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    Wanna meet a stranger


    31. March 2009


    This is the weirdest but coolest thing everrrrrrr.

    http://omegle.com/

    But definitely a bit more weird than cool.

    Don’t go getting herpes either.

    Author: Skeet Skeet
    Tags: , ,

    9 Comments on “Wanna meet a stranger”

    1. scotttâ„¢ wrote:

      bye bye twitter


    2. lp wrote:

      you ruin my life.

      all day.

      <3


    3. banaboogie wrote:

      i tried this for 10 minutes, laughed my ass off


    4. xavier wrote:

      that website is so lame lol


    5. j$outh wrote:

      all the people want is naked pichars..


    6. Ben wrote:

      Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______ |
      |_______`._____________|_________|______ _:
      .\________|____________|_________\|_____ __|
      _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
      __\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
      ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
      ____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
      ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
      _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
      _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
      ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
      _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
      _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
      ____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
      ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
      ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
      ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
      ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
      ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
      ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
      __|__________|_________|____|_______|___ ______|
      You: LOL EPIC WIN!


    7. mildred wrote:

      Connecting to server…
      Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
      You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      You: whats up!
      Stranger: hey!
      You: how you been?!
      Stranger: how are things?
      You: great!!
      Stranger: same here!
      You: Fantastic!
      Stranger: its been soo long since weve talked!
      You: I know!!
      Stranger: hows the family?
      You: we have a lot of catching up to do don’t we?!
      You: oh they’re just fine, little mortimer graduated the third grade last week
      You: how has your family been?
      Stranger: oh just dandy
      You: say, you aren’t still mad about the whole herpes thing are you?
      Stranger: i mean after that night, how could i be?
      Stranger: you were amazing
      You: aww thanks, couldn’t have done it without you
      You: you’re so understanding!
      You: and perfect!
      Stranger: i find the itch goes away when i do it with as many people as possible
      You: for sure
      You: especially in an orgy
      Stranger: so hows ma?
      You: still fuckin around with the milkman
      You: how’s your wife and my kids?
      Stranger: she knows hes a tranny right?
      You: yeah that doesn’t stop her
      Stranger: didnt stop me
      Stranger: ah the kids are great
      You: fuckin a! you too?!
      Stranger: being that they arent mine, its no problem that i date them!
      You: wouldn’t matter if they were yours, i date them too!
      Stranger: good point!
      You: why thank you!
      Stranger: what was your name again?
      Stranger: i cant believe i forgot!
      You: Mildred
      Stranger: ah yes
      You: how could you forget that name?
      You: people always compliment me on it
      You: they say “mildred, gosh your name rolls off my tounge”
      Stranger: my name is le-chad in case you forgot
      You: and i say “shut your fuckin mouth, you’re ruining the moment”
      You: i didn’t forget, i’m not an asshole like le-chad
      Stranger: i knew you wouldnt
      You: you broke my heart
      You: i’ll never forget.
      Stranger: im so sorry mildred
      Stranger: i was so insensitive
      You: i know, if you weren’t hung like a horse i would have left you a loooong time ago
      Stranger: i know
      Stranger: ive found the milkman satisfies me just as well as you did tho
      You: thats an insult
      Stranger: i just cant get over his mangina
      You: how can you compare me to old gregg the milkman?!!?!
      You: i see you’re still insensitive as fuck
      Stranger: oh yea! well you were just holding me back mildred!
      Stranger: i cant believe i would stay with a person like you for so long
      You: we’ve been over that a thousand times, you never expressed your goddamn feelings
      You: how was i supposed to know?!
      You: i know the matching sweaters with our faces on them was a bit too much but you never drew the line
      Stranger: i told you over and over, but you just had to watch the game
      Stranger: i couldnt get you to help me with one damn thing around the house
      Stranger: you would just come home from work and sit your ass in the chair
      You: it was the fucking playoffs
      You: gimme a break
      Stranger: i gave you your break, but it obviously wasnt enough for you!
      You: obviously.
      You: fucking cunt
      Stranger: i cant believe i came back here
      You: i can’t either
      You: get the fuck out of here
      You: and dont look back
      Stranger: oh you know i will look back you sexy beast
      You: you’re dead to me
      You: even if you look back with your crossed eyes, you’re still dead to me
      Stranger: you will miss me
      You: you wish
      Stranger: you know you never came like that before
      You: i did last night, with your dad
      You: yeah that vietnam vet knows how to fuck
      Stranger: ah but i was the one who taught him those moves
      You: but i was the one who taught you those moves
      Stranger: ohh youre bad
      You: hehe i know
      You: i can’t pretend any longer, i need you
      Stranger: me too dear
      You: meet me at the motel six by the chevron in 45 minutes?
      Stranger: bring the milkman and ma and its a deal
      You: only if you bring daddy
      Stranger: oh i will!
      You: let the fuckfest begin!
      You: dont be late!
      Stranger: see you soon sexy
      You: ;)
      Stranger: bye!
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    8. obi amaka wrote:

      want to meet and know the stranger


    9. obi amaka wrote:

      want to meet a male freind in usa


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