Cisco made a video for the new Shwayze single “get u home” i’m trying to finish up my remix as we speak. But you can hear the original here and see some behind the scenes footage as well.

I’m in lawrence Kanasas today. Come hang if you got a second i’m playing at the Bottle Neck

I recently hit up Steve and Jason about booking my new artist Lisa D’amato on one of their nights. They said they would have to check her out and get back to me if they thought it was dope and would work. They got back and said yeah and she is booked for the 15th. I hit up Jason to get a hold of the flyer and he never got back to me. So I emailed Steve and asked him if he could send me a flyer and he said Jason handles all the flyers. So I hit up Jason again and he still didnt hit me back yet. I was losing promotion time and the night was nearing so I whipped up a shitty flyer and posted it on the myspace and on here where I blog regularly now. Innocent enough? Well I get this comment from a certain someone named Sarah Morrison, who mind you I do not know…I have heard the name but have forgotten the acclaim…here is what she said and I quote… 

“its sorta of retarded you made your own flyer and arent using jason’s. actually its fucked. this girl aint running tuesday. she has her 30 minute midnight set like every tuesday act booked im presuming. you cant just make flyers for other people’s nights calling them something else, pretending they are yours dude.have you been to la? do you have the internet yet? ”………………………………. …………………………………………………………………..WOW?

This was almost borderline crazy I thought. Yes this is their night and I never claimed it to be anything else nor would I want to considering I wanted my act to play “THEIR” night. It doesnt say Lisa is “RUNNING” the Tuesday as Sarah said. It just states the place, time, and artist websites in hopes that people come out and have a good time and enjoy the music. Steve and Jason booked her!!! I dont know what I did to become the stick in this girls ass but I hope we can one day meet in person, maybe even this tuesday, and remove it so u can smile again. Love you…Cisco. STEVE or JASON, send me the dang flyer homies!!! And also the mediator of this site, SKEET SKEET, let my flyer go up without hesitation so why all the fuss…calm the puss babydoll. That kind of flirting should be left on the playground. Bye all…  P.S. I HOPE U HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND PUT THAT ON A SHIRT AND WEAR IT SARAH…it took me a minute…way longer than it did to make the LISA flyer in question…truce?

Soo the hotel messed up and didn’t schedule the car taking me back to LA for pickup at the right time. So now i’m sitting in a hotel room loving life, last night was INSANE, INSANE. Me, Pete Wentz, and Travis from Gym Class Heroes DJed and Shwayze and Cisco did like 3 songs. We killed so hard, I had the whole crowd singing “wonderwall” at the top of their lungs awessssome. Then as i’m playing Mark Morrison “Return of the Mack” somebody grabs me from behind and it’s none other than Katy Perry, I didnt even know she was in san diego haha aweesssome. We got crazy in the club and right after she went with the Gym Class dudes to Vegas.

But anyways I finish my set with some Ruff Ryders Anthem and Travis from Gym Class goes on, he played a bunch of Mano and some other bmore/housey shit it was real dope.

But when Trav went on I slid over to our table and start drinking cranberry’s with fucking CINDY CRAWFORD. Who by the way is the hottest girl/woman/creature i’ve ever seen in my life. She looks 19. It’s ridiculous. Me and Cisco were fuckin with her the whole night, she was making her signature X drink for Jana from Suretone and Allison. Craaazy. Her husband owns/runs the Hard Rock bar I think, anyway all the Gerbers are incredibly nice/cool people.

After all that madness in the clurbbb we went back to Shwayze’s room with a bunch of people got down. Singing Tom Petty at the top of my lungs at 4 am is what’s up for reallllllllllls.

Anyways i’m watching the bears and the giants on TV right now, and looking for cool shit on the interweb. Beautiful things are now. Well this is gonna be a cool/beautiful things I guess

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Factory 2.0

Also i’m gonna post photos from last night like right now. And do a blog post about em in a bit too.

Last night I DJed the opening of “La La Land” a store that opened on the Third St. Promenade. Had a well good time and all my friends came through including bandmates, Shwayze and Cisco. Cisco brought his little protege Lisa D’Amato and Perez Hilton wanted her to perform her new song “Hopscotch” so i dropped the track and Lisa brought the dance moves.

Go Lisa Go Lisa.

Also tonight i’m DJing @ temporary spaces!

So my camera broke a while back and I stopped updating photos. Then I got a new camera and the damn photo plugin stopped working. So i fixed everything and here we are.

Friends go look at photos of yourselves. Outsiders you’ve got a new cobrafake to check out on the daily.

Holler.

Cisco did a remix of Mickey Avalon’s track “My Dick” with his own little rendition called “My Balls”. It’s pretty amazing considering Cisco’s balls are the biggest hit on the net since, Paris’ sex tape.

Cisco’s balls are taking meetings without him. And if you want to get on the bandwagon go preview the Track on the whitestarr myspace.

I just texted him telling him to send me the track so maybe i’ll have an exclusive for you kids at home.