This is DENA she’s from Berlin via Bulgaria. And she is incredible. Her new 7″ is coming out on Aerobic International.
LOVELOVELOVE
Malcolm Gladwell looks like the dopest guy ever. I just want to take him to dinner and have him talk for hours about whatever. I need to go back to college, I miss amazing lectures like this.
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
It’s like 17 mins but so worth it.
Also for the less intelectually inclined this game is incredible.
Tower Defense is the best flash game on the internet
Standup Comedy is dope
Earthquake is a funny dude
Russel Peters is hilarious
Dimitri Martin is another awesome guy
Ladies and Gentlemens…
Step right up! This post will be a life changing experience. From now on… till your ultimate demise… you will, I trust, be playing a game called “Your Team.”
Here’s the I-dizzle:
Katy Perry: “Ur Team!” (points too… —>)
Then Skeet goes… “Oh GOOD one…”…waits… and then points out “Your Team!” 
Then I come back with: “Ahhh touche… but this guy is SO your team:”
Skeet retorts with a whammy: “Okay, you wanna play? All of those freak show people that work out front of the Chinese Gruman Theatre… YOUR TEAM”
I ultimately end it with… “Aight..dats cool..but… YOUR TEAM!”
Look… The idea of the game is that in a parallel universe each person’s team will one day join forces with their respective (usually ungrateful) team captains and play against each others teams in a round of volleyball… probably, most def naked.
The idea is to put the most retarded looking people on each others team.
Once I had someone select all of Vine Street (hoe Hollywood) for my team… BUT, also have I dished out “Burning Man and all the naked hippies that go… YOUR TEAM.”
It’s really about paying attention to your surroundings…
Usually I stick to people being selected… but sometimes the selected involves groups of people and stupid objects… I would start from the beginning and work your way up… watch your friends burn with hate for you and the team you choose them.
what it do, I sit on you.
-katy perry-
p.s. tanks groban.
