EATSKEET / half in love with you

If you don’t know about these dudes learn, Benny Blanco + Spankrock = Bangers + Cash which = music that is easily the hottest booty slappers out right now

look out for the stellar cameo by our own “sara mo”

look closely around 1:03

peep it quick, there’s mad tits, and youtube isn’t down w/ tits on the tube, so save it

Peep my 2 second cameo, Amanda on a toliet, lots of naked hos, simulated sex, and naeem and benny like you know.

In case you missed it, peep My day as a vieo vixen for more on the sunny tuesday affternoon in north philly that created this masterpiece.

(This was retarded before and had three different versions of the same thing in it. i think i was cut cutting and pasting like nutz. dunno)

Naeem texts me, he asks me to come down to the “Bangers and Cash-Loose” video shoot. I oblige. I get down there and am wholed up in the kitchen waiting for the shot they are doing to end.

Once let into the shoot, I witness what would be classified as soft core porn. Luckily, the participants are unpaid professional ho’s.

Naeem sees me standing there staring at the video screen. He comes over to hug me and asks, “How was your day so far. I go, “Wow, I wish every Tuesday afternoon was like this.”
I stand by for whatever the fuck I am supposed to do. I eat pizza and popcorn, while bitches suck dildos to Naeems dreamy voice.

During some break in shooting, we are corralled into the kitchen for some sort of Vodka demonstration. What occurs next is crappy 6.99 Vodka is filtered through some device where it the ends up tasting like Grey Goose or some comparable pricier Vodka. I clap my hands in the middle of the whole thing and announce, “This is like Science!”

The demonstration involves us trying both the crappy Vodka and in the end the filtered classier Vodka. I then ask them to turn the fancy vodka into cocaine.

Amanda shows up at some point at the video shoot. She looks at the screen half laughing and half in shock, and announces, “My mom in going to kill me.” I add, “Once this video comes out, I am going to pretend I don’t know any of you.”

I did say that three filtered Vodka and Hawaiian punches later.