I’d really like to see the whole movie performed like this:
J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far, And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT’s throat
J: Speak ‘What’ again! Thou cur, cry ‘What’ again! I dare thee utter ‘What’ again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but ‘What’, Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What? JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst! Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed With anyone but she to whom he wed.
If you want the scene about the cheeseburger and the guy who wrote it
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