“Cutting your clit while shaving.”

And sometimes I find this instead

WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON!

This is my friend Brooke and her bf. The judges are one of my best friends lil brother and his girlfriend. This is amazing. You need to watch it. Watch all 9 minutes…totally worth it.

Damn the fucking drama. Apparently, me blogging on both Iheartcomix and Dimmak is stressing some people out. MLK died for this kinda shitz. Peace on earth DJs. Stop stressing. This is like neutral territory. Ill throw my thoughts around here with out riots or some sorta world of warcraft spectacle on the streets on the internet.

I am not a dj, but if i was i would exclusively play bitch anthems. Here’s my playlist.

Riskay-Smell yo dick
Meshell Ndegeocello- If that’s your boyfriend, he wasn’t last night
En Vogue- Free your Mind
Wendy Ho-Bitch i stole your purse
Miss B- Bottle Action
Lady Gaga- Dirty Ice Cream
Uffie- Dismissed
MC Luscious -Boom I got your boyfriend

Feel free you add your own. I know I am missing some good ones.

aren’t his feet cool? thats my new boo holding him. ain’t his feet cool?

Dude taking photos talks it out here.

rsvp to the email

or if you are one my homegirls/boyz holler at me at sarah@missbehavemag.com

see you there east coast