I’d really like to see the whole movie performed like this:

J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far, And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT’s throat
J: Speak ‘What’ again! Thou cur, cry ‘What’ again! I dare thee utter ‘What’ again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but ‘What’, Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What? JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst! Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed With anyone but she to whom he wed.

If you want the scene about the cheeseburger and the guy who wrote it
click HERE

party people, if you guys are looking for a nice “pre coachella” gift to get me
I might suggest going down to the WESC warehouse sale, and getting me some shorts
or maybe a nice speedo for the pool or something.

Even if you’re not looking to buy me a present, I’m sure you’ll find mad shit for yourself and for super cheap. Tell em’ Russinabox sent you for a “special treat”

April 17th – 19th
9:30 AM – 5:30 PM @ 11099 S. La Ceinega Blvd.

Did somebody already post this???
If so completely disregard

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I’m not sure which escort I like better…
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or this escort

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let me know…

Yo, so I recently got a “Wacom Tablet” for my birthday (If you don’t know what it is look it up) and I’m pretty amped on it.

But now I want one of these:

Graffiti Wall from Alex Beim on Vimeo.

It was a public wall on display in vancouver Canada, and they had artists Chris Hold fuck w/ it

Ladies and Gentlemens…

Step right up! This post will be a life changing experience. From now on… till your ultimate demise… you will, I trust, be playing a game called “Your Team.”

Here’s the I-dizzle:

Katy Perry: “Ur Team!” (points too… —>)

Then Skeet goes… “Oh GOOD one…”…waits… and then points out “Your Team!”

Then I come back with: “Ahhh touche… but this guy is SO your team:”

Skeet retorts with a whammy: “Okay, you wanna play? All of those freak show people that work out front of the Chinese Gruman Theatre… YOUR TEAM”

I ultimately end it with… “Aight..dats cool..but… YOUR TEAM!”

Look… The idea of the game is that in a parallel universe each person’s team will one day join forces with their respective (usually ungrateful) team captains and play against each others teams in a round of volleyball… probably, most def naked.
The idea is to put the most retarded looking people on each others team.
Once I had someone select all of Vine Street (hoe Hollywood) for my team… BUT, also have I dished out “Burning Man and all the naked hippies that go… YOUR TEAM.”
It’s really about paying attention to your surroundings…

Usually I stick to people being selected… but sometimes the selected involves groups of people and stupid objects… I would start from the beginning and work your way up… watch your friends burn with hate for you and the team you choose them.

what it do, I sit on you.
-katy perry-

p.s. tanks groban.

As long as I can remember I have always enjoyed watching other people get hurt
The first 2 made me laugh, I think the 2nd.5??? will still make me laugh
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Jessica Simpson froze up while trying to serenade Dolly Parton at one of the 234243 music awards we have now, and ran off the stage crying like a little girl.

This is some quote from some AP news story.

“Simpson exited to no applause and appeared to be in tears when she and the other singers in the tribute returned to the stage at the end.”