EATSKEET / half in love with you

I’m tired. Last night I played at Foxtail, felt good to kind of get back into the swing of things but I haven’t had to play a 4 hour set in a long time. I felt so rusty jeeeesus. It’s interesting to note the only requests I got were MGMT and Bloody Beetroots? Wut?

LA is Crazy.

There is some sort of strange intern war going on in Los Angeles. The employed “regular” girls are demeaned by Dim Mak interns. Dim Mak interns wish they were Cobrasnake interns. Cobrasnake interns want to have sex with Mark. The whole thing is oh so strange and non-sensical, girls. American Apparel starts at 9 dollars an hour. Dov Carney will takes photos of you half dressed for at least a couple hundred dollars. Minimum wage later, you have a billboard. Plus, you get a 50 percent discount on all those bootie shorts.

I don’t have interns because it is ridiculous. You have probably met them. They walk up to door guys calling themselves “Sarah Morrison’s intern” and walk right in. They don’t fold t-shirts or update my Myspace. I just suggest they actually save babies in trees or animals from single parent families. If they really want to “volunteer.”

You are not a big deal because you can get into Cinespace. My interns are there before you even start collecting your emails. They spent their day at some job getting paid. They rush somewhere after cashing their paycheck to rescue a hamster out of a tree. They grab whatever dress they shouldn’t have spent their entire paycheck on, slip it on, and are out the door. They count their drink tickets out, as you glare at them behind your email clipboards. They drink their Svedka/tonics to lil hampsters survival.

Grab a unitard, save a something.

K thx.

This is funny. Too much internet, too little time.

I am now officially 16! Get siked for the LA version of below.

The LA version will be way better, promise.

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

I am.

You should too.

My birthday party is finally sort of making sense!

SARAH MORRISON’S FIRST ANNUAL SUPER SWEET 16!

Friday September 7th

@ (dun dun dun) Cinespace!

Confirmed DJs:
Keith 2.0 Wilson (Moscow)
Dirty Dave (Blow Up LA)
Young Ameicans (Hush Hush)
Royal Rumble (Hush Hush)
Scarlett (Hang the DJs)
Louisah (a bunch of shit)
Gina Turner (unless she goes to Incubus)
Stuart (works in the office at cinespace)

FREE with present for me.
5$ if you forgot to buy me something.

Way better than last year’s super sweet sixteen!

I don’t think Cory Kennedy is going to be there:(

I am prolly forgetting DJs.
If you told me you would do it and i forgot to list you above, tell me.
If i forgot to ask you to DJ and you want to, tell me.
I am not “booking” your crappy DJ.
All DJS have to be my BFFs.
werd.

(There may be an East Coast version earlier in the week. Nothing definete yet, either Philly or Boston. Probably Philly, you can prolly guess that line-up. )