Yesterday while driving home from work, I received a series of text messages
At first I thought it was a friend playing a prank on me… I was wrong
Oh yeah, I have a new phone, so you should re add me on bbm.
181893930XX: Hey you looking for services now?
me: New fone who is this?
818: Joey T breaktime130 the guy who loved the leather outfit!
818: Remember!?
me: Refresh my memory
me: I’m sorry, I have a horrible memory sometimes
818: U put me in ur sling and jerked me off about sean faris
me: Haha Awesome, Wrong Number Homie, I know a party you might dig called rhonda. Off Hollywood and Edgemont, thursdays
818: Remember?
me: I haven’t jacked off any dudes in a sling for years. Who R U trying to get a hold of?
818: Ugh!!! I knew your roommate adam, and I got scared
me: i’ve never had a roommate. But U really should come to rhonda on thursdays though
818: sorry
If anyone recognizes that number and/or knows what a “Sean Farris” is please let me know, I’m curious
It sounds like you’re inviting him to meet you at the party nerd.
i want your number.
that number is definently from granada hills,ca. because it’s similar to my number and everyone elses around here
[...] Pushing them to google things that might leave them scarred for life. [...]
isnt he an actor from like a shitty primetime soap oc style??
but i really like the rhonda push because that guy is just the demographic
well i just googled the dude and thats sean faris but im pretty sure it refers to him. i think he was in the remake of yours mine and ours also…
…right?right?
lol
sling