Los Angelessss via Burroughs

Looks sweet dude

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

I just realized I havent posted about Edward Sharpe & the magnetic Zeros. This band is incredible. So many great people coming together and contributing to sonic ectasy (that was my stab at being a music writer). Make you sure you grab their EP here. And check them out on myspace so you can see all their pretty faces and figure out when theyre playin in a city near you.

For real I love this band, I love the people in it, and I love the way theyre pushing music in Los Angeles.

Well because you are.

heyyyyyo

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT. SNEAKERS?! SNEAKERS?!

more shtuff below.

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Power 106 x Venice Beach x Jerkinnn

My favorite restaurants in NYC

Spotted Pig and Cafe Habana

I now only need to travel to NY for the former. Cuz motherfuckin Cafe Habana is comin to LA. I got a press release in my mail today. I hate those things, but this one mentioned Cafe Habana and I was hooked from there. I’ll just copy and paste the press release below. But I figure the Title is all you really need to know about this little post.

DAMMMMN. So ill. Mannn.

I’m in NY, had a busy day of meetings and an amazing lunch courtesy of GOOGLE in house chefs. Big shouts to UDACHI for lettin me come by and rob his company of some seitan vegan amazingness.

Anyways tomorrow im in Connecticut at Shrine gonna play some top 40 choonz and freak everyone out by 2 with some low end thump. It’s a funktion one soundsystem and the last time I got to abuse one of those I was getting dizzy while I was DJing because of all the bass thumping my eardrumsss.

Then up next I got LIV in miami on Thursday with the rapture d00dz. Should be great times. Hopefully mattie will be there so I can play House of Jealous Lovers and make him all uncomfortable haha.

Then Thursday I got Cool Kids record release party in Chicagoooo with Chuck Inglish and Skyler layin down choonz.

And Friday I’ll be back at home.

RSVP CLICK HERE AND DOOOO IT

I really hope LA takes notice to how fucking epic this lineup is!

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But I already know you’re gonna be there right

I was at a cuuute little yard sale today at Sarah Morrisons house.. I think we’re going to do it monthly so if you are in LA & you missed this one.. come out for round two for sure. SO FUN(!) I made a whopping $21.50 (not so bad for a girl who didn’t have any of her own stuff to sell) – AND I took pictures..

xo
lindsay

It’s warm thank god.

I have so much shit to do it sucks. Gonna finish up this Brother Reade remix I SWEAR TO GOD. Ableton has been fighting me the whole time on this shit. But it’s gonna get done.

Also tonight in Pomona 3oh!3 is playing, and i’m probably gonna miss the Trash Talk show and Trackademicks shows here in LA.

Too many friends playin shows tonight!

Missing them hurts, it hurts like Turtle Rape

sat by a stinky ass dude on the plane but gonna have a complete recap of all the touring events tmrrw

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. srsly

never fails

I’m tired. Last night I played at Foxtail, felt good to kind of get back into the swing of things but I haven’t had to play a 4 hour set in a long time. I felt so rusty jeeeesus. It’s interesting to note the only requests I got were MGMT and Bloody Beetroots? Wut?

LA is Crazy.

There is some sort of strange intern war going on in Los Angeles. The employed “regular” girls are demeaned by Dim Mak interns. Dim Mak interns wish they were Cobrasnake interns. Cobrasnake interns want to have sex with Mark. The whole thing is oh so strange and non-sensical, girls. American Apparel starts at 9 dollars an hour. Dov Carney will takes photos of you half dressed for at least a couple hundred dollars. Minimum wage later, you have a billboard. Plus, you get a 50 percent discount on all those bootie shorts.

I don’t have interns because it is ridiculous. You have probably met them. They walk up to door guys calling themselves “Sarah Morrison’s intern” and walk right in. They don’t fold t-shirts or update my Myspace. I just suggest they actually save babies in trees or animals from single parent families. If they really want to “volunteer.”

You are not a big deal because you can get into Cinespace. My interns are there before you even start collecting your emails. They spent their day at some job getting paid. They rush somewhere after cashing their paycheck to rescue a hamster out of a tree. They grab whatever dress they shouldn’t have spent their entire paycheck on, slip it on, and are out the door. They count their drink tickets out, as you glare at them behind your email clipboards. They drink their Svedka/tonics to lil hampsters survival.

Grab a unitard, save a something.

K thx.

This is funny. Too much internet, too little time.

I am now officially 16! Get siked for the LA version of below.

The LA version will be way better, promise.

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.