This is too much fun right now.
You: good mornin
Stranger: QUICK MY MOM IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!! WHAT DO I DO?
You: punch her!!!!!!!!!
You: on the left side
You: do it nao!
Stranger: k
Stranger: Oh god now she’s screaming in more pain
Stranger: and she just shat all over
Stranger: oh god I don’t even
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I feel like its all 17yr old boys but thats probably why its fun for 10 minutes lol. Everynow and then i get a real convo though.
Also some chick in austria just convinced me to visit Bregenz. Looks beautiful jeez.
But post goood convos you have with people in the comments. Lets see how your social skills stack up
Stranger: 19/m/seattle
Stranger: would you like to see pics of my cock?
You: no thanks little boy
Stranger: awww
Stranger:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i get off on hearing your honest opinion
You: haha
You: umm c ya!
You: hai
Stranger: Do you listen to country? Or am I the only one on this site?
You: you is the only one girl
Stranger: great…
You: super great
Stranger: everyone ive met so far is a metal head
You: im not a metal head
You: but i got metal in ma head
You: bike accident
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: ouch
You: im kidding
Stranger: oh ok good
Stranger: sorry. im a bit off today.
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this is what i will be doing in class. all day.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: yo
Stranger: how are you?
You: sick
Stranger: me too
You: how sick?
Stranger: i stayed home all day and hungout online
You: me too
You: my tummy hurts
Stranger: I am 23/ f and just found out i have bad kidney
Stranger: if i get sicker
Stranger: I dont want to live
You: can i send u one?
Stranger: i refuse to go to the hospital
You: mail me a cooler with ice and i’ll send u an average kidney
Stranger: That sounds awesome
Stranger: I think Ill be okay
Stranger: I dont need a new ones
Stranger: I just have to change my diet
Stranger: No more sweet tea
Stranger: anyway
You: send in the next 5min and recieve lung free of charge
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: Im in love with 4chan
Stranger: dont let my age fool you
You: 4chan? channel 4 doesn’t come in on my tv
Stranger: nicely played sir
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey wanna touch dicks?
You: nawww
Stranger: aww
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Favorite bands. Go!
You: screwdriver
You: max resist
You: public enemy
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You: HOLLA
Stranger: word
You: sup
Stranger: my dick
You: oh, forward
You: mine too
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Stranger: ASK A QUESTION. I AM ALL POWERFUL AND ALL KNOWING.
You: hah k
You: when will i have sex again?
Stranger: ANSWER: your having sex right now, with your hand. stop. NEXT QUESTION.
You: lol not true, but okay.
You: will america get attacked by more terrorists?
Stranger: ANSWER: within 3 months. by america itself. NEXT QUESTION.
You: what came first, the chicken, or the egg?
Stranger: the egg. almost all animals produce eggs.
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION.
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20
You: male or female?
Stranger: i do indeed have a weiner. you?
You: same.
Stranger: wanna rub our weiners together?
You: wow, no thanks bro.
You: why would you ask that if you are truly “all knowing”
Stranger: by all knowing i mean all assuming. i assumed you were gay. but, either way, with enough drinks in them anyone is gay.
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION.
You: is the underwater city of atlantis real?
Stranger: you mean the island? FUCK NO. myths man. NEXT QUESTION.
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: to not fuck up as much as possible to be as happy as you possibly can without causing harm to anyone else.
You: hmm, area 51…anything you know about it…?
Stranger: a little. you listen to coast-to-coast AM?
You: nope, sorry.
Stranger: well this is a guy who called into the show who was flying over area 51: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcMrPk7sCA
Stranger: it will freak you the fuck out.
You: hmm interesting.
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Stranger: u know what ?
You: what
Stranger: i love chocolate.
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Stranger: hi there
You: omg hi
Stranger: why omg?
Stranger: haha
You: =^.^=
You: thats why
You: a cat
Stranger: where are you from?
You: cattown
Stranger: a cat is a good reason
Stranger: im not into cats
You: meow
Stranger: lol
You: wanna touch my cat
You: his name is garfield
Stranger: does he like lasagna
You: mewoth thats right
You: heeylo
Stranger: ONTD?
You: yeauH!
Stranger: OH GREAT
You: just who i was lookin for
Stranger: MY BATTERY HAS LIKE 6 MINS
You: lets make the best of it
You: SAY IT ALL!
Stranger: OK! I JUST WANTED TO SAY
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Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: i love you!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AND OUR EPIC POSTS
Stranger: LET’S HAVE BABIEZ TOGETHER AND THEY CAN START A BAND
You: CALLED THE DONUT BROTHERS
Stranger: SEXUAL
You: just what i was thinking
Stranger: OH MAN SOULMATES
You: soul plane
Stranger: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
there’ll be peace when we are done. im in love
You: welp how u dern
Stranger: singa song of six pence
Stranger: welp how u dern?
Stranger: what language is that
Stranger: ?’
You: its crazy american lingo
You: what is the next lines in that song
Stranger: four and twenty balckbirds
Stranger: baked in a pie
Stranger: when the pie was opened, the birds began to sing
You: oh man i couldnt think of it.
You: very clever.
Stranger: wasnt that a dainty dish to set before the king
Stranger: ever hear the grand old duke of york?
You: no i havent
Stranger: the grand old duke of york
Stranger: he had ten thousand men
Stranger: he marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again
You: oh maybe i have but im sure u can refresh my memory??
Stranger: when they were up they were up
Stranger: and when they were down they were down
You: your blowing my mind with these stories
Stranger: and when they were only half way up they were only halfway down
You: very try
You: tru
You: where are u from?
Stranger: i am australian by birth
You: very nice.
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: what else
Stranger: OH
Stranger: THE
Stranger: ladies of the harem of the court of king caractacus
Stranger: were just passing by
Stranger: oh the ladies of the harem of the court of king caractacus
Stranger: were just passing by
Stranger: (repeat three more times)
You: the only one i know is
You: daisy daisy give me your answer true.
You: im half crazy all for the love of you
You: it wont be a stylish marriage…
Stranger: i cant afford a carriage
You: i cant afford a carrage
You: i knew you would know it
Stranger: heh
You: very impressed
You: where do u learn these?
Stranger: thnks
Stranger: in australia
Stranger: in my generation
Stranger: your grandma sings them
Stranger: some were old songs from school
You: ive never heard a negative thing come from down unda.
You: you guys have it all
Stranger: heh
Stranger: i would go THAT far
Stranger: but we do have universal healthcare
Stranger:
You: true that. ur only down fall is deadly jelly fish
Stranger: and kangaroos
Stranger: oh man
You: ya but roos are bad ass
Stranger: it doesnt stop there
Stranger: we have 11 of the 13 deadliest snakes
Stranger: we have the most poisonous spiders
Stranger: the sydney funnel web is HUGE
You: wow never knew that.
Stranger: crocodiles
Stranger: killer tics
You: america bad things like….
Stranger: european wasps
Stranger: republicans?
You: rosie o’donnel, republicans yes!!
Stranger:
Stranger: heh
Stranger: you guys have the right to bear arms
Stranger: we dont even have any bears!
Stranger: let alone getting their arms
You: yes we do
You: bear arms are a big deal over here
Stranger: i want bear arms
Stranger: i have girly hands
Stranger: could do with some bear arms
You: i can ship u some in exchange for a stuffed roo. and some of that aussie hair spray
Stranger: aussie hair spray?
You: idk we sell it here. its called aussie hair spray.
Stranger: oh ok
You: i hear good things about it
Stranger: never seen it
Stranger: sweet
You: yes lol. where do u live now
Stranger: anywho i gotta get back to work
Stranger: thailand
You: ok thanks 4 the songs
Stranger: with my beautiful thai wife
Stranger: no sweat
Stranger: cya later
You: mmmm dont tease
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Stranger: WAZB YUP
Stranger: Herro
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You: whoa!
Stranger: DUDE
You: its crazy over there!!
You: what is UOPP?
Stranger: It’s pretty bitchin man
You: I was SO STOKED
Stranger: RIGHT MAN I KNO
You: IT’S BeYOND
Stranger: GNARLY
Stranger: ONE ABOVE GNARLY
You: GGNNAR GGNNAR
Stranger: Sgnarly gnarly…
Stranger: It was rad is what I’m saying
You: It was like my stomach!
You: GROWLY!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT
Stranger: Dude you’re like a prophet
Stranger: you should, like, write a book
You: MAN, I did but it was more of an informational pamphlet
Stranger: and then make that movie a book on tape
Stranger: Shit that’s pretty allright
You: no, download man
You: its the future you know
Stranger: fuck yeah get on the techno train
Stranger: all aboard for webbyland
You: choo choo baby!
Stranger: chugalugachug
Stranger: Captain! FULL SPEED THROUGH THE WIDE OPEN GOOGLE PLAINS!
You: whats your name
Stranger: Thought this is suppose to be anym.
You: im not asking for ur full name
Stranger: you can call me “Tiger”
You: AY!
You: tiger
Stranger: Ahoy
You: are you a pirate
Stranger: Argh
You: ZOMG
You: do you have any trezures
Stranger: Now I never said… Hello sailor did I?
You: idc im gucci mane
You: AY!
Stranger: what is AY?
You: what i say
You: AY!
Stranger: like ole?
You: no like AY!
Stranger: like Oy Vey?
You: no like qaurter brick half a brick whole brick AY!
Stranger: never heard of it.
You: what a jive turkey
Stranger: not a jive turkey…
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how’re you?
You: good you
Stranger: decent
Stranger: you’re not going to ask me if i’m a male from florida, are you?
You: no
You: well
You: in that case..
Stranger: nice change of pace…
You: are you?
Stranger: still no.
Stranger: now you know something i’m NOT.
You: whats good in the hood
Stranger: classical music, actually
You: whats that
Stranger: classical music?\
You: yeah..?
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Stranger: are you a girl that can send tits?
You: pow
You: no
horney mother fuckers
You: where am i?
Stranger: istanbul
You: oh
You: i thought it was constantinople
Stranger: not cons… istanbul
Stranger: greece
You: but istanbul was constantinople
Stranger: ?
You: you know
Stranger: now istanbul
You: turkish delight on a moonlight night
You: every gal in constantinople lives in istanbul
You: not constantinople
You: but if you have a date in constantinople?
Stranger: where are you from
You: constantinople
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fyi I’m a female.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omggggggggggg
Stranger: its youuu
You: i need to get laid
You: you in?
Stranger: LETS GO SOME
You: go some?
You: are you retarded?
Stranger: yes
You: I suppose I can fuck a retard.
You: I have no standards
Stranger: where i come from laid is what you do with cutlery
Stranger: butt what ever tickles your picklee
You: laid in english means SEX. FUCKING. DOING IT
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: thats a shop isnt itt?
You: yes. its a shop
Stranger: is that where you buy your clothes?
You: where you go and make cream fillings
Stranger: cake shop?
Stranger: reallyyy?
Stranger: YOUR A FUCKING MESS!
You: I love making a mess.
You: especially on a pretty mouth like yours
Stranger: so does your mumm
Stranger: ooh la laaa
Stranger: mess is a understatement
Stranger: your gay?
You: so are we gonna do this or what?
Stranger:
Stranger: do your dog
You: LOL no
Stranger: munterr
Stranger: munterrrrrrr
You: he gets mad
Stranger: JOVO
Stranger: god called, he’s say your a wanker
You: fuck God man.
You: he’s a figment of your imagination anyways
Stranger: pahah
Stranger: just like your dick
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: n
Stranger: i
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: r
Stranger: s
You: wow, how immature
You: d
You: u
You: m
You: b
You: a
You: s
You: s
You: c
You: u
You: n
You: y
You: t*
You: lol i fucked that up
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fem?
Stranger: yeeeeer
You: say something sexy
Stranger: im crawling across the floor dressed like a kitten purring allll the way
Stranger: and i get to u
Stranger: now u say something sexy
You: ok… how about “that was an OK start. keep going”
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I dress up like an aardvark and start dancing on the table performing the traditional tribal dance for u
You: oooh now THATs what im talking about
You: human sacrifice?
Stranger: now i Jummp off and start running around the house screaming in nothing but an indian headpiece
You: thats so hot
You: u have war pipe or peace pipe?
Stranger: war pipe
You: damn
You: ur a bad girl
Stranger: ik
Stranger: now i take my war pipe and get to u and put it into ur mouth with only my feet
Stranger: still in nothing but a headpiece
You: i unzip my pants…
You: and present u with a sacrificial caribou
Stranger: i start yelping with joy
You: get on ur knees and suck my big bear spirit
Stranger: sucking
Stranger: but in the tribal summer heat
Stranger: i get too hot
Stranger: and run to get water
Stranger: i dump the water all over me
Stranger: but return to u
Stranger: with a peace pipe
You: oh ur a sexy little water buffalo
Stranger: oh i kno
Stranger: ur turn
You: ok
You: i’m going to stick my long hunting spear into your tepee, if you know what i mean
Stranger: oh i know
You: i pound u like the great drum of ancient spirits
Stranger: all the while im screaming like i wild hyena
You: ill make u scream loud enough to awaken the ancestral ones from their eternal slumber
You: and they will bring abundant corn in the next harvest
Stranger: okay this was interesting
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeee!
You: bye, lol
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: im losing faith in humanity.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: you walk in to a room and see a flash. what do you do?
Stranger: PULL OUT MY GUN
You: you pull out your gun aim and fire, blinded. someone hits you in the stomach and takes your gun and takes you in to a room
You: what do you do
Stranger: well i like it rough
Stranger: sit back and relax
You: they dont like you liking it. youre thrown into a pit of dead bodies naked, with a chance to run away covered in blood
You: what now?
Stranger: your fucked up
Stranger: I DONT RUN
Stranger: I drink
Stranger: because im a cat
You: you tru to drink your way out of it, with your cat skills. but you get drunk and wander in fron of a car. BAM!!! you get run over.
You: you lose the game
You: game over
Stranger: no actually it doesnt say game over
Stranger: it says
Stranger: you won the game
Stranger: GET SOME FUCKING GLASSES
You: FAIL
You: loser
You: you lost
You: drinking doesnt solve anything
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: THEN I GET MY MOTORBIKE
Stranger: AND RUN YOU THE SHIT OVER
You: especially not Super Awesome Mysterious Weird Scenarios Win The Game by Not Dying 3!!!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i freaken won anyway
You: no, im relaxing in my mansion,while your brains are on the floor
Stranger: no
Stranger: im relaxing in your mansion while your brains are on my leg
You: yup, i let you try my jelly candy brains
You: but your so messy
You: you got it on your pants silly!!!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do u have a penis or vagina
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: do you
You: what’s a penis or vagina?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u dont hve any
Stranger: ??
You: where do you get them from?
Stranger: ur fucking piece of shit
Stranger: ur so dumb
Stranger: tell me right fucking now
You: I’ll google those stores
You: but do they have a sale?
You: I don’t have much cash on me
You: hello?
Stranger: im gonna cut off your balls and staple them to your forhead
You: I had a basketball once
Stranger: dont hello me bitch
You: but I’m not sure where it is now
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You: oh I know what a bitch is…..a female dog!
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: just the fuck up
You: I’m not saying anything
Stranger: stop talking
Stranger: sh
You: I’m not talking
You: I’m just typing
Stranger: u stupid cow
Stranger: then stop typing motherfucker
You: come on, cows can’t type in english
Stranger: i hate you
Stranger: i fucking hate you
You: why? you don’t even know me
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: i no you
You: no you don’t
Stranger: YES I FUCKING KNOW YOU
Stranger: UR NEXT
Stranger: on my list
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need your help
You: FOr?
You: ..
You: …..
Stranger: im a 16 year old. my step dad raped me and im pregnant
You: ……
You: really? Hmmmmm why would you go onto here?
You: why not the police?
Stranger: cuz i just need someone with a pointy object that’ll fit up my vag
You: xC Just jab something into your stomach. I don’t like the idea, though. It will detach the fetus from it’s haven.
Stranger: i just want an abortion so i can get back to hooking on the corners at night. no one wants a fat whore
You: And if you put something up there, it will not work. Verrry delicate process. Just jab yourself in your stomach really hard. It will hurt, a lot.
You: And you ‘hook corners,’ and you own a laptop? XD
Stranger: i never said i own a laptop? im at the library
You: Ah?
You: xD what’s your state
You: Hello, this is Mark Petrenski from ABC news, an I am here to see the addiction of pornogrophy; sexual thoughts; and rapist calls that are not reported…. I am finding your adress right at this moment, so we can chat face to face.
You: HAH!!!
You: FUCK YOU
You: YOUR FAULT
You: hahahhaaaaaaa!!!!
Stranger: thats pretty hilarious, considering i only go on here to fuck with people to. cocksucker
You: WELL WELL WELL, little bitch. Easy for you to say. Trying to cyber, and calling me a cocksucker…. you poor slut.
Stranger: haha the funniest part is you assume im a girl. dumb shit
(XD so he’s preggo?! XD)