Sorry, Wrong Number…

Yesterday while driving home from work, I received a series of text messages
At first I thought it was a friend playing a prank on me… I was wrong
Oh yeah, I have a new phone, so you should re add me on bbm.

181893930XX: Hey you looking for services now?
me: New fone who is this?
818: Joey T breaktime130 the guy who loved the leather outfit!
818: Remember!?
me: Refresh my memory
me: I’m sorry, I have a horrible memory sometimes
818: U put me in ur sling and jerked me off about sean faris
me: Haha Awesome, Wrong Number Homie, I know a party you might dig called rhonda. Off Hollywood and Edgemont, thursdays
818: Remember?
me: I haven’t jacked off any dudes in a sling for years. Who R U trying to get a hold of?
818: Ugh!!! I knew your roommate adam, and I got scared
me: i’ve never had a roommate. But U really should come to rhonda on thursdays though
818: sorry

If anyone recognizes that number and/or knows what a “Sean Farris” is please let me know, I’m curious

  • http://ihaveablogalso.blogspot.com Liz

    It sounds like you’re inviting him to meet you at the party nerd.

  • http://www.myspace.com/cocolala cynthia

    i want your number.

  • mandy c.

    that number is definently from granada hills,ca. because it’s similar to my number and everyone elses around here

  • http://www.eatskeet.com/2008/07/30/russinabox-leather-fetishes/ Russ is confusing our youth.

    [...] Pushing them to google things that might leave them scarred for life. [...]

  • http://dansmell.blogspot.com danielle

    isnt he an actor from like a shitty primetime soap oc style??

    but i really like the rhonda push because that guy is just the demographic

  • http://dansmell.blogspot.com danielle

    well i just googled the dude and thats sean faris but im pretty sure it refers to him. i think he was in the remake of yours mine and ours also…

    …right?right?

  • anabel

    lol
    sling