Real Heads Vs. Bandwagoners

So as I sit back from my stoop in NYC and view LA from the other coast I’ve noticed a proper rift between the so called “real heads” and the so called “bandwagoners” emerging.

basically real heads are the d00dz who supposedly were all about crookers 2 years ago and bandwagoners are the supposed alt-bros who heard of them last week and are soooo down with that new justice/nu rave/hipster/emo sound.

Now these are broad generalizations but pretty much that’s how it is.

Anyway these get money types have catered to both groups for halloween and the Real Heads party is looking kinda ill! Dance Right / MFG / Metromix are throwing it and it’s Discoed out.

The bandwagoners party is chock full of ill big ticket acts :: “JUSTICE, SOULWAX, SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO, DEADMAU5, BOYS NOIZE, CROOKERS, CRYSTAL CASTLES, JASON BENTLEY, DJ AM, DESTRUCTO and much more.”

The standout there is clearly soulwax. Basically all the “real heads” are bummed because they don’t wanna be caught dead at Hard surrounded by Shutter Shades and day-glo. But they still LOVEEEEE Soulwax. How can you not. Boys Noize is quite the DJ as well. I got a feeling all the real heads gonnna be hitting up mr. Paparazzi to get on that late night guest list.

Also on that tip? Who’s headlining HARD? Soulwax? Justice? I’m thinking hierarchy should be like this:

1. Soulwax
2. Justice
3. Deadmau5
4. Crookers
5. Boys Noize

As for my plans on halloween i’m either gonna be in Miami or LA for a playboy party. If i’m in LA i’ll probably try and catch soulwax after I do my set at the Playboy thang. With all those acts Hard’s gotta run late right?

Also I don’t think I really find myself in either of those categories. I still love me some crookers tunes and that Holy Ghost rmx of I like to Move in Here is my jimmy jam. Besides I still would probably lump myself into the rock n roll/hxc category as I listen to that shit 90% of the time anyway.

Also I wanna start a goth/industrial/dark wave night. who wants to get creepy? I already know adri does.

  • Daniel Desario

    I am so down with a crazy goth party. I’ll even bring my promo 12-inch of Specimen’s “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” to spin.

  • http://fucker deez

    You’re such a fucking whack ass new jack, trying to make yourself sound rooted in electronic music when your shit is wet behind the ears. Who gives a fuck who just heard crookers last week and when you heard them. What were you listening to 10 years ago? Oh wait, you’re a fucking diaper wearing, attitude pushing, wanna be old school head. Surrender the fantasy kiddo. You’re shit is new jack. Lose the attitude.

  • http://www.myspace.com/straightbutterscotchyo Skeet Skeet

    10 years ago I was in 5th grade. I was pretty much only into x-men.

    I’m 100% new-jack.

    Also you sound old.

  • http://everythingyoulovetohate.blogspot.com/ scotttâ„¢

    i like both line-ups, but i’ll likely go to the drop dead and see the others at that after.

    trevor your math is a little off. unless you’re really 20 than father time has done you wrong.

    iceman rules.

  • http://www.myspace.com/straightbutterscotchyo Skeet Skeet

    im 22.

    woops that means 6th grade (http://www.eslteachersboard.com/cgi-bin/lessons/index.pl?read=1927)

    So X-Men and Pokemon.

  • http://blog.youronlyfriends.com Your Only Friend

    Kinda Elitist dude. And I back 99% of what you say on here. I know what you mean living in L.A. and going to see Surkin and being the oldest one there by 5 years (I’m also 22) but in reality isn’t it kinda cool that kids in middle school are all about Crookers and Ed Banger. Don’t jump the bandwagon just because it’s popular now. On that note, I will be attending Hard (Disco on Halloween come on now). On the other hand Crystal Castles on Halloween is going to be priceless.

    ~Real Head

  • http://www.myspace.com/straightbutterscotchyo Skeet Skeet

    yaa i guess it comes off as elitist.

    But i suppose this initially was spawned as a commentary on what is going in LA…

    but it seems as though I took one side cuz i used a derogatory nickname “bandwagoner”

    I pretty much <3 the bandwagon. Not only is it amazing to see 2000 kids raging to bloghouse. It’s amazing to see 2000 kids raging to dance music.

    i also love this disco/house stuff and i’m hyped to go see Holy Ghost tonight in NY.

    So I guess what i’m saying is I hope this bandwagon keeps running and it chains the mainstream club shit in 4 years when these kids are 18 sneakin into clubs (i kid I kid)

    :)

  • http://www.totallyradd.com radam

    hahah trevor, you got caught hotlinkin.

    at least they didnt goatse you.

    ps, i am your man for a darkwave night.

  • http://www.myspace.com/straightbutterscotchyo Skeet Skeet

    this is amazing!!!!

    Although this has really turned into much more than it should have haha.

    I’m sure both Parties will be fun. I’m just stating the obvious, is there or is there not a rift emerging?

    Adammmm Darkwave i’m down.

  • http://www.djpaparazzi.com Paparazzi

    i <3 dance goth/industrial/darkwave music

    im down!!