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Posts by Audrey Kitching

I always wondered if there could be handicapped animals and apparently there are.

that those exotic white tigers you see in rap videos and Las Vegas magic shows are the product of extreme INCEST!

It is extremely rare for a white tiger to be born naturally. tiger breeders must mate white tiger brothers and sisters and mothers and fathers together in millions of incestuous combinations to satisfy the never-ending demand for white tigers by insecure rap stars and homosexual magic acts.

so theres this new contagious cancer in dogs wich started from a single cell and had a transmission from one dog to another. in a lab they created a contagious cancer and tested it on mice and within a few days it spread. this is so scary everything evolves even diseases and i feel like this is its next step in cancer where it will be transmittable. also tasmanian devils are becoming extinct because of a contagious tumer cancer. yikes

so im going to get a job at astro burger. not because i need the money. not because i like burgers. every single one of my favorite movies always has that weird character who works at a drive through window. i basicaly want to vicariously live through them. my goal is to last 3 days… im sure one full shift is pushing it.. or what if i dont even get hired.

if they refuse to hire me im going to camp in there parking lot until i get the job or they call the police.  i just want to work at a drive through and wear a hair net. if anyone has prior experience please share your wealth.

i  hope im handing you this in a greasy bag through a window.

No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man. well, guess what? the bees are disappearing in massive numbers. its called colony collapse disorder, when the hives inhabitants suddenly disappear.

bees becoming extinct i assume is pretty serious subject but as far as im concerned by the time all the bees are gone our world will be destroyed already beyond repair. i give us 5 years until chaos 10 until world destruction or end of all..not a positive way to look at things. i say party it up have a good time do what you want because were going out and when i go out i hope its during a zombie apocalypses.

see you in hell or another dimension.

i am audrey and i got a story. i was at a spa last week and there were something looking much like hand whipes in the bathroom. so of course i grab a handful and stick them in my purse. later that night i go to my friends party and we all had cake.. my hands were sticky so of course i take one out and wash my hands with it and throw it on table. 5 minutes later i hear ” audrey did you wash your vag and throw this on my table” moral of this story was they werent hand whipes. dun dun dun

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im confused on these glasses

people wear these and there cool

im going to start wearing ski goggles all time then.