EATSKEET / SRS BLGGNG

yes.

Skeet. I challenge you to a SOY BOMB.

Hiiii guyzzzz…
I’m playing “Last Call With Carson Daily” on April 8th… at 1:35/12:35c (does this mean central?)
Anyway, tivo it if you aren’t a cracked out night owl like myself… I know Skeet and I talked over dinner about him soy bombing my show… but I wonder if he has the balls to do such a thing…

If you wanna be a GUEST to the TAPING it films THIS monday 4.7.08! Perez just mentioned to me that he is going to be a guest as well! Should be saucy… wanna hear more about John Mayers fling… (dammit John Mayer you know I still want you.) Go here for tickets…

My record is coming middle of June.
I would be honored if someone messed with my shit like this…
I know this is kinda old news… but I’ma put that shit out there and secret it.

katyperry.

Damn, black people are the new white people.
Skeet, how do you guys continually rule.

Usually Skeet’s the one introducing me to what’s on the fresh concerning music as it is his job to inform the masses and set the trend.

Well the tablez have turned bra.

While VOTING for the SHWAYZE video on MTVU.com I clicked around and ended up on a video by “THE FASHION” Ah shit, typical Williamsburg dudes wearing that middle eastern scarf around their necks. GREAT. Watching the video though changed my mind… and I’m kinda feelin that song now, putting it in my almost SUMMER mix… (los angeles is fucking BEAUTIFUL today btw)

They don’t gots much myspace friends, but they probably have a lot of real friends.

I commend them on using their whit in making a video… labels aren’ forking out much benjamins these days to make em, so big UP to you all.

get their EP ON ITUNES.
Don’t download it off hypem.com
HA
They need to eat too bitches.
xo
KATY PERRY

Sorry I was p.m.s.ing
Tone is a really hard thing to read on the internet.

I was just trying to watch my back, blogger style.
respect!
Katy

I’m not too fresh off the bus…
I did Star shoes Thursday nights when I was 17… which cinespace eventually tried to rip off on Tuesdays.
I’m sorry about your gato, but please don’t blame me for your unhappiness… you made your bed of hatorade now lie in it.

have fun in Philly, we’re having loads in Cali.
xo
Katy

Yeeeeah….

Shameless… self promotion.
Bringing the heat… bring the bodies.
10 PM!
xo
Katy Perry

In life… always go for the hams.

How many of you got super into this show? I wasted so many Saturdays watching reruns of this shit
AND I got anxiety when people didn’t go straight to the hams or the coffee isle…

I am SO in my robe dancing around to this with my coffee.
Skeet… this song is a dance card must add.
-Go WILD in the isles-
Katy Perry

Dude.

I’m in NYC for TWO WEEKS straight.

I’m staying at this hotel (won’t entertain the stalkers…) and it’s like a SHOE BOX.
Anyway, I’m sooo happy in nyc. The first day I got here I walked down the street with the BIGGEST grin… PEOPLE talk to you! People let you know if they A. Love you or B. Hate you. There’s none of this “Yeah you’re great come to my party… bla bla bla” you show up and they look you straight in the eyes like a foreigner. Fuckers.

I’m here wrapping my forth coming record… that has taken for-ev-er (sand lot style) Working with my fav boys, Dr. Luke and Max Martin on a couple of songs and Benny Blanco from Spank Rock is putting a couple of his semen spots here and there. Blanco is like my favorite little brother that I never had nor wanted and told him he was adopted everyday. Love you. Hate you.
When I’m in the studio… we usually start around 5 and then go till like 3am… I take a nap usually and wake up to a thumping chorus in my face. It’s a great feeling…kinda, startling. I found a NEW energy drink though and it’s been keeping me crazy… you guys should really start mixing this with your vodka. You might actually get some play.

and if you’re feeling extra crazy…

their moto is, “Give me energy or go to hell”
Sweet.
I’m gonna be shaking soon for sure.
NYC!
Katy

p.s. thanks picnicface.com and Groban.

Dude. Check out the article that one of my favorite siteees, www.dvice.com did on these glowing turntables.

http://dvice.com/archives/2008/01/ces_2008_cleara.php

Zebdonk.
http://www.geocities.com/zedonknzorse/index.html

She’s rocking some M.I.A. type gear.
Tribal, african, jungle… look is so in right now.

…shameless self promotion…

pretty please with a cherry on top!

Katy Perry

It’s the future now and EBAY is so the site of yesteryear… too much of that… bidding shit makes me nauseous. Its like I bid on a some really cool boots and then get out bid by someone in the middle of the fuckin night by 75 cents and I’ve been “watching it now” for like 6 and 1/2 days. UGHH. Oooover it. Anyway, I’m insanely addicted to late night fall asleep shopping online… like I hope most of you are. When I used to smoke pot… (which I don’t now because drugs are bad and I always ended up in the fetus position in the corner of the room thinking everyone was after me) I would buy the STUPIDEST things. I guess it wasn’t the pot though… I bought the best stupidest thing today. I will share… AND direct you to my favorite online mega store called… ETSY. I have been an ETSY fan for like 6 months and rock the best one of a kinds since then. It’s a buy it now situation and you can even have one-of-a-kinds made for you, held on reserve. Most of you probably know of this site being wonderful blog readers that you are… but if not let me get you hooked. You we be as addicted like stan from south park when he switches from Guitar Hero to the herion-never-catch-the-dragon game. (Please tell me you’ve seen this episode)

I have been looking for this for a long time, found and bought:
SUPREME PIZZA HUGE THROW BLANKET… hells to the yes.

replace this dude with me, the now lovely owner.

her store is full of the best/stupidest/random things ever in life
SaintChicago.etsy.com
I also bought these from etsy:

bunny.etsy.com
and you can find great housewares like these:
hellocupcakes.etsy.com

You should see my apt… it’s soo random. Anyway, I just thought I’d let you in on some greatness. There’s a BUNCH of amazing things for guys too… for instance:

YES BOOBIES. This is way better than a million melons and you can throw this to ur bf when “Aunt Flow” is in town. Titties be sensitive!
Here are a couple more links to my fav stores on there… it’s a brilliantly set up website and the search function is the best for typing in random things you like… like “Boobies” “Pizza” ” Grills” “bunny rabbits” “guns”
cha cha check it out caramelo!
michellechristina.etsy.com
ultraretro.etsy.com
FAV:
imyourpresent.etsy.com

xoox
SECRETS!
KATY PERRY

Ladies and Gentlemens…

Step right up! This post will be a life changing experience. From now on… till your ultimate demise… you will, I trust, be playing a game called “Your Team.”

Here’s the I-dizzle:

Katy Perry: “Ur Team!” (points too… —>)

Then Skeet goes… “Oh GOOD one…”…waits… and then points out “Your Team!”

Then I come back with: “Ahhh touche… but this guy is SO your team:”

Skeet retorts with a whammy: “Okay, you wanna play? All of those freak show people that work out front of the Chinese Gruman Theatre… YOUR TEAM”

I ultimately end it with… “Aight..dats cool..but… YOUR TEAM!”

Look… The idea of the game is that in a parallel universe each person’s team will one day join forces with their respective (usually ungrateful) team captains and play against each others teams in a round of volleyball… probably, most def naked.
The idea is to put the most retarded looking people on each others team.
Once I had someone select all of Vine Street (hoe Hollywood) for my team… BUT, also have I dished out “Burning Man and all the naked hippies that go… YOUR TEAM.”
It’s really about paying attention to your surroundings…

Usually I stick to people being selected… but sometimes the selected involves groups of people and stupid objects… I would start from the beginning and work your way up… watch your friends burn with hate for you and the team you choose them.

what it do, I sit on you.
-katy perry-

p.s. tanks groban.