Stranger: 19/m/seattle
Stranger: would you like to see pics of my cock?
You: no thanks little boy
Stranger: awww
Stranger:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i get off on hearing your honest opinion
You: haha
You: umm c ya!

You: hai
Stranger: Do you listen to country? Or am I the only one on this site?
You: you is the only one girl
Stranger: great…
You: super great
Stranger: everyone ive met so far is a metal head
You: im not a metal head
You: but i got metal in ma head
You: bike accident
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: ouch
You: im kidding
Stranger: oh ok good
Stranger: sorry. im a bit off today.
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this is what i will be doing in class. all day.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: yo
Stranger: how are you?
You: sick
Stranger: me too
You: how sick?
Stranger: i stayed home all day and hungout online
You: me too
You: my tummy hurts
Stranger: I am 23/ f and just found out i have bad kidney
Stranger: if i get sicker
Stranger: I dont want to live
You: can i send u one?
Stranger: i refuse to go to the hospital
You: mail me a cooler with ice and i’ll send u an average kidney
Stranger: That sounds awesome
Stranger: I think Ill be okay
Stranger: I dont need a new ones
Stranger: I just have to change my diet
Stranger: No more sweet tea
Stranger: anyway
You: send in the next 5min and recieve lung free of charge
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: Im in love with 4chan
Stranger: dont let my age fool you
You: 4chan? channel 4 doesn’t come in on my tv
Stranger: nicely played sir
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey wanna touch dicks?
You: nawww
Stranger: aww
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Favorite bands. Go!
You: screwdriver
You: max resist
You: public enemy
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You: HOLLA
Stranger: word
You: sup
Stranger: my dick
You: oh, forward
You: mine too
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Stranger: ASK A QUESTION. I AM ALL POWERFUL AND ALL KNOWING.
You: hah k
You: when will i have sex again?
Stranger: ANSWER: your having sex right now, with your hand. stop. NEXT QUESTION.
You: lol not true, but okay.
You: will america get attacked by more terrorists?
Stranger: ANSWER: within 3 months. by america itself. NEXT QUESTION.
You: what came first, the chicken, or the egg?
Stranger: the egg. almost all animals produce eggs.
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION.
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20
You: male or female?
Stranger: i do indeed have a weiner. you?
You: same.
Stranger: wanna rub our weiners together?
You: wow, no thanks bro.
You: why would you ask that if you are truly “all knowing”
Stranger: by all knowing i mean all assuming. i assumed you were gay. but, either way, with enough drinks in them anyone is gay.
Stranger: NEXT QUESTION.
You: is the underwater city of atlantis real?
Stranger: you mean the island? FUCK NO. myths man. NEXT QUESTION.
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: to not fuck up as much as possible to be as happy as you possibly can without causing harm to anyone else.
You: hmm, area 51…anything you know about it…?
Stranger: a little. you listen to coast-to-coast AM?
You: nope, sorry.
Stranger: well this is a guy who called into the show who was flying over area 51: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gcMrPk7sCA
Stranger: it will freak you the fuck out.
You: hmm interesting.
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Stranger: u know what ?
You: what
Stranger: i love chocolate.
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Stranger: hi there
You: omg hi
Stranger: why omg?
Stranger: haha
You: =^.^=
You: thats why
You: a cat
Stranger: where are you from?
You: cattown
Stranger: a cat is a good reason
Stranger: im not into cats
You: meow
Stranger: lol
You: wanna touch my cat
You: his name is garfield
Stranger: does he like lasagna
You: mewoth thats right

You: heeylo
Stranger: ONTD?
You: yeauH!
Stranger: OH GREAT
You: just who i was lookin for
Stranger: MY BATTERY HAS LIKE 6 MINS
You: lets make the best of it
You: SAY IT ALL!
Stranger: OK! I JUST WANTED TO SAY
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Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: i love you!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AND OUR EPIC POSTS
Stranger: LET’S HAVE BABIEZ TOGETHER AND THEY CAN START A BAND
You: CALLED THE DONUT BROTHERS
Stranger: SEXUAL
You: just what i was thinking
Stranger: OH MAN SOULMATES
You: soul plane
Stranger: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

there’ll be peace when we are done. im in love

You: welp how u dern
Stranger: singa song of six pence
Stranger: welp how u dern?
Stranger: what language is that
Stranger: ?’
You: its crazy american lingo
You: what is the next lines in that song
Stranger: four and twenty balckbirds
Stranger: baked in a pie
Stranger: when the pie was opened, the birds began to sing
You: oh man i couldnt think of it.
You: very clever.
Stranger: wasnt that a dainty dish to set before the king
Stranger: ever hear the grand old duke of york?
You: no i havent
Stranger: the grand old duke of york
Stranger: he had ten thousand men
Stranger: he marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again
You: oh maybe i have but im sure u can refresh my memory??
Stranger: when they were up they were up
Stranger: and when they were down they were down
You: your blowing my mind with these stories
Stranger: and when they were only half way up they were only halfway down
You: very try
You: tru
You: where are u from?
Stranger: i am australian by birth
You: very nice.
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: what else
Stranger: OH
Stranger: THE
Stranger: ladies of the harem of the court of king caractacus
Stranger: were just passing by
Stranger: oh the ladies of the harem of the court of king caractacus
Stranger: were just passing by
Stranger: (repeat three more times)
You: the only one i know is
You: daisy daisy give me your answer true.
You: im half crazy all for the love of you
You: it wont be a stylish marriage…
Stranger: i cant afford a carriage
You: i cant afford a carrage
You: i knew you would know it
Stranger: heh
You: very impressed
You: where do u learn these?
Stranger: thnks
Stranger: in australia
Stranger: in my generation
Stranger: your grandma sings them
Stranger: some were old songs from school
You: ive never heard a negative thing come from down unda.
You: you guys have it all
Stranger: heh
Stranger: i would go THAT far
Stranger: but we do have universal healthcare
Stranger:
You: true that. ur only down fall is deadly jelly fish
Stranger: and kangaroos
Stranger: oh man
You: ya but roos are bad ass
Stranger: it doesnt stop there
Stranger: we have 11 of the 13 deadliest snakes
Stranger: we have the most poisonous spiders
Stranger: the sydney funnel web is HUGE
You: wow never knew that.
Stranger: crocodiles
Stranger: killer tics
You: america bad things like….
Stranger: european wasps
Stranger: republicans?
You: rosie o’donnel, republicans yes!!
Stranger:
Stranger: heh
Stranger: you guys have the right to bear arms
Stranger: we dont even have any bears!
Stranger: let alone getting their arms
You: yes we do
You: bear arms are a big deal over here
Stranger: i want bear arms
Stranger: i have girly hands
Stranger: could do with some bear arms
You: i can ship u some in exchange for a stuffed roo. and some of that aussie hair spray
Stranger: aussie hair spray?
You: idk we sell it here. its called aussie hair spray.
Stranger: oh ok
You: i hear good things about it
Stranger: never seen it
Stranger: sweet
You: yes lol. where do u live now
Stranger: anywho i gotta get back to work
Stranger: thailand
You: ok thanks 4 the songs
Stranger: with my beautiful thai wife
Stranger: no sweat
Stranger: cya later
You: mmmm dont tease
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Stranger: WAZB YUP
Stranger: Herro
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You: whoa!
Stranger: DUDE
You: its crazy over there!!
You: what is UOPP?
Stranger: It’s pretty bitchin man
You: I was SO STOKED
Stranger: RIGHT MAN I KNO
You: IT’S BeYOND
Stranger: GNARLY
Stranger: ONE ABOVE GNARLY
You: GGNNAR GGNNAR
Stranger: Sgnarly gnarly…
Stranger: It was rad is what I’m saying
You: It was like my stomach!
You: GROWLY!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT
Stranger: Dude you’re like a prophet
Stranger: you should, like, write a book
You: MAN, I did but it was more of an informational pamphlet
Stranger: and then make that movie a book on tape
Stranger: Shit that’s pretty allright
You: no, download man
You: its the future you know
Stranger: fuck yeah get on the techno train
Stranger: all aboard for webbyland
You: choo choo baby!
Stranger: chugalugachug
Stranger: Captain! FULL SPEED THROUGH THE WIDE OPEN GOOGLE PLAINS!

You: whats your name
Stranger: Thought this is suppose to be anym.
You: im not asking for ur full name
Stranger: you can call me “Tiger”
You: AY!
You: tiger
Stranger: Ahoy
You: are you a pirate
Stranger: Argh
You: ZOMG
You: do you have any trezures
Stranger: Now I never said… Hello sailor did I?
You: idc im gucci mane
You: AY!
Stranger: what is AY?
You: what i say
You: AY!
Stranger: like ole?
You: no like AY!
Stranger: like Oy Vey?
You: no like qaurter brick half a brick whole brick AY!
Stranger: never heard of it.
You: what a jive turkey
Stranger: not a jive turkey…

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how’re you?
You: good you
Stranger: decent
Stranger: you’re not going to ask me if i’m a male from florida, are you?
You: no
You: well
You: in that case..
Stranger: nice change of pace…
You: are you?
Stranger: still no.
Stranger: now you know something i’m NOT.
You: whats good in the hood
Stranger: classical music, actually
You: whats that
Stranger: classical music?\
You: yeah..?
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Stranger: are you a girl that can send tits?
You: pow
You: no

horney mother fuckers

You: where am i?
Stranger: istanbul
You: oh
You: i thought it was constantinople
Stranger: not cons… istanbul
Stranger: greece
You: but istanbul was constantinople
Stranger: ?
You: you know
Stranger: now istanbul
You: turkish delight on a moonlight night
You: every gal in constantinople lives in istanbul
You: not constantinople
You: but if you have a date in constantinople?
Stranger: where are you from
You: constantinople
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fyi I’m a female.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omg
Stranger: omggggggggggg
Stranger: its youuu
You: i need to get laid
You: you in?
Stranger: LETS GO SOME
You: go some?
You: are you retarded?
Stranger: yes
You: I suppose I can fuck a retard.
You: I have no standards
Stranger: where i come from laid is what you do with cutlery
Stranger: butt what ever tickles your picklee
You: laid in english means SEX. FUCKING. DOING IT
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: thats a shop isnt itt?
You: yes. its a shop
Stranger: is that where you buy your clothes?
You: where you go and make cream fillings
Stranger: cake shop?
Stranger: reallyyy?
Stranger: YOUR A FUCKING MESS!
You: I love making a mess.
You: especially on a pretty mouth like yours
Stranger: so does your mumm
Stranger: ooh la laaa
Stranger: mess is a understatement
Stranger: your gay?
You: so are we gonna do this or what?
Stranger:
Stranger: do your dog
You: LOL no
Stranger: munterr
Stranger: munterrrrrrr
You: he gets mad
Stranger: JOVO
Stranger: god called, he’s say your a wanker
You: fuck God man.
You: he’s a figment of your imagination anyways
Stranger: pahah
Stranger: just like your dick

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: n
Stranger: i
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: e
Stranger: r
Stranger: s
You: wow, how immature
You: d
You: u
You: m
You: b
You: a
You: s
You: s
You: c
You: u
You: n
You: y
You: t*
You: lol i fucked that up

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fem?
Stranger: yeeeeer
You: say something sexy
Stranger: im crawling across the floor dressed like a kitten purring allll the way
Stranger: and i get to u
Stranger: now u say something sexy
You: ok… how about “that was an OK start. keep going”
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I dress up like an aardvark and start dancing on the table performing the traditional tribal dance for u
You: oooh now THATs what im talking about
You: human sacrifice?
Stranger: now i Jummp off and start running around the house screaming in nothing but an indian headpiece
You: thats so hot
You: u have war pipe or peace pipe?
Stranger: war pipe
You: damn
You: ur a bad girl
Stranger: ik
Stranger: now i take my war pipe and get to u and put it into ur mouth with only my feet
Stranger: still in nothing but a headpiece
You: i unzip my pants…
You: and present u with a sacrificial caribou
Stranger: i start yelping with joy
You: get on ur knees and suck my big bear spirit
Stranger: sucking
Stranger: but in the tribal summer heat
Stranger: i get too hot
Stranger: and run to get water
Stranger: i dump the water all over me
Stranger: but return to u
Stranger: with a peace pipe
You: oh ur a sexy little water buffalo
Stranger: oh i kno
Stranger: ur turn
You: ok
You: i’m going to stick my long hunting spear into your tepee, if you know what i mean
Stranger: oh i know
You: i pound u like the great drum of ancient spirits
Stranger: all the while im screaming like i wild hyena
You: ill make u scream loud enough to awaken the ancestral ones from their eternal slumber
You: and they will bring abundant corn in the next harvest
Stranger: okay this was interesting
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeee!
You: bye, lol

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: im losing faith in humanity.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: you walk in to a room and see a flash. what do you do?
Stranger: PULL OUT MY GUN
You: you pull out your gun aim and fire, blinded. someone hits you in the stomach and takes your gun and takes you in to a room
You: what do you do
Stranger: well i like it rough
Stranger: sit back and relax
You: they dont like you liking it. youre thrown into a pit of dead bodies naked, with a chance to run away covered in blood
You: what now?
Stranger: your fucked up
Stranger: I DONT RUN
Stranger: I drink
Stranger: because im a cat
You: you tru to drink your way out of it, with your cat skills. but you get drunk and wander in fron of a car. BAM!!! you get run over.
You: you lose the game
You: game over
Stranger: no actually it doesnt say game over
Stranger: it says
Stranger: you won the game
Stranger: GET SOME FUCKING GLASSES
You: FAIL
You: loser
You: you lost
You: drinking doesnt solve anything
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: THEN I GET MY MOTORBIKE
Stranger: AND RUN YOU THE SHIT OVER
You: especially not Super Awesome Mysterious Weird Scenarios Win The Game by Not Dying 3!!!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i freaken won anyway
You: no, im relaxing in my mansion,while your brains are on the floor
Stranger: no
Stranger: im relaxing in your mansion while your brains are on my leg
You: yup, i let you try my jelly candy brains
You: but your so messy
You: you got it on your pants silly!!!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do u have a penis or vagina
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: do you
You: what’s a penis or vagina?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u dont hve any
Stranger: ??
You: where do you get them from?
Stranger: ur fucking piece of shit
Stranger: ur so dumb
Stranger: tell me right fucking now
You: I’ll google those stores
You: but do they have a sale?
You: I don’t have much cash on me
You: hello?
Stranger: im gonna cut off your balls and staple them to your forhead
You: I had a basketball once
Stranger: dont hello me bitch
You: but I’m not sure where it is now
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You: oh I know what a bitch is…..a female dog!
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: just the fuck up
You: I’m not saying anything
Stranger: stop talking
Stranger: sh
You: I’m not talking
You: I’m just typing
Stranger: u stupid cow
Stranger: then stop typing motherfucker
You: come on, cows can’t type in english
Stranger: i hate you
Stranger: i fucking hate you
You: why? you don’t even know me
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: i no you
You: no you don’t
Stranger: YES I FUCKING KNOW YOU
Stranger: UR NEXT
Stranger: on my list

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need your help
You: FOr?
You: ..
You: …..
Stranger: im a 16 year old. my step dad raped me and im pregnant
You: ……
You: really? Hmmmmm why would you go onto here?
You: why not the police?
Stranger: cuz i just need someone with a pointy object that’ll fit up my vag
You: xC Just jab something into your stomach. I don’t like the idea, though. It will detach the fetus from it’s haven.
Stranger: i just want an abortion so i can get back to hooking on the corners at night. no one wants a fat whore
You: And if you put something up there, it will not work. Verrry delicate process. Just jab yourself in your stomach really hard. It will hurt, a lot.
You: And you ‘hook corners,’ and you own a laptop? XD
Stranger: i never said i own a laptop? im at the library
You: Ah?
You: xD what’s your state
You: Hello, this is Mark Petrenski from ABC news, an I am here to see the addiction of pornogrophy; sexual thoughts; and rapist calls that are not reported…. I am finding your adress right at this moment, so we can chat face to face.
You: HAH!!!
You: FUCK YOU
You: YOUR FAULT
You: hahahhaaaaaaa!!!!
Stranger: thats pretty hilarious, considering i only go on here to fuck with people to. cocksucker
You: WELL WELL WELL, little bitch. Easy for you to say. Trying to cyber, and calling me a cocksucker…. you poor slut.
Stranger: haha the funniest part is you assume im a girl. dumb shit

(XD so he’s preggo?! XD)

This is why the worl order is failing….

You: move up, you’re standing on my foot!
Stranger: lik my bellend
You: Unless you like being “liked” with barbed wire, then no!
You: Now get off my foot
Stranger: just suck my dick
You: keep to your end of the closet
Stranger: I WONT A BJ
Stranger: IT MITE BE 2 LONG 4 UR MONTH
You: I am guessing by your stupidity of topic, insistence on sexual relation that are impossible, since, obvcource, you are talking to a computer, and terrible grammar that you are a somewhat lonely, 14-16 year old boy. Perhaps bullied by others, whose only solace is masturbation. Am I right?
Stranger: NO AM 11 m UK
You: Ah, someone is starting early, how vile.
Stranger: NO SUCK MY DICK its free
You: Capslock is a tricky thing, but if you tap it again, it will stop the capitals.
Stranger: UHHHHH…..!!! am english no forin
Stranger: were u liv
Stranger: jw
You: Really, well I am also English, but the difference between you an I, as with English is that I speak English, and people who are “Forin” probably speak it better than you aswell.
Stranger: WERE IN UK
Stranger: ME WALES
You: Ask me nicely.
Stranger: ok
You: Me Tarzan, you Jane. Please continue to grunt incoherently.
Stranger: WERE THE FUCK U LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Well, how eloquent.
Stranger: im acherly 23
You: Which means nothing to me.
Stranger: wot bout u
Stranger: coz am rerlly 11
You: Sorry, I really don’t speak monkey, could you please re-type that most polite message?
Stranger: weelllll suk my dik and how old r u (o Y o)
Stranger:
Stranger: brb
You: For how many years did they hold you back in school, to be exact? Even if I would, (which is really no going to happen this lifetime), “Suk yor dik” How would I do that, through a computer screen?
You: Oh, a smiley! How charming.
You: Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I traced your iP Adress, and re-routed this conversation log to the “rerlly 11″year old?
Stranger: bk
Stranger: and am still in yr1
You: Of course you are, and children in year one, are usually four to five year olds. Not “rerlly 11″
Stranger: yepp
You: Well…
Stranger: year 1 in high skwl dip sgit
Stranger: shit*
You: Can I ask two things?
Stranger: sure shuger tits
You: The true defenition of “dip sgit” , and Why a High school Establishment would even allow you onto it’s premises?
Stranger: wot??????/
You: Surely a Mental asylum would be more appropriate?
You: Ah, I can almost see the idiocy seeping out of your pubescent, unwashes pores. The beauty of it.
You: does th
Stranger: can i giv u a tit wankk
You: *Does the fact that you have stopped typing mean you are at loss, or that you have succeeded in chewing your own fingers off, thinking they were parasites?
Stranger: nope chochlett
You: Or feaces, your lack of insight would not surprise me.
You: Oh, and feaces does not mean faces, it means “poo”.
Stranger: every1 wont a pice of da stiffmiceter
You: Just encase. (look, a smiley face! Chase it! ——>) (:
Stranger: wot u noa bout
Stranger: how old r u tho
You: Do you like ballons? Were you oxygen starved as a child, that would be an explanation for your obviously “special” Intelligence quotient.
Stranger: ye
Stranger: r u re-tIRDED
You: Shock – horror. That conclusion would never have popped into the realms or my imagination had you not told me.
Stranger: Yu Nt Gonna suk mi dik den
You: Surprisingly, no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.