I’d do a bunch and then go watch this.

Thanks for everything vegas. Last night at JET was fun.

Whoa MTV looks like it might be worth watching again. But I doubt it. Anyways steve-o looks like a fun guy to hang out with. alright. Pretty much what I already knew.

actually it’s shake shack in NYC oh my fucking god so good. I’m in nyc right now, at “The Tudor” hotel and my god damn ac isn’t working that well. I can’t sleep, luckily ron,hassan, tyler and md, and others are entertaining me in the chat room.

Who wants to hang in NYC? skeet(at)eatskeet.com

ayoooo

TRL on tuesday.

Sooo i posted this once already but it had a track that was not supposed to be blogged yet on it. OOOOPS.

Well i had to take it down and fix it, so here we are. FINALLY. This has all the songs i enjoyed in April and May and then some.

A lot of heaters in there. Basically I started it off with all my friends tunes and once i got to muscles I basically threw in stuff that wasn’t done by my friends.

DOWNLOAD THE NEW MUSIC MIX FOR APRIL/MAY HERE

Tracklisting

Goldielocks – Kids [Goldie is my favorite MSN buddy for sure, i'm gonna make sure she comes to the states soon]

MGMT – Kids Ep Version [This is the version Nick Panama was raving to me about when they were signed to his label]

Acid Girls – Palms [Two of my favorite dudes wrote a brilliant song here, and just wait till you get to hear the version with frankmusik on vocals... epic]

Sebastien Tellier – Divine (ocelot + Bird peterson remix) [Two great producers take on an already brilliant track and kill it]

The Presets – This Boys in Love (Lifelike RMX) [So Beautiful]

Katy Perry – I kissed a girl (Switch Remix) [ I could only post a snippet, but you get the idea. You'll have to come see me live to hear the whole thing]

Katy Perry – Hot N’ Cold [My remix should be done this week, ohhh shit]

Muscles – Hey Muscles I Love You [Best Chorus EVER]

Fake blood – Mars [BANGER]

Fake Blood – Fake Blood Theme [Fake Blood Banger #2]

Young MC – Bust a Move (Don Rimini Rmx) [DR Killed this Remix. So good]

Arno Cost – Souvenir [EPIC FUCKING SONGGGGGG]

Idiot Proof – The Deacon (Duke Dumont Remix) [Duke always has huge drums]

Crookers – Magic bus [New Crookers EP is solid]

Douster – Nose Break [acccciddddd]

Cryptonites – Give You up [Prince - Controversy such a good sample]

Crookers Ft. Kid Cudi – Embrace the Martian [Cudi is gonna have a big 08]

OMFG.

Volcano lightning?

Supposedly some volcano in chile erupted and airborne electricity started shooting through it. Whattttttttttttttttttttt?

Amazing but highly unscientific. I’m willing to bet god has been playing magic the gathering again and just went for the kill with the myanmar cyclone, chinese earthquake, volcano lightning combo.

If you could have any super power what would it be?

I just messed up typing Crystal Castles and ran with it.

But this partay is gonna be OMFG fun come get down. And go buy tickets while theyre cheap.

A Canadian woman has successfully sued the dealer who sold her an illegal street drug that put her in a coma. Sandra Bergen, 23, suffered a heart attack and spent 11 days in a coma after taking crystal methamphetamine.

Ms Bergen said Clinton Davey had known the drug was highly addictive and dangerous but sold it to make money.

Mr Davey refused to name his source of the drug, prompting the Saskatchewan judge to reject his defence – that Ms Bergen had taken the drug voluntarily.

‘Hit drug dealers’

It’s the future now and EBAY is so the site of yesteryear… too much of that… bidding shit makes me nauseous. Its like I bid on a some really cool boots and then get out bid by someone in the middle of the fuckin night by 75 cents and I’ve been “watching it now” for like 6 and 1/2 days. UGHH. Oooover it. Anyway, I’m insanely addicted to late night fall asleep shopping online… like I hope most of you are. When I used to smoke pot… (which I don’t now because drugs are bad and I always ended up in the fetus position in the corner of the room thinking everyone was after me) I would buy the STUPIDEST things. I guess it wasn’t the pot though… I bought the best stupidest thing today. I will share… AND direct you to my favorite online mega store called… ETSY. I have been an ETSY fan for like 6 months and rock the best one of a kinds since then. It’s a buy it now situation and you can even have one-of-a-kinds made for you, held on reserve. Most of you probably know of this site being wonderful blog readers that you are… but if not let me get you hooked. You we be as addicted like stan from south park when he switches from Guitar Hero to the herion-never-catch-the-dragon game. (Please tell me you’ve seen this episode)

I have been looking for this for a long time, found and bought:
SUPREME PIZZA HUGE THROW BLANKET… hells to the yes.

replace this dude with me, the now lovely owner.

her store is full of the best/stupidest/random things ever in life
SaintChicago.etsy.com
I also bought these from etsy:

bunny.etsy.com
and you can find great housewares like these:
hellocupcakes.etsy.com

You should see my apt… it’s soo random. Anyway, I just thought I’d let you in on some greatness. There’s a BUNCH of amazing things for guys too… for instance:

YES BOOBIES. This is way better than a million melons and you can throw this to ur bf when “Aunt Flow” is in town. Titties be sensitive!
Here are a couple more links to my fav stores on there… it’s a brilliantly set up website and the search function is the best for typing in random things you like… like “Boobies” “Pizza” ” Grills” “bunny rabbits” “guns”
cha cha check it out caramelo!
michellechristina.etsy.com
ultraretro.etsy.com
FAV:
imyourpresent.etsy.com

xoox
SECRETS!
KATY PERRY

I’m in san diego at the hard rock hotel.

Gonna play at moonstone again tonight, I took the train and it was awesome as usual. Monterey’s friend Miles was on the train too, I think he was heading home.

That story about the dude who fell 47 stories and is gonna be fine is NUTS! It’s on CNN right now but nobody really cares all they wanna talk about is Britney Spears’ trip to the mental ward. Even Rony called and asked why i’m not blogging about Britney. Well shit I feel really really really bad for her, I don’t know why but if I was her i’d fucking move to the french riviera or something and fly out timbo for the next record. Meanwhile forcing paparazzi to breach my Mote if they wanted a picture.

But I do like the way K Fed has flipped his image into Father of the year type shit. You go dude! You’re bout to get both the kids (who i think you actually love) and a lot of money (which i know you love). And you’re gonna be a hero to the 6 straight backup dancers left in the game who can dream that maybe one day they can bang fergie ferg or ms. stefani and shake shit up the way you did.

Now i’m watching sportscenter and i’m bout this shit, talked to my booking agent today and we’re about 90% on some super bowl parties. Awesome! I hope the Patriots lose, theyre way too good. So here’s hoping Dallas beats them and TO pulls a flag out his shirt and burns it or something. I’d win so many ways if that happened.

Also the new google maps for blackberry can triangulate your location within like 1200 meters nuts! You just hit 0 and there is this little circle around you that says aproximately where you are.

here’s a picture of me right now.

And a poll:

[poll=5]

Fragile & Intricate Masterpieces

Remember the highly praised Faberge eggs from the courts of Russian tzar? Modern masters of eggshell filigree carving make similarly detailed works, using only the nature-given material: eggshell itself, cut in creative patterns by hand with high-speed drills.

Some of the fascinating galleries available on the web include the work of Ron Cheruka (you can also buy his work there, just make sure of the proper HANDLING and shipping) and Gary LeMaster, the Eggshell Sculptor.

On this page you will see the work of Lew Jensen, Don Lisk and Brian Baity, as well as various Russian and Chinese egg sculptors, with some glimpses into the creation of these carvings.

(image credit: Don Lisk)

(images credit: Lew Jensen)

(images credit: Lew Jensen)

(images credit: Lew Jensen)

(images credit: Brian Baity)

“The Grecian Urn” by Gary LeMaster

“Garters” by Gary LeMaster

MORE IMAGES BELOW

1) Bat for Lashes – Fur and Gold
2) Jamie T – Panic Prevention
3) Battles – Mirrored
4) Chromeo – Fancy Footwork
5) Stars of The Lid – And Their Refinement of The Decline
6) Everybody Else – Everybody Else
7) Peter Bjorn + John – Writer’s Block
Caribou – Andorra
9) Arcade Fire – Neon Bible
10) MIA – Kala

I was gonna do a whole little blurb about every album, but fuck it theyre all really good. YOU NEED THE BAT FOR LASHES IN YOUR LIFE.

So this awesome chick on facebook Emma Mckinney sent me this link to the Montana Meth Project video page. I watched like 6 of them and was trippping out cuz they’re so intense then I get to this laundry mat one and i’m like wait… where have I seen this before. And then I see my brother from another mother CC up in this bitch.

So yaa these are heavy, and chad is in one of them. My little meth junkie CC.

This is my favorite one. So fucked.

Another good one.

Chad doing his thang.

Anybody wanna do some meth?

This thing has me confused.

But on another note, i want to be at this club!

This is so good. Obviously Bronques on the camera but this is on Roberta’s boat I believe, we got Kid Paparazzi, 15 year old Sky sucking some marshmallow off her finger (#1 Moment Nominee), Roberta and another Chick Making out (#1 Moment Nominee as well), A whole bunch of ravers blowing bubbles, the other photo guy who’s name is Ryan I think (I’m so shitty with names), the really nice heroin junkie looking tattooed guy I met at LAX, and probably a whole bunch of kids who helped tie up “BJ Panda Bear” in black tape?

Let the commentary begin.

YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS MASTERPIECE?

and i’m dead serious this is a masterpiece.

This is a testament to the power of internet fame, that shit is stronger than crack for underage hipster kids. I know and like BJ. I think he’s a nice enough kid, would never hurt a fly. Expresses himself through fashion, likes good music. But what other purpose does getting naked for a popular nightlife photographer have?

The only goal of wrapping your supple asian flesh in tape and lying naked in the captains quarters while someone films you biting a bowie knife (that was probably used to gut many a fish). Is internet fame. The goal is blog posts just like these.

Maybe in my kids sociology course in college they’ll study this, and it’ll be some warhol factory 2.0 shit. Cuz that’s probably the dream the rest of these kids have. That at their Thanksgiving dinner 30 years from now they can show their kids the LNP, and Cobrasnake coffee table book, and be like… “Ya I used to hang out there, it was so wild.” and watch as their nieces and nephews grin at “the cool uncle.”

Either way you go BJ. You keep playing your cards right, and you’ll be getting paid to host bang! or something in 6 months.

I’m not mad at some hustle. I just wanna hear what you guys think…

The night of the VMAs, i was all set to sit there take a Xanax, watch, and be asleep by 11:30. Then Gina wanted to go see Flosstradamus. I attempt to decline due to my conflict of interest. Gina reminds me about Tivo and promises we would stay up and watch them once we got home. In Gina and Sarah fashion, we stayed out until 5 and watched the VMAs until i had to go to the airport the next morning.

Alicia Keys comes on and it is light out. I love the song. Gina loves the song. From there on out, everytime it came on the radio i sang along loudly, alone in the car. The first time i heard someone with it as a ringtone on the bus, i thought to myself “brilliant.”

Then i heard it on the radio 34 times a day. One day, i realized every single phone that seemed to ring on the bus played that fucking song. Soon enough, it was on every promo on Mtv. Finally, i threw up in my mouth a little and realized i hate that fucking song.

The lyrics are stupid. It doesn’t really make sense musically. Everytime i hear it i feel phyically ill.

Lloyd had this to share on the topic:

one of the cocktail waitresses requested her new song so i played it for the first time tonight. i should have known better. her new song is really shitty. yea shes talented but her music (like that justice song) is clearly made with simple people in mind. in a conversation later that that night the same cocktail waitress told me alicia keys writes her own music. i responded by saying “clearly” in an assholic tone.