Music.Tech.Lolz
It seemed appropriate to post this on Dimmak, but then I remembered no one reads that blog. So I figured I would try here.
The latest seems to be a an email BCCed to a bunch of LA types.
I previously received this one encouraging me to kill myself.
Anyone else getting these?
This is so funny.
I like sleeping alone. I like doing my thing. The “I don’t date” thing works really well for getting out of awkward boy situations. I have no interest in 99 percent of the boys who approach me. So it becomes my sort of get out of jail free card. I have a few boys that I am really close with and have been for years. They are all dateable. They would be my boyfriend in a hot second, if i just asked. I enjoy knowing that, sort of flirting with them, and hanging out with them when i feel so inclined. I sort of keep them around waiting for the day i grow out of this, the day I am ready to sleep in a bed next to someone every night. The day my ADD becomes under control and I am at least 90 percent sure I won’t cheat on them. The day has not yet come. Lately, I worry it won’t ever come.
A few months ago, I ended up in a cab with a boy I didn’t really know. I tried to introduce myself. He sort of hostilly nodded, “I know who you are. I am a friend of __________.” (more…)
Preface: For those that don’t know me, I am from Boston. That’s where i spent my entire childhood and college years. My “alleged” parents still live there.
I receive this email last night:
Hey there Sarah
Some times things work in funny ways…I have been so into your mag and mass appeal mag. I have a small underground mag called EXACTLY. Anyway, I was at a bbq today in bk and I was chillin with the most amazing couple!
….And apparently I was hangin with your dad and mom…..btw he has the bestmusic selection EVER! So I got into chatin with him and I was like yeah i have a mag and blah blah and then he said you were his daughter…I kinda flipped. I have wanted to interview you! So let me know your thoughts on the idea? I want to do a piece on your trials and tribulations of doing what you do.
You are a major inspiration in who we are and we look up to you, so it was kinda funny that I was hangin with your parents…I love them. anyway, I hope that you wanna do the piece.
Let me know!
????????Logically I forward this email to my mom and this is the conversation that resulted:
Me-OMG these people are like Bernadette Peters and that dude from Rocky Horror in Annie, right?
Mom-LOL
Me-This is so weird. I am so confused.
Mom-Oh I didn’t tell you. Dad was in Brooklyn yesterday with the woman he is having the affair with. It was probably him and his mistress.
Me-What? Really?
Mom-Sarah, I was kidding.
Me-Oh.
“Cutting your clit while shaving.”
And sometimes I find this instead
WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON!
This is my friend Brooke and her bf. The judges are one of my best friends lil brother and his girlfriend. This is amazing. You need to watch it. Watch all 9 minutes…totally worth it.
