EATSKEET / bitch you breakfast

Yesterday while driving home from work, I received a series of text messages
At first I thought it was a friend playing a prank on me… I was wrong
Oh yeah, I have a new phone, so you should re add me on bbm.

181893930XX: Hey you looking for services now?
me: New fone who is this?
818: Joey T breaktime130 the guy who loved the leather outfit!
818: Remember!?
me: Refresh my memory
me: I’m sorry, I have a horrible memory sometimes
818: U put me in ur sling and jerked me off about sean faris
me: Haha Awesome, Wrong Number Homie, I know a party you might dig called rhonda. Off Hollywood and Edgemont, thursdays
818: Remember?
me: I haven’t jacked off any dudes in a sling for years. Who R U trying to get a hold of?
818: Ugh!!! I knew your roommate adam, and I got scared
me: i’ve never had a roommate. But U really should come to rhonda on thursdays though
818: sorry

If anyone recognizes that number and/or knows what a “Sean Farris” is please let me know, I’m curious

Here is the set that aired for The Crystal Methods radio show on Indie 103.1 here in Los Angeles. Click on the artwork below (to get the tracklisting you will need to download the mix and check the artwork that accompanies).

Enjoy!

Classixx have a great song called Cold Act Ill
And someone made a great video for it

And Hush Hush is coming soon…
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Watch the Hi Res quality

come down to vinebar for our new sunday nite

Ladies and Gentlemens…

Step right up! This post will be a life changing experience. From now on… till your ultimate demise… you will, I trust, be playing a game called “Your Team.”

Here’s the I-dizzle:

Katy Perry: “Ur Team!” (points too… —>)

Then Skeet goes… “Oh GOOD one…”…waits… and then points out “Your Team!”

Then I come back with: “Ahhh touche… but this guy is SO your team:”

Skeet retorts with a whammy: “Okay, you wanna play? All of those freak show people that work out front of the Chinese Gruman Theatre… YOUR TEAM”

I ultimately end it with… “Aight..dats cool..but… YOUR TEAM!”

Look… The idea of the game is that in a parallel universe each person’s team will one day join forces with their respective (usually ungrateful) team captains and play against each others teams in a round of volleyball… probably, most def naked.
The idea is to put the most retarded looking people on each others team.
Once I had someone select all of Vine Street (hoe Hollywood) for my team… BUT, also have I dished out “Burning Man and all the naked hippies that go… YOUR TEAM.”
It’s really about paying attention to your surroundings…

Usually I stick to people being selected… but sometimes the selected involves groups of people and stupid objects… I would start from the beginning and work your way up… watch your friends burn with hate for you and the team you choose them.

what it do, I sit on you.
-katy perry-

p.s. tanks groban.

The new mixtape is out. It has a lot good stuff, Rapture Remixes, Kissy Sell Out, JT, Kelis, Van She.

I’m too lazy to write the tracklisting. If you want it. comment.

Download the DJ Skeet Skeet – December Mixtape