Only two things mattered.
Basically all the commercials sucked except for the koala getting punched. And how weird was the “NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED” one.
That was the most awkward thing i’ve experienced in a long time. I’m in a room with my friends and my friends parents and everyones like uhhh wut?
But more importantly can we organize a dennys grand slam raping for the homeless fest. I refuse to eat that shit because I got it for free on warped tour and had one too many dennys entrees in the span of 3 months. But regardless I will go pillage them things and give to my local cracky like it’s NBD.
So basically where can I get a listing of all the Denny’s in a 10 mile radius?? Ima thinkin google maps will deliver on this one.
Meet the newest internet superstar CHRIS DANE OWENS wow this video is epic. I mean how amazing is this guy?
There are no words.
Wut Is Going On Here.
Upsides: Getting to play the cheesiest big room house I never get to play ever. Being in an ill room, and watching this fucker slide through the water.
Downsides: Linda Hogan Cougar Types hitting on me on the regular. Hulk Hogan types blowing kisses and pounding their shirtless chest while I DJ.
