Posts by Katy Perry
Two Words. Soy Bomb.
Skeet. I challenge you to a SOY BOMB.
Hiiii guyzzzz…
I’m playing “Last Call With Carson Daily” on April 8th… at 1:35/12:35c (does this mean central?)
Anyway, tivo it if you aren’t a cracked out night owl like myself… I know Skeet and I talked over dinner about him soy bombing my show… but I wonder if he has the balls to do such a thing…

If you wanna be a GUEST to the TAPING it films THIS monday 4.7.08! Perez just mentioned to me that he is going to be a guest as well! Should be saucy… wanna hear more about John Mayers fling… (dammit John Mayer you know I still want you.) Go here for tickets…
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE FAMILIAR FACES IN THE CROWD RATHER THEN RANDO TOURISTS? I mean I’ll take what I can get…
love you.
Katy Perry
p.s. I’m not allowed to yell “Penis” at the end of “Ur So Gay” since it’s national television… but you can…
Fool me, fool me.
My record is coming middle of June.
I would be honored if someone messed with my shit like this…
I know this is kinda old news… but I’ma put that shit out there and secret it.
katyperry.
Who’s my baby’s daddy? A song for a friend who has skipped her period.
Damn, black people are the new white people.
Skeet, how do you guys continually rule.
I will keel my band members like dis.
Usually Skeet’s the one introducing me to what’s on the fresh concerning music as it is his job to inform the masses and set the trend.
Well the tablez have turned bra.
While VOTING for the SHWAYZE video on MTVU.com I clicked around and ended up on a video by “THE FASHION” Ah shit, typical Williamsburg dudes wearing that middle eastern scarf around their necks. GREAT. Watching the video though changed my mind… and I’m kinda feelin that song now, putting it in my almost SUMMER mix… (los angeles is fucking BEAUTIFUL today btw)
They don’t gots much myspace friends, but they probably have a lot of real friends.
I commend them on using their whit in making a video… labels aren’ forking out much benjamins these days to make em, so big UP to you all.
get their EP ON ITUNES.
Don’t download it off hypem.com
HA
They need to eat too bitches.
xo
KATY PERRY
we coo.
Sorry I was p.m.s.ing ![]()
Tone is a really hard thing to read on the internet.

I was just trying to watch my back, blogger style.
respect!
Katy
I have been in LA 7 years. It’s common law bitches.
I’m not too fresh off the bus…
I did Star shoes Thursday nights when I was 17… which cinespace eventually tried to rip off on Tuesdays.
I’m sorry about your gato, but please don’t blame me for your unhappiness… you made your bed of hatorade now lie in it.

have fun in Philly, we’re having loads in Cali.
xo
Katy
I don’t wanna die like River… but tonight I got a show at the VIPER.
Shameless… self promotion.
Bringing the heat… bring the bodies.
10 PM!
xo
Katy Perry
WHEN IN DOUBT…
In life… always go for the hams.
How many of you got super into this show? I wasted so many Saturdays watching reruns of this shit
AND I got anxiety when people didn’t go straight to the hams or the coffee isle…
I am SO in my robe dancing around to this with my coffee.
Skeet… this song is a dance card must add.
-Go WILD in the isles-
Katy Perry
NEW YORK CITY IS THE TRUTH & LATE NIGHT STUDIO FUEL.
Dude.
I’m in NYC for TWO WEEKS straight.
I’m staying at this hotel (won’t entertain the stalkers…) and it’s like a SHOE BOX.
Anyway, I’m sooo happy in nyc. The first day I got here I walked down the street with the BIGGEST grin… PEOPLE talk to you! People let you know if they A. Love you or B. Hate you. There’s none of this “Yeah you’re great come to my party… bla bla bla” you show up and they look you straight in the eyes like a foreigner. Fuckers.
I’m here wrapping my forth coming record… that has taken for-ev-er (sand lot style) Working with my fav boys, Dr. Luke and Max Martin on a couple of songs and Benny Blanco from Spank Rock is putting a couple of his semen spots here and there. Blanco is like my favorite little brother that I never had nor wanted and told him he was adopted everyday. Love you. Hate you.
When I’m in the studio… we usually start around 5 and then go till like 3am… I take a nap usually and wake up to a thumping chorus in my face. It’s a great feeling…kinda, startling. I found a NEW energy drink though and it’s been keeping me crazy… you guys should really start mixing this with your vodka. You might actually get some play.
and if you’re feeling extra crazy…
their moto is, “Give me energy or go to hell”
Sweet.
I’m gonna be shaking soon for sure.
NYC!
Katy
p.s. thanks picnicface.com and Groban.
Skeet, UPGRADE dat shit.
Dude. Check out the article that one of my favorite siteees, www.dvice.com did on these glowing turntables.
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/01/ces_2008_cleara.php
if I were an animal I would be…
Zebdonk.
http://www.geocities.com/zedonknzorse/index.html
She’s rocking some M.I.A. type gear.
Tribal, african, jungle… look is so in right now.



