Katy Perry – Hot N’ Cold (Skeet Skeet Remix) click here to go to my myspace music player and listen.
So I just texted Katy “Hey how was the view?”
She responds “Whoopi rushed the stage and kissed me on the lips”
I simultaneously think and say out loud “LOL WUT?!”
Video proof below:
Interracial lesbian loving on the view means ratings get a spike! Whoopi knew what she was doing. That shit’s called job security.
Today was warped tour buffalo which is actually in the Darien Center which is actually right next to Six Flags. So me and the crew slid into six flags and went on superman the ride.
I’m kind of afraid rollercoasters. I don’t know if you’re able to tell or not haha.
Rollercoaster ride on warped tour from skeet skeet on Vimeo.
The show today was really fun, had a lot of kids out to support which is nice. Signed for like 2 hours. Which is kind of draining but if 300 kids wanna wait in the rain we’ll definitely wait with you to sign your shirt. It means alot that you come out to support. For real
ALSO! Go buy corona and lime and Buzzin on ITUNES! Both songs are close to cracking the top 10!
We play at 5:45 then right after Katy Perry plays at the stage next to us!
aweeeesome.
Katy’s record “One of the Boys” is finally out in stores!
After 5 years of blood,sweat, and tears it’s out and it’s amazing.
SRSLY go buy it on itunes, amazon or your local indie record store!
I’ve been in Iowa at my childhood best friends wedding. Shit was nutty.
Now instead of going home i’m flying to NYC. Me,Shwayze and Cisco are going on TRL tomorrow.
Katy P is on Today.
Love it.
Miss you blog family. I’ll be back in action soon.
So tonight Katy P and I went to dinner at La Poubelle.
I had just gotten out of my “1940s movie star” themed photo shoot for LA weekly and she had just gotten out of her shoot for Blender. The people at my shoot decided to straighten my hair and part it, yes you read that right… wait till you see the pictures EPIC. Anyways Katy was dressed in her normal “vintage fashion icon” attire but still had all her fancy makeup on from the shoot, basically we looked like some 1940s pimp and his hooker haha.
We got a bunch of confused stares, had some food, talked about significant others, warped tour, and other normal stuff when out of nowhere this MMA fight comes on TV at the bar. It was some league called EXC which actually had my childhood friend Rob Lawler fighting on the undercard. That in itself was awesome but OUT OF NOWHERE big KIMBO THE PEOPLES CHAMP comes on the screen and they’re hyping him as the main fight. I make katy eat slowly and order coffee, I explain to her the sheer power that is Kimbo and she gets all giggly when she sees his gold grillin mugggggg.
Then James Thompson the guy he’s fighting comes out with gnarliest cauliflower ear in the history of sport. I had to describe to Katy how all that fluid and tissue had gotten in his ear and she was grossed out already, but she kept watching. As the fight started the whole place started to watch the TVs, Kimbo has that effect on people. Kimbo started out strong but you could tell he was nervous and got gassed quick. It looked like the Super Bowl when all the guys come out so amped on adrenaline that they get exhausted SUPER quick. But it’s expected since he’s still really new to this much attention. Anyways Kimbo landed a few good punches but needs some work on his ground game for realllllll. The other guy JT was big as fuck and Kimbo had trouble with his size in the first two rounds for sure.
One thing lead to another and by the 3rd round Katy was all grossed out and couldn’t watch, that ended up being a smart move because both of the fighters were EXHAUSTED. Kimbo was probably gonna knock JT out but before he could he caught JT with a hook to the CAULIFLOWER EAR OF MY NIGHTMARES and the fucker EXPLODED. Blood all over his dome piece, the fight probably could have gone on and JT would have gotten knocked out. But it was stopped and Kimbo won. Kimbo’s 3-0 and still a beast, but not a legend. Needs a lot of work for him to be a legend.
WATCH VIDEO of KIMBO SLICE versus JAMES THOMPSON Below
Was a fun night even though Katy couldn’t watch the whole thing. She’s soft, i’m gonna force her to watch UFC dvds on warped tour. Get her toughened up, beating other pop starlets up outside of teddys and shit.
Bonus Surprise Kimbo Video Under the Cut
I HAVE VIDEO PROOF
Also peep me looking real homeless at the end of the video all snuggled up with miss Katy P! Her single is racing up the charts request that shit in your local areas!
Also request buzzin haha.
