Wanna meet a stranger

This is the weirdest but coolest thing everrrrrrr.

http://omegle.com/

But definitely a bit more weird than cool.

Don’t go getting herpes either.

  • http://everythingyoulovetohate.blogspot.com/ scotttâ„¢

    bye bye twitter

  • http://doneanddoneshesaid.blogspot.com/ lp

    you ruin my life.

    all day.

    <3

  • http://www.banaboogie.com banaboogie

    i tried this for 10 minutes, laughed my ass off

  • http://twitter.com/therealx xavier

    that website is so lame lol

  • http://myspace.com/fuckingjonathan j$outh

    all the people want is naked pichars..

  • Ben

    Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______ |
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    _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
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    ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
    _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
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    You: LOL EPIC WIN!

  • mildred

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: whats up!
    Stranger: hey!
    You: how you been?!
    Stranger: how are things?
    You: great!!
    Stranger: same here!
    You: Fantastic!
    Stranger: its been soo long since weve talked!
    You: I know!!
    Stranger: hows the family?
    You: we have a lot of catching up to do don’t we?!
    You: oh they’re just fine, little mortimer graduated the third grade last week
    You: how has your family been?
    Stranger: oh just dandy
    You: say, you aren’t still mad about the whole herpes thing are you?
    Stranger: i mean after that night, how could i be?
    Stranger: you were amazing
    You: aww thanks, couldn’t have done it without you
    You: you’re so understanding!
    You: and perfect!
    Stranger: i find the itch goes away when i do it with as many people as possible
    You: for sure
    You: especially in an orgy
    Stranger: so hows ma?
    You: still fuckin around with the milkman
    You: how’s your wife and my kids?
    Stranger: she knows hes a tranny right?
    You: yeah that doesn’t stop her
    Stranger: didnt stop me
    Stranger: ah the kids are great
    You: fuckin a! you too?!
    Stranger: being that they arent mine, its no problem that i date them!
    You: wouldn’t matter if they were yours, i date them too!
    Stranger: good point!
    You: why thank you!
    Stranger: what was your name again?
    Stranger: i cant believe i forgot!
    You: Mildred
    Stranger: ah yes
    You: how could you forget that name?
    You: people always compliment me on it
    You: they say “mildred, gosh your name rolls off my tounge”
    Stranger: my name is le-chad in case you forgot
    You: and i say “shut your fuckin mouth, you’re ruining the moment”
    You: i didn’t forget, i’m not an asshole like le-chad
    Stranger: i knew you wouldnt
    You: you broke my heart
    You: i’ll never forget.
    Stranger: im so sorry mildred
    Stranger: i was so insensitive
    You: i know, if you weren’t hung like a horse i would have left you a loooong time ago
    Stranger: i know
    Stranger: ive found the milkman satisfies me just as well as you did tho
    You: thats an insult
    Stranger: i just cant get over his mangina
    You: how can you compare me to old gregg the milkman?!!?!
    You: i see you’re still insensitive as fuck
    Stranger: oh yea! well you were just holding me back mildred!
    Stranger: i cant believe i would stay with a person like you for so long
    You: we’ve been over that a thousand times, you never expressed your goddamn feelings
    You: how was i supposed to know?!
    You: i know the matching sweaters with our faces on them was a bit too much but you never drew the line
    Stranger: i told you over and over, but you just had to watch the game
    Stranger: i couldnt get you to help me with one damn thing around the house
    Stranger: you would just come home from work and sit your ass in the chair
    You: it was the fucking playoffs
    You: gimme a break
    Stranger: i gave you your break, but it obviously wasnt enough for you!
    You: obviously.
    You: fucking cunt
    Stranger: i cant believe i came back here
    You: i can’t either
    You: get the fuck out of here
    You: and dont look back
    Stranger: oh you know i will look back you sexy beast
    You: you’re dead to me
    You: even if you look back with your crossed eyes, you’re still dead to me
    Stranger: you will miss me
    You: you wish
    Stranger: you know you never came like that before
    You: i did last night, with your dad
    You: yeah that vietnam vet knows how to fuck
    Stranger: ah but i was the one who taught him those moves
    You: but i was the one who taught you those moves
    Stranger: ohh youre bad
    You: hehe i know
    You: i can’t pretend any longer, i need you
    Stranger: me too dear
    You: meet me at the motel six by the chevron in 45 minutes?
    Stranger: bring the milkman and ma and its a deal
    You: only if you bring daddy
    Stranger: oh i will!
    You: let the fuckfest begin!
    You: dont be late!
    Stranger: see you soon sexy
    You: ;)
    Stranger: bye!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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