Comments on: Post Omegle Convo’s In The Commentz http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/ Blogging So Srs Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:14:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Andy http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-21641 Andy Fri, 13 Aug 2010 19:09:56 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-21641 This is why the worl order is failing.... You: move up, you're standing on my foot! Stranger: lik my bellend You: Unless you like being "liked" with barbed wire, then no! You: Now get off my foot Stranger: just suck my dick You: keep to your end of the closet Stranger: I WONT A BJ Stranger: IT MITE BE 2 LONG 4 UR MONTH You: I am guessing by your stupidity of topic, insistence on sexual relation that are impossible, since, obvcource, you are talking to a computer, and terrible grammar that you are a somewhat lonely, 14-16 year old boy. Perhaps bullied by others, whose only solace is masturbation. Am I right? Stranger: NO AM 11 m UK You: Ah, someone is starting early, how vile. Stranger: NO SUCK MY DICK its free You: Capslock is a tricky thing, but if you tap it again, it will stop the capitals. Stranger: UHHHHH.....!!! am english no forin Stranger: were u liv Stranger: jw You: Really, well I am also English, but the difference between you an I, as with English is that I speak English, and people who are "Forin" probably speak it better than you aswell. Stranger: WERE IN UK Stranger: ME WALES You: Ask me nicely. Stranger: ok You: Me Tarzan, you Jane. Please continue to grunt incoherently. Stranger: WERE THE FUCK U LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: Well, how eloquent. Stranger: im acherly 23 You: Which means nothing to me. Stranger: wot bout u Stranger: coz am rerlly 11 You: Sorry, I really don't speak monkey, could you please re-type that most polite message? Stranger: weelllll suk my dik and how old r u (o Y o) Stranger: ;-) Stranger: brb You: For how many years did they hold you back in school, to be exact? Even if I would, (which is really no going to happen this lifetime), "Suk yor dik" How would I do that, through a computer screen? You: Oh, a smiley! How charming. You: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I traced your iP Adress, and re-routed this conversation log to the "rerlly 11"year old? Stranger: bk Stranger: and am still in yr1 You: Of course you are, and children in year one, are usually four to five year olds. Not "rerlly 11" Stranger: yepp You: Well... Stranger: year 1 in high skwl dip sgit Stranger: shit* You: Can I ask two things? Stranger: sure shuger tits You: The true defenition of "dip sgit" , and Why a High school Establishment would even allow you onto it's premises? Stranger: wot??????/ You: Surely a Mental asylum would be more appropriate? You: Ah, I can almost see the idiocy seeping out of your pubescent, unwashes pores. The beauty of it. You: does th Stranger: can i giv u a tit wankk You: *Does the fact that you have stopped typing mean you are at loss, or that you have succeeded in chewing your own fingers off, thinking they were parasites? Stranger: nope chochlett You: Or feaces, your lack of insight would not surprise me. You: Oh, and feaces does not mean faces, it means "poo". Stranger: every1 wont a pice of da stiffmiceter You: Just encase. (look, a smiley face! Chase it! ------>) (: Stranger: wot u noa bout Stranger: how old r u tho You: Do you like ballons? Were you oxygen starved as a child, that would be an explanation for your obviously "special" Intelligence quotient. Stranger: ye Stranger: r u re-tIRDED You: Shock - horror. That conclusion would never have popped into the realms or my imagination had you not told me. Stranger: Yu Nt Gonna suk mi dik den You: Surprisingly, no. Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is why the worl order is failing….

You: move up, you’re standing on my foot!
Stranger: lik my bellend
You: Unless you like being “liked” with barbed wire, then no!
You: Now get off my foot
Stranger: just suck my dick
You: keep to your end of the closet
Stranger: I WONT A BJ
Stranger: IT MITE BE 2 LONG 4 UR MONTH
You: I am guessing by your stupidity of topic, insistence on sexual relation that are impossible, since, obvcource, you are talking to a computer, and terrible grammar that you are a somewhat lonely, 14-16 year old boy. Perhaps bullied by others, whose only solace is masturbation. Am I right?
Stranger: NO AM 11 m UK
You: Ah, someone is starting early, how vile.
Stranger: NO SUCK MY DICK its free
You: Capslock is a tricky thing, but if you tap it again, it will stop the capitals.
Stranger: UHHHHH…..!!! am english no forin
Stranger: were u liv
Stranger: jw
You: Really, well I am also English, but the difference between you an I, as with English is that I speak English, and people who are “Forin” probably speak it better than you aswell.
Stranger: WERE IN UK
Stranger: ME WALES
You: Ask me nicely.
Stranger: ok
You: Me Tarzan, you Jane. Please continue to grunt incoherently.
Stranger: WERE THE FUCK U LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Well, how eloquent.
Stranger: im acherly 23
You: Which means nothing to me.
Stranger: wot bout u
Stranger: coz am rerlly 11
You: Sorry, I really don’t speak monkey, could you please re-type that most polite message?
Stranger: weelllll suk my dik and how old r u (o Y o)
Stranger: ;-)
Stranger: brb
You: For how many years did they hold you back in school, to be exact? Even if I would, (which is really no going to happen this lifetime), “Suk yor dik” How would I do that, through a computer screen?
You: Oh, a smiley! How charming.
You: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I traced your iP Adress, and re-routed this conversation log to the “rerlly 11″year old?
Stranger: bk
Stranger: and am still in yr1
You: Of course you are, and children in year one, are usually four to five year olds. Not “rerlly 11″
Stranger: yepp
You: Well…
Stranger: year 1 in high skwl dip sgit
Stranger: shit*
You: Can I ask two things?
Stranger: sure shuger tits
You: The true defenition of “dip sgit” , and Why a High school Establishment would even allow you onto it’s premises?
Stranger: wot??????/
You: Surely a Mental asylum would be more appropriate?
You: Ah, I can almost see the idiocy seeping out of your pubescent, unwashes pores. The beauty of it.
You: does th
Stranger: can i giv u a tit wankk
You: *Does the fact that you have stopped typing mean you are at loss, or that you have succeeded in chewing your own fingers off, thinking they were parasites?
Stranger: nope chochlett
You: Or feaces, your lack of insight would not surprise me.
You: Oh, and feaces does not mean faces, it means “poo”.
Stranger: every1 wont a pice of da stiffmiceter
You: Just encase. (look, a smiley face! Chase it! ——>) (:
Stranger: wot u noa bout
Stranger: how old r u tho
You: Do you like ballons? Were you oxygen starved as a child, that would be an explanation for your obviously “special” Intelligence quotient.
Stranger: ye
Stranger: r u re-tIRDED
You: Shock – horror. That conclusion would never have popped into the realms or my imagination had you not told me.
Stranger: Yu Nt Gonna suk mi dik den
You: Surprisingly, no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: Elianna http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-20238 Elianna Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:54:20 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-20238 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i need your help You: FOr? You: .. You: ..... Stranger: im a 16 year old. my step dad raped me and im pregnant You: ...... You: really? Hmmmmm why would you go onto here? You: why not the police? Stranger: cuz i just need someone with a pointy object that'll fit up my vag You: xC Just jab something into your stomach. I don't like the idea, though. It will detach the fetus from it's haven. Stranger: i just want an abortion so i can get back to hooking on the corners at night. no one wants a fat whore You: And if you put something up there, it will not work. Verrry delicate process. Just jab yourself in your stomach really hard. It will hurt, a lot. You: And you 'hook corners,' and you own a laptop? XD Stranger: i never said i own a laptop? im at the library You: Ah? You: xD what's your state You: Hello, this is Mark Petrenski from ABC news, an I am here to see the addiction of pornogrophy; sexual thoughts; and rapist calls that are not reported.... I am finding your adress right at this moment, so we can chat face to face. You: HAH!!! You: FUCK YOU You: YOUR FAULT You: hahahhaaaaaaa!!!! Stranger: thats pretty hilarious, considering i only go on here to fuck with people to. cocksucker You: WELL WELL WELL, little bitch. Easy for you to say. Trying to cyber, and calling me a cocksucker.... you poor slut. Stranger: haha the funniest part is you assume im a girl. dumb shit (XD so he's preggo?! XD) You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need your help
You: FOr?
You: ..
You: …..
Stranger: im a 16 year old. my step dad raped me and im pregnant
You: ……
You: really? Hmmmmm why would you go onto here?
You: why not the police?
Stranger: cuz i just need someone with a pointy object that’ll fit up my vag
You: xC Just jab something into your stomach. I don’t like the idea, though. It will detach the fetus from it’s haven.
Stranger: i just want an abortion so i can get back to hooking on the corners at night. no one wants a fat whore
You: And if you put something up there, it will not work. Verrry delicate process. Just jab yourself in your stomach really hard. It will hurt, a lot.
You: And you ‘hook corners,’ and you own a laptop? XD
Stranger: i never said i own a laptop? im at the library
You: Ah?
You: xD what’s your state
You: Hello, this is Mark Petrenski from ABC news, an I am here to see the addiction of pornogrophy; sexual thoughts; and rapist calls that are not reported…. I am finding your adress right at this moment, so we can chat face to face.
You: HAH!!!
You: FUCK YOU
You: YOUR FAULT
You: hahahhaaaaaaa!!!!
Stranger: thats pretty hilarious, considering i only go on here to fuck with people to. cocksucker
You: WELL WELL WELL, little bitch. Easy for you to say. Trying to cyber, and calling me a cocksucker…. you poor slut.
Stranger: haha the funniest part is you assume im a girl. dumb shit

(XD so he’s preggo?! XD)

]]> By: You http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-19990 You Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:11:43 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-19990 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: do u have a penis or vagina Stranger: ?? Stranger: ?? Stranger: do you You: what's a penis or vagina? Stranger: oh Stranger: u dont hve any Stranger: ?? You: where do you get them from? Stranger: ur fucking piece of shit Stranger: ur so dumb Stranger: tell me right fucking now You: I'll google those stores You: but do they have a sale? You: I don't have much cash on me You: hello? Stranger: im gonna cut off your balls and staple them to your forhead You: I had a basketball once Stranger: dont hello me bitch You: but I'm not sure where it is now Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT You: oh I know what a bitch is.....a female dog! Stranger: OMFG Stranger: SHUT UP Stranger: just the fuck up You: I'm not saying anything Stranger: stop talking Stranger: sh You: I'm not talking You: I'm just typing Stranger: u stupid cow Stranger: then stop typing motherfucker You: come on, cows can't type in english Stranger: i hate you Stranger: i fucking hate you You: why? you don't even know me Stranger: yes i do Stranger: i no you You: no you don't Stranger: YES I FUCKING KNOW YOU Stranger: UR NEXT Stranger: on my list You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do u have a penis or vagina
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: do you
You: what’s a penis or vagina?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u dont hve any
Stranger: ??
You: where do you get them from?
Stranger: ur fucking piece of shit
Stranger: ur so dumb
Stranger: tell me right fucking now
You: I’ll google those stores
You: but do they have a sale?
You: I don’t have much cash on me
You: hello?
Stranger: im gonna cut off your balls and staple them to your forhead
You: I had a basketball once
Stranger: dont hello me bitch
You: but I’m not sure where it is now
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You: oh I know what a bitch is…..a female dog!
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: just the fuck up
You: I’m not saying anything
Stranger: stop talking
Stranger: sh
You: I’m not talking
You: I’m just typing
Stranger: u stupid cow
Stranger: then stop typing motherfucker
You: come on, cows can’t type in english
Stranger: i hate you
Stranger: i fucking hate you
You: why? you don’t even know me
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: i no you
You: no you don’t
Stranger: YES I FUCKING KNOW YOU
Stranger: UR NEXT
Stranger: on my list

]]> By: andres http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-19323 andres Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:10:00 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-19323 Stranger: hi You: hi You: you walk in to a room and see a flash. what do you do? Stranger: PULL OUT MY GUN You: you pull out your gun aim and fire, blinded. someone hits you in the stomach and takes your gun and takes you in to a room You: what do you do Stranger: well i like it rough Stranger: sit back and relax You: they dont like you liking it. youre thrown into a pit of dead bodies naked, with a chance to run away covered in blood You: what now? Stranger: your fucked up Stranger: I DONT RUN Stranger: I drink Stranger: because im a cat You: you tru to drink your way out of it, with your cat skills. but you get drunk and wander in fron of a car. BAM!!! you get run over. You: you lose the game You: game over Stranger: no actually it doesnt say game over Stranger: it says Stranger: you won the game Stranger: GET SOME FUCKING GLASSES You: FAIL You: loser You: you lost You: drinking doesnt solve anything Stranger: WELL Stranger: THEN I GET MY MOTORBIKE Stranger: AND RUN YOU THE SHIT OVER You: especially not Super Awesome Mysterious Weird Scenarios Win The Game by Not Dying 3!!! Stranger: ? Stranger: i freaken won anyway You: no, im relaxing in my mansion,while your brains are on the floor Stranger: no Stranger: im relaxing in your mansion while your brains are on my leg You: yup, i let you try my jelly candy brains You: but your so messy You: you got it on your pants silly!!! Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: you walk in to a room and see a flash. what do you do?
Stranger: PULL OUT MY GUN
You: you pull out your gun aim and fire, blinded. someone hits you in the stomach and takes your gun and takes you in to a room
You: what do you do
Stranger: well i like it rough
Stranger: sit back and relax
You: they dont like you liking it. youre thrown into a pit of dead bodies naked, with a chance to run away covered in blood
You: what now?
Stranger: your fucked up
Stranger: I DONT RUN
Stranger: I drink
Stranger: because im a cat
You: you tru to drink your way out of it, with your cat skills. but you get drunk and wander in fron of a car. BAM!!! you get run over.
You: you lose the game
You: game over
Stranger: no actually it doesnt say game over
Stranger: it says
Stranger: you won the game
Stranger: GET SOME FUCKING GLASSES
You: FAIL
You: loser
You: you lost
You: drinking doesnt solve anything
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: THEN I GET MY MOTORBIKE
Stranger: AND RUN YOU THE SHIT OVER
You: especially not Super Awesome Mysterious Weird Scenarios Win The Game by Not Dying 3!!!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i freaken won anyway
You: no, im relaxing in my mansion,while your brains are on the floor
Stranger: no
Stranger: im relaxing in your mansion while your brains are on my leg
You: yup, i let you try my jelly candy brains
You: but your so messy
You: you got it on your pants silly!!!

]]> By: beth http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-19052 beth Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:42:26 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-19052 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl? You: im losing faith in humanity. Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: im losing faith in humanity.

]]> By: This was interesting... http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-18968 This was interesting... Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:17:26 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-18968 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fem? Stranger: yeeeeer You: say something sexy Stranger: im crawling across the floor dressed like a kitten purring allll the way Stranger: and i get to u Stranger: now u say something sexy You: ok... how about "that was an OK start. keep going" Stranger: ok Stranger: I dress up like an aardvark and start dancing on the table performing the traditional tribal dance for u You: oooh now THATs what im talking about You: human sacrifice? Stranger: now i Jummp off and start running around the house screaming in nothing but an indian headpiece You: thats so hot You: u have war pipe or peace pipe? Stranger: war pipe You: damn You: ur a bad girl Stranger: ik Stranger: now i take my war pipe and get to u and put it into ur mouth with only my feet Stranger: still in nothing but a headpiece You: i unzip my pants... You: and present u with a sacrificial caribou Stranger: i start yelping with joy You: get on ur knees and suck my big bear spirit Stranger: sucking Stranger: but in the tribal summer heat Stranger: i get too hot Stranger: and run to get water Stranger: i dump the water all over me Stranger: but return to u Stranger: with a peace pipe You: oh ur a sexy little water buffalo Stranger: oh i kno Stranger: ur turn You: ok You: i'm going to stick my long hunting spear into your tepee, if you know what i mean Stranger: oh i know You: i pound u like the great drum of ancient spirits Stranger: all the while im screaming like i wild hyena You: ill make u scream loud enough to awaken the ancestral ones from their eternal slumber You: and they will bring abundant corn in the next harvest Stranger: okay this was interesting Stranger: byeeeeeeeeee! You: bye, lol You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fem?
Stranger: yeeeeer
You: say something sexy
Stranger: im crawling across the floor dressed like a kitten purring allll the way
Stranger: and i get to u
Stranger: now u say something sexy
You: ok… how about “that was an OK start. keep going”
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I dress up like an aardvark and start dancing on the table performing the traditional tribal dance for u
You: oooh now THATs what im talking about
You: human sacrifice?
Stranger: now i Jummp off and start running around the house screaming in nothing but an indian headpiece
You: thats so hot
You: u have war pipe or peace pipe?
Stranger: war pipe
You: damn
You: ur a bad girl
Stranger: ik
Stranger: now i take my war pipe and get to u and put it into ur mouth with only my feet
Stranger: still in nothing but a headpiece
You: i unzip my pants…
You: and present u with a sacrificial caribou
Stranger: i start yelping with joy
You: get on ur knees and suck my big bear spirit
Stranger: sucking
Stranger: but in the tribal summer heat
Stranger: i get too hot
Stranger: and run to get water
Stranger: i dump the water all over me
Stranger: but return to u
Stranger: with a peace pipe
You: oh ur a sexy little water buffalo
Stranger: oh i kno
Stranger: ur turn
You: ok
You: i’m going to stick my long hunting spear into your tepee, if you know what i mean
Stranger: oh i know
You: i pound u like the great drum of ancient spirits
Stranger: all the while im screaming like i wild hyena
You: ill make u scream loud enough to awaken the ancestral ones from their eternal slumber
You: and they will bring abundant corn in the next harvest
Stranger: okay this was interesting
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeee!
You: bye, lol

]]> By: b http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-18734 b Mon, 01 Jun 2009 02:40:26 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-18734 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: n Stranger: i Stranger: g Stranger: g Stranger: e Stranger: r Stranger: s You: wow, how immature You: d You: u You: m You: b You: a You: s You: s You: c You: u You: n You: y You: t* You: lol i fucked that up Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: n
Stranger: i
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: r
Stranger: s
You: wow, how immature
You: d
You: u
You: m
You: b
You: a
You: s
You: s
You: c
You: u
You: n
You: y
You: t*
You: lol i fucked that up

]]> By: A Fine Mess http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-18540 A Fine Mess Fri, 08 May 2009 21:24:41 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-18540 fyi I'm a female. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: omg Stranger: omg Stranger: omg Stranger: omggggggggggg Stranger: its youuu You: i need to get laid You: you in? Stranger: LETS GO SOME You: go some? You: are you retarded? Stranger: yes You: I suppose I can fuck a retard. You: I have no standards Stranger: where i come from laid is what you do with cutlery Stranger: butt what ever tickles your picklee You: laid in english means SEX. FUCKING. DOING IT Stranger: whats that? Stranger: sex? Stranger: thats a shop isnt itt? You: yes. its a shop Stranger: is that where you buy your clothes? You: where you go and make cream fillings Stranger: cake shop? Stranger: reallyyy? Stranger: YOUR A FUCKING MESS! You: I love making a mess. You: especially on a pretty mouth like yours Stranger: so does your mumm Stranger: ooh la laaa Stranger: mess is a understatement Stranger: your gay? You: so are we gonna do this or what? Stranger: Stranger: do your dog You: LOL no Stranger: munterr Stranger: munterrrrrrr You: he gets mad Stranger: JOVO Stranger: god called, he's say your a wanker You: fuck God man. You: he's a figment of your imagination anyways Stranger: pahah Stranger: just like your dick fyi I’m a female.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omggggggggggg
Stranger: its youuu
You: i need to get laid
You: you in?
Stranger: LETS GO SOME
You: go some?
You: are you retarded?
Stranger: yes
You: I suppose I can fuck a retard.
You: I have no standards
Stranger: where i come from laid is what you do with cutlery
Stranger: butt what ever tickles your picklee
You: laid in english means SEX. FUCKING. DOING IT
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: thats a shop isnt itt?
You: yes. its a shop
Stranger: is that where you buy your clothes?
You: where you go and make cream fillings
Stranger: cake shop?
Stranger: reallyyy?
Stranger: YOUR A FUCKING MESS!
You: I love making a mess.
You: especially on a pretty mouth like yours
Stranger: so does your mumm
Stranger: ooh la laaa
Stranger: mess is a understatement
Stranger: your gay?
You: so are we gonna do this or what?
Stranger:
Stranger: do your dog
You: LOL no
Stranger: munterr
Stranger: munterrrrrrr
You: he gets mad
Stranger: JOVO
Stranger: god called, he’s say your a wanker
You: fuck God man.
You: he’s a figment of your imagination anyways
Stranger: pahah
Stranger: just like your dick

]]> By: Bob http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-18514 Bob Tue, 05 May 2009 20:15:11 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-18514 You: where am i? Stranger: istanbul You: oh You: i thought it was constantinople Stranger: not cons... istanbul Stranger: greece You: but istanbul was constantinople Stranger: ? You: you know Stranger: now istanbul You: turkish delight on a moonlight night You: every gal in constantinople lives in istanbul You: not constantinople You: but if you have a date in constantinople? Stranger: where are you from You: constantinople Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: where am i?
Stranger: istanbul
You: oh
You: i thought it was constantinople
Stranger: not cons… istanbul
Stranger: greece
You: but istanbul was constantinople
Stranger: ?
You: you know
Stranger: now istanbul
You: turkish delight on a moonlight night
You: every gal in constantinople lives in istanbul
You: not constantinople
You: but if you have a date in constantinople?
Stranger: where are you from
You: constantinople
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: j$outh http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-18073 j$outh Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:02:42 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-18073 Stranger: are you a girl that can send tits? You: pow You: no horney mother fuckers Stranger: are you a girl that can send tits?
You: pow
You: no

horney mother fuckers

]]> By: j$outh http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-18071 j$outh Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:55:08 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-18071 Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how're you? You: good you Stranger: decent Stranger: you're not going to ask me if i'm a male from florida, are you? You: no You: well You: in that case.. Stranger: nice change of pace... You: are you? Stranger: still no. Stranger: now you know something i'm NOT. You: whats good in the hood Stranger: classical music, actually You: whats that Stranger: classical music?\ You: yeah..? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how’re you?
You: good you
Stranger: decent
Stranger: you’re not going to ask me if i’m a male from florida, are you?
You: no
You: well
You: in that case..
Stranger: nice change of pace…
You: are you?
Stranger: still no.
Stranger: now you know something i’m NOT.
You: whats good in the hood
Stranger: classical music, actually
You: whats that
Stranger: classical music?\
You: yeah..?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> By: j$outh http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/comment-page-1/#comment-18070 j$outh Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:50:58 +0000 http://www.eatskeet.com/2009/04/01/post-omegle-convos-in-the-commentz/#comment-18070 You: whats your name Stranger: Thought this is suppose to be anym. You: im not asking for ur full name Stranger: you can call me "Tiger" You: AY! You: tiger Stranger: Ahoy You: are you a pirate Stranger: Argh You: ZOMG You: do you have any trezures Stranger: Now I never said... Hello sailor did I? You: idc im gucci mane You: AY! Stranger: what is AY? You: what i say You: AY! Stranger: like ole? You: no like AY! Stranger: like Oy Vey? You: no like qaurter brick half a brick whole brick AY! Stranger: never heard of it. You: what a jive turkey Stranger: not a jive turkey... You: whats your name
Stranger: Thought this is suppose to be anym.
You: im not asking for ur full name
Stranger: you can call me “Tiger”
You: AY!
You: tiger
Stranger: Ahoy
You: are you a pirate
Stranger: Argh
You: ZOMG
You: do you have any trezures
Stranger: Now I never said… Hello sailor did I?
You: idc im gucci mane
You: AY!
Stranger: what is AY?
You: what i say
You: AY!
Stranger: like ole?
You: no like AY!
Stranger: like Oy Vey?
You: no like qaurter brick half a brick whole brick AY!
Stranger: never heard of it.
You: what a jive turkey
Stranger: not a jive turkey…

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