I Like It When People Get Mauled by Animals

Posted by on Thursday, March 12, 2009 · 8 

and I’m not ashamed to say it. IT’S GREAT! Especially most definitely when they deserve it.

I mean, it sort of sucks when innocent people are hurt and all.

So that’s why I like it mostly when bad people get attacked. My day is sunshine when hunters get clobbered by bears. My day is sunshine and rainbows when an elephant impales its mean fucker trainer into the ground. And my day is chocolate sundae orgasm excastcy when coral-stealing spear fishermen get chompy chomped by sharks.

I LOVEEEE IT!!!

I like animals a lot more than people. Just felt like sharing that, today.

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  • http://youtube.com/emmagizer Emma

    I don’t know what to say.

  • Ron

    hahah <3 camille

  • Fool

    Holy I feel exactly the same way.

  • Ron

    i love that video of you being mauled by a kitty

  • Cap’n Portlandfuzz

    I like car accidents because emissions are bad.

  • Camille

    i deserved it, ronny

  • Camille

    That’s why I’m going to die alone. I’m unlovable and heartless.

  • Camille

    How poignant, parallel universe Camille. If only the world was as insightful as you…
    Oh wait, you’re a pathetic anonymous commentator. Never mind. On with the shark attacks