bye bye twitter

you ruin my life.

all day.

<3

i tried this for 10 minutes, laughed my ass off

that website is so lame lol

all the people want is naked pichars..

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You: LOL EPIC WIN!

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats up!
Stranger: hey!
You: how you been?!
Stranger: how are things?
You: great!!
Stranger: same here!
You: Fantastic!
Stranger: its been soo long since weve talked!
You: I know!!
Stranger: hows the family?
You: we have a lot of catching up to do don’t we?!
You: oh they’re just fine, little mortimer graduated the third grade last week
You: how has your family been?
Stranger: oh just dandy
You: say, you aren’t still mad about the whole herpes thing are you?
Stranger: i mean after that night, how could i be?
Stranger: you were amazing
You: aww thanks, couldn’t have done it without you
You: you’re so understanding!
You: and perfect!
Stranger: i find the itch goes away when i do it with as many people as possible
You: for sure
You: especially in an orgy
Stranger: so hows ma?
You: still fuckin around with the milkman
You: how’s your wife and my kids?
Stranger: she knows hes a tranny right?
You: yeah that doesn’t stop her
Stranger: didnt stop me
Stranger: ah the kids are great
You: fuckin a! you too?!
Stranger: being that they arent mine, its no problem that i date them!
You: wouldn’t matter if they were yours, i date them too!
Stranger: good point!
You: why thank you!
Stranger: what was your name again?
Stranger: i cant believe i forgot!
You: Mildred
Stranger: ah yes
You: how could you forget that name?
You: people always compliment me on it
You: they say “mildred, gosh your name rolls off my tounge”
Stranger: my name is le-chad in case you forgot
You: and i say “shut your fuckin mouth, you’re ruining the moment”
You: i didn’t forget, i’m not an asshole like le-chad
Stranger: i knew you wouldnt
You: you broke my heart
You: i’ll never forget.
Stranger: im so sorry mildred
Stranger: i was so insensitive
You: i know, if you weren’t hung like a horse i would have left you a loooong time ago
Stranger: i know
Stranger: ive found the milkman satisfies me just as well as you did tho
You: thats an insult
Stranger: i just cant get over his mangina
You: how can you compare me to old gregg the milkman?!!?!
You: i see you’re still insensitive as fuck
Stranger: oh yea! well you were just holding me back mildred!
Stranger: i cant believe i would stay with a person like you for so long
You: we’ve been over that a thousand times, you never expressed your goddamn feelings
You: how was i supposed to know?!
You: i know the matching sweaters with our faces on them was a bit too much but you never drew the line
Stranger: i told you over and over, but you just had to watch the game
Stranger: i couldnt get you to help me with one damn thing around the house
Stranger: you would just come home from work and sit your ass in the chair
You: it was the fucking playoffs
You: gimme a break
Stranger: i gave you your break, but it obviously wasnt enough for you!
You: obviously.
You: fucking cunt
Stranger: i cant believe i came back here
You: i can’t either
You: get the fuck out of here
You: and dont look back
Stranger: oh you know i will look back you sexy beast
You: you’re dead to me
You: even if you look back with your crossed eyes, you’re still dead to me
Stranger: you will miss me
You: you wish
Stranger: you know you never came like that before
You: i did last night, with your dad
You: yeah that vietnam vet knows how to fuck
Stranger: ah but i was the one who taught him those moves
You: but i was the one who taught you those moves
Stranger: ohh youre bad
You: hehe i know
You: i can’t pretend any longer, i need you
Stranger: me too dear
You: meet me at the motel six by the chevron in 45 minutes?
Stranger: bring the milkman and ma and its a deal
You: only if you bring daddy
Stranger: oh i will!
You: let the fuckfest begin!
You: dont be late!
Stranger: see you soon sexy
You:
Stranger: bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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