on-blast today has both of those things.

Those that pay attention to me, are aware i detest mass emails. But a few actual email readers reccomended me opening this. They promised me it would be worth it.

It was.

It had only been 8 months since the final break-up of myself and my former DJ/event partner, STEVE AOKI, and the launch of our then new and purposefully competing weekly TUESDAY night party, CHECK YO’ PONYTAIL. Our first two records on our record label, MATT & KIM and PROTOKOLL, were only 2 months old. TRAVIS and I had been in LOS ANGELES for 3 years and we still didn’t have a functional website.

We fought tooth and nail this year to stake our claim in the hearts and minds of the kids of LOS ANGELES, of the kids of the world, in pop culture itself. We work harder than everyone you know to bring you the best shit you’ve ever seen. Even rich kids, jealous of the taste they don’t have, couldn’t stop us. We moved to LA with nothing, began 2007 on our knees with a plan, and ended standing tall ready to climb the mountain and secure our spot at the top. This is the IHEARTCOMIX YEAR IN REVIEW.

oh snap, franki. wah waaa?!?

I met this kid one night when i did the door Tuesdays at cinespace. He was 12 and couldn’t get in. So he got wasted outside and stumbled around with his gang of cory kennedy-wannabe lady friends. Dora had a little too much too drink and i escorted her out to a waiting car, around 1am. He began stumbling around screaming what a dumb bitch Dora was. I would not let hm into any of my parties. Then he wrote some apology email to myself and to dora. I sort of figured i would never see him again. I was wrong. He came back into my life due to the fact he was friends with the intern i aquired. I guess he thinks he is a big deal these days. I hate when people deem themselves a big deal.

this is the worst blog of the year.

He should not wear leggings. i hope i will never type “he shoud not wear leggings” again.

It reads like cory kennedy’s, but he’s not actually internet famous, and he is a “he” who wears leggings.

Go read the dumb shit lloyd writes instead. This is what blogging should be.

I DISABLED COMMENTING ON THIS POST CUZ IT’S TURNING INTO A SPAM FEST. BUT I JUST POSTED A VIDEO OF MARY KATE OLSEN GRINDING ALL OVER SOME DUDE! CHECK IT OUT!

I am.

You should too.

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Saturday Duh. Come To Crazy Gideons.

But ya tonight is the opening of Trash and Diamonds at Social. It’s going to be fucking nuts. LA’s first super club is in full swing and I’m betting they’ll be somewhere around 1200 people there. It’s gonna be ay may zing.

We’re gonna have Dim Mak Jacob at the door taking care of people so if he knows you then you’ll be okay.

Also please remember who’s guest list you’re on when you get to the door. It will make it easier on all of us.

You know dipset birdgang. (Sorry Jim Jones just took the keyboard from me).

Flyer for Tonight. IMA ROBOT ON AT 10:30. Holler.

Flyer for Saturday

Last Night was well fun. Holly’s was popping off, the turntables are in the middle of the dancefloor area and some random Asian lady who was probably around 30 kept groping me as I was mixing. I wish it was louder in there, but people still had a great time. Devin played the Hip Hop hits and the ladies loved it.

Then Aaron’s bday bash at the warehouse, it was great a lot good friends were there. Saw some faces I havent seen in a while.

Lucy, Cory, Morgan, Ruby Aldrige and Ruby from San Francisco.

Everybody was great and the place looked amazing.

Also this video is a good example of why I need some heat back in my LA life. It’s too fuckin cold right now.

New Justice - “Phantom”

This is a mix rip. Not the best quality but great nonetheless.

Justice - “phantom”