I was at a cuuute little yard sale today at Sarah Morrisons house.. I think we’re going to do it monthly so if you are in LA & you missed this one.. come out for round two for sure. SO FUN(!) I made a whopping $21.50 (not so bad for a girl who didn’t have any of her own stuff to sell) – AND I took pictures..

xo
lindsay

It’s warm thank god.

I have so much shit to do it sucks. Gonna finish up this Brother Reade remix I SWEAR TO GOD. Ableton has been fighting me the whole time on this shit. But it’s gonna get done.

Also tonight in Pomona 3oh!3 is playing, and i’m probably gonna miss the Trash Talk show and Trackademicks shows here in LA.

Too many friends playin shows tonight!

Missing them hurts, it hurts like Turtle Rape

sat by a stinky ass dude on the plane but gonna have a complete recap of all the touring events tmrrw

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. srsly

never fails

I’m tired. Last night I played at Foxtail, felt good to kind of get back into the swing of things but I haven’t had to play a 4 hour set in a long time. I felt so rusty jeeeesus. It’s interesting to note the only requests I got were MGMT and Bloody Beetroots? Wut?

LA is Crazy.

There is some sort of strange intern war going on in Los Angeles. The employed “regular” girls are demeaned by Dim Mak interns. Dim Mak interns wish they were Cobrasnake interns. Cobrasnake interns want to have sex with Mark. The whole thing is oh so strange and non-sensical, girls. American Apparel starts at 9 dollars an hour. Dov Carney will takes photos of you half dressed for at least a couple hundred dollars. Minimum wage later, you have a billboard. Plus, you get a 50 percent discount on all those bootie shorts.

I don’t have interns because it is ridiculous. You have probably met them. They walk up to door guys calling themselves “Sarah Morrison’s intern” and walk right in. They don’t fold t-shirts or update my Myspace. I just suggest they actually save babies in trees or animals from single parent families. If they really want to “volunteer.”

You are not a big deal because you can get into Cinespace. My interns are there before you even start collecting your emails. They spent their day at some job getting paid. They rush somewhere after cashing their paycheck to rescue a hamster out of a tree. They grab whatever dress they shouldn’t have spent their entire paycheck on, slip it on, and are out the door. They count their drink tickets out, as you glare at them behind your email clipboards. They drink their Svedka/tonics to lil hampsters survival.

Grab a unitard, save a something.

K thx.

This is funny. Too much internet, too little time.

I am now officially 16! Get siked for the LA version of below.

The LA version will be way better, promise.

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

I am.

You should too.