EATSKEET / SRS BLGGNG

New Orleans is perfect. I need to go back. Who wants to book me down there? I wanna play with Sissy Nobby.

URB READERS POLL NOMINATED EATSKEET FOR THE BEST MUSIC BLOG

Purty sweet click the link above to check out the other awards. A lot of good friends there.

Sarah Morrison’s reality show

One might call it the search for the next me…I am just saying I am looking for some lady bloggers.

Email two (100-200 word) submissions, one from each category below.

Send them to me at Sarah@missbehavemag.com I am gonna recommend that home-girl from Rose’s blog, BMoore, and the rest of you see you next tuesdays not apply, due to their hatred of me, my age, and grammar. k thx bai.

Again Please submit TWO entries.

1 from each category below:

topic 1 (choose 1)

-Remy ma and Papoose’s upcoming Riker’s Wedding ceremony

-A review of those new Kraft Bagel-fuls frozen bagels stuffed with cream cheese things.

-Is Lil Mama 16 or 36, discuss.

-I buy my toilet paper at Target I don’t care about your low-budget designer line, (blah blah whoever you are giant famous designer.)

topic 2 (chose 1)

-An account of the last dude you slept with.

-Your first experience trying to get a Tampon into the vag.

-An evening you were unable to remember until it was pieced together by friends.

Again, send all submissions to Sarah@missbehavemag.com

hey wat up guys????? this is benny blanco here and i have no idea what im doin. ive never done this type of thing be4 but i guess ill give it a shot. ummm…. ive been workin/partyin sooo hard this past month… i fuckin had to go to the doctor and get blood work done!!!!! (i suck). right now im in ny spreading semen over katy perry’s song and many other things… i dunno how to do nething cool on this or even if ne1 will see this message but if it actually goes through tell me how to do cool stuff…. 

I met Lloyd at the Hollertronix/Turntable Lab festivities a few months ago. I saw him at LAX the following night. He looked at me and was like, “Fuck i hoped i would never see you again.” I stood there staring at him, wondering if more compliments were to follow. He then said, “I woke up this morning hungover and couldn’t remember anything about last night. The one thing i did remember was, “You were saying the dumbest shit to Sarah Morrison. Hope you never see that girl again.”

I didn’t remember anything Lloyd said to me, anyways.

he used to blog more on turntable lab.

Unemplyed Lloyd is my official blogger of the year.