EATSKEET / bitch you breakfast

Things went down at cinespace.

Daft Punk played. And a fight broke out later that evening.

Here’s some footy. I know you were interested. That shit was bummmmer. Nice french dudes gettin pushed around is never a good look. But also do note that Dan Oh is somebody you want to have around when shit goes down.

<3 Danimal and you should too. Come see him play next week.

So in continuing with my title ix abiding “evening of the blogging field” i’ve added another female to the blogging roster.

Her name is Adri. She’s in a band called SHEEEP that is really good. She has an obsession with thrift shopping and animal tails. She’s a photographer and is a mini cobrasnake when ron and mark are globetrotting the world and need someone to take photoz. She also models sometimes and basically that completes her title as “girl that makes kids from midwest move to LA in hopes of being model/ musician/artist type.”

So ya that’s Adri in my little nutshell, um i’m sure she does other stuff too. So you should ask her what else she does in the post she just made about ROCK OF LOVE you can do that by clicking here and viewing that bad boy.

Shit is gonna be jumpin off has hard as this youtube video. Some special special guests and everyone’s in town for their NYE gigs so its gonna be like throwback cinespace days.

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Ana posted this video on the dim mak blog. Super cool concept, probably took a long ass time to finish. But the result is amazing.

At a suburban east coast Target…

It was 12.99, well 13 something with tax.

Roll your eyes all you want dj-whoever-you-are, steve aoki just won….liek the entire game.

I recently hit up Steve and Jason about booking my new artist Lisa D’amato on one of their nights. They said they would have to check her out and get back to me if they thought it was dope and would work. They got back and said yeah and she is booked for the 15th. I hit up Jason to get a hold of the flyer and he never got back to me. So I emailed Steve and asked him if he could send me a flyer and he said Jason handles all the flyers. So I hit up Jason again and he still didnt hit me back yet. I was losing promotion time and the night was nearing so I whipped up a shitty flyer and posted it on the myspace and on here where I blog regularly now. Innocent enough? Well I get this comment from a certain someone named Sarah Morrison, who mind you I do not know…I have heard the name but have forgotten the acclaim…here is what she said and I quote… 

“its sorta of retarded you made your own flyer and arent using jason’s. actually its fucked. this girl aint running tuesday. she has her 30 minute midnight set like every tuesday act booked im presuming. you cant just make flyers for other people’s nights calling them something else, pretending they are yours dude.have you been to la? do you have the internet yet? ”………………………………. …………………………………………………………………..WOW?

This was almost borderline crazy I thought. Yes this is their night and I never claimed it to be anything else nor would I want to considering I wanted my act to play “THEIR” night. It doesnt say Lisa is “RUNNING” the Tuesday as Sarah said. It just states the place, time, and artist websites in hopes that people come out and have a good time and enjoy the music. Steve and Jason booked her!!! I dont know what I did to become the stick in this girls ass but I hope we can one day meet in person, maybe even this tuesday, and remove it so u can smile again. Love you…Cisco. STEVE or JASON, send me the dang flyer homies!!! And also the mediator of this site, SKEET SKEET, let my flyer go up without hesitation so why all the fuss…calm the puss babydoll. That kind of flirting should be left on the playground. Bye all…  P.S. I HOPE U HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND PUT THAT ON A SHIRT AND WEAR IT SARAH…it took me a minute…way longer than it did to make the LISA flyer in question…truce?

Trevor and I have decided it might be a little more entertaining for me to write on here too. I think that may mean he might post less dumb YouTube videos. He will instead have to step up his game to compete with the brilliance that is my everyday and every other day thoughts.

Ladies love Trevor. They are usually 19 and have developed their fashion sense by observing photos on Cobrasnake from the uber-hip fashion nightmare known as Tuesdays at Cinespace. This phenomenon peaked at SXSW. My friend Kurt found it fascinating. He and Trevor discussed it at length. They realized they looked exactly alike. They are both dudes, they both wear t-shirts, they are both black. Kurt tried making the rounds with me as his wingman. We had Kurt act sort of shy and pretend he is a DJ, and not some rapper. We targeted girls wearing glasses with no lenses. We looked for ones struggling to keep wearing their Dim Mak dinosaur print hoodie even through it was 100 degrees. We sought out girls with boys’ underwear on their heads and socks over their shoes praying that it could make them the next Cory Kennedy. We targeted girls that Trevor had already tried to hide in the bathroom from. We had almost given up. We were sitting in the back in the Nylon office feeling defeated. Then some girl walking by stopped and said, “Wait, aren’t you in Plastic Little?” We both perked up. Trevor’s coaching seemed to be working. Everything seemed to be falling into place. Our evening was not a complete wash. Wait actually; thinking back it was definitely a dude.

Trevor (left), strangest dressed 19 year old ever grabbing her crotch (middle), poor Kurt (right)