EATSKEET / half in love with you

It’s that time of the week again, where you should be thinking about stuff to buy me. I’ve been on this 90’s documentary phase for the past hour or so. First up his Heavy Metal Parking Lot, and the 2nd is a film on New Jersey in the 90s. Purchase accordingly

PS. the guy @ the beginning of the Jersey video reminds me of Brick when I first met him

Good Auction, for a great dude, and awesome art
Click the flyer for more info

Thecobrasnake did a little music compilation w/ Kitsune, featuring tracks from Acid Girls, and Classixx feat. Jeppe. The Video was filmed by Mark, and has some cool butt shots in it. here’s da video! (and it’s available in HD!)

I got a little tipsy last nite, and I’m not sure who to blame it on..

got me feelin loose

Gotcha in the zone?

Hey!

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got me feelin dizzy

Came across some awesome vector clip art of some of “all your favorite people”

Click on the pic of Obama or Miley Cyrus for more…

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I was looking for Mario Paint videos and came across this gem.

Why isn’t there a mario paint for Wii?

Shit The Bed – Monolith (mario paint)

Hey everyone,
just wanted to share an email I got and if any of the readers on here could help; that would be amazing.

It’s about my friend Justin who has recently relapsed from his remission of cancer (leukemia). This time around there is no chance to cure it with regular chemotherapy though, and he has to have a bone marrow transplant. His brother and sister are not matches, so we are having to go searching for an unrelated donor. With this being said, It would mean the world to me if any of you would take the time to see if you are a match. To get tested is really simple and only requires a mouth swab. And we’ll be doing a drive next week.

In conjunction with CITY OF HOPE, we are hosting a bone marrow drive for Justin at their office next TUESDAY JANUARY 6th, 2009

It will take place between 10am – 2pm (so goto work late or come on your lunch break)

Taking place at the R. Rock Office:
3111 Los Feliz Blvd. Suite 100, Los Angeles, CA, 90039
Office: 323 669 8819

There is NO COST for the test now, but Donation of any amount is requested and will be much appreciated…

They will be doing mouth swabs, NO BLOOD! So easy… right? There will be a consent form you need to fill out prior to getting swabbed. There will be snacks and drinks. This is open to ANYONE that wants to help out, so SPREAD the word!

Please be aware that by getting tested for Justin, you will be added to the national bone marrow donor registry. When a volunteer registers as a potential donor, his/her tissue type is listed on the donor file and is compared with the tissue type of all patients in need of a transplant. You can withdraw at any time, but keep in mind that you may be someone’s only hope for survival.

Please drop us a line to let us know if you are coming so that we can gauge the number of materials needed. For more information about Justin or the drive, email or call us. See you TUESDAY!

Thanks
-RUSS

Yesterday while driving home from work, I received a series of text messages
At first I thought it was a friend playing a prank on me… I was wrong
Oh yeah, I have a new phone, so you should re add me on bbm.

181893930XX: Hey you looking for services now?
me: New fone who is this?
818: Joey T breaktime130 the guy who loved the leather outfit!
818: Remember!?
me: Refresh my memory
me: I’m sorry, I have a horrible memory sometimes
818: U put me in ur sling and jerked me off about sean faris
me: Haha Awesome, Wrong Number Homie, I know a party you might dig called rhonda. Off Hollywood and Edgemont, thursdays
818: Remember?
me: I haven’t jacked off any dudes in a sling for years. Who R U trying to get a hold of?
818: Ugh!!! I knew your roommate adam, and I got scared
me: i’ve never had a roommate. But U really should come to rhonda on thursdays though
818: sorry

If anyone recognizes that number and/or knows what a “Sean Farris” is please let me know, I’m curious

Classixx have a great song called Cold Act Ill
And someone made a great video for it

And Hush Hush is coming soon…
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Watch the Hi Res quality

This is my boy outta my Miami “FREEGUMS”
he has a really sick style
tight hand drawn shit peep game on the website: www.freegums.com

on top of a gallon of gas being the cost of a back alley abortion…

I can’t eat the following:
1. Hamburgers (w/ tomatoes)
2. Salsa
3. Tomatoes
4. Stuff w/ tomatoes

Feel free to post your tomato horror stories in the comments…

I usually don’t do this type of stuff

But I don’t want anyone to miss this shit.
If you don’t kno who Metro Area is…. get in “the kno”

This should actually be called Gifts for Skeet and Brick cause it’s both of their birthdays today.

Just go to Target and pick up one of these desks
It should be in the “colored” section in the back of the store…

I guess this only works for Skeet, but I’m sure Brick would rock it too.. Oooooh!!!!!

New Justice Video, well casted, a few references to Michael Jackson’s BAD

makes me wanna be 17 again

if the video doesn’t load above click HERE

via Silent Night + Mike Phan”tom”

and if you didn’t know RHONDA is tonite

now back to playing Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3), if you have it add me

I’d really like to see the whole movie performed like this:

J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far, And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT’s throat
J: Speak ‘What’ again! Thou cur, cry ‘What’ again! I dare thee utter ‘What’ again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but ‘What’, Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What? JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst! Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed With anyone but she to whom he wed.

If you want the scene about the cheeseburger and the guy who wrote it
click HERE