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    Kobe Bryant is the Worst.


    13. June 2008


    “A lot of wine, a lot of beer, a couple shots, maybe like 20 of them, digest it, get back to work [today],” Kobe Bryant said when asked how the Lakers could possibly bounce back.

    This was Kobe’s response to how he was gonna handle the loss last night. Seriously he’s fucking retarted. How any of you people like him is beyond me. I’ve always been a kobe hater. He’s a great individual player, but he’s the kind of guy you hate to play with and he’ll only make teams fall apart at the seems. Of course I should give some background and say that I grew up 2 hrs from chicago so of course I was a die hard Bulls fan. I loved MJ and Scottie was my god, but I can always respect guys who are great athletes. For some reason I can’t respect Kobe. Maybe it’s cuz I know like 10 girls he’s cheated on his wife with, maybe it’s cuz he has the worst tattoos’ ever. Or maybe it’s because i’ve played basketball my whole life and know in my gut how his teammates must feel every night he goes 7 for 26 and walks in the locker room pointing fingers. Either way all I know is I hope he gets traded so I can riit for a home town team one day…

    I wanted the Celtics to win before this series started because KG deserves a ring. But now i’m just gonna let it all hang out.

    CELTICS FTW!

    also i’m kobe i punch my teammates lol

    Author: Skeet Skeet
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    16 Comments on “Kobe Bryant is the Worst.”

    1. AC-the reincarnation of the rat pack's cool wrote:

      I agree completely. I watched the Lakers give up a 24 point lead, with this so called superstar at the helms. I am also a Jordan fan–so I cringe everytime someone mentions Kobe in the same sentence with Jordan…this should only occur if we’re talking about what Jordan ordered at a Japanese restaurant. He only had 17 points last night, far from superstar status. If you’re looking for a hometown team in that city–your best bet is the Dodgers, lol.


    2. Billy wrote:

      “this should only occur if we’re talking about what Jordan ordered at a Japanese restaurant” hahahhahah

      I lived in Minnesota for 2 years so I’m a big fan of Kevin Garnett and I completely agree when you say he deserves a ring. He deserved to play with a winning franchise. Now that he does I really would like to see him win a championship.


    3. Rob wrote:

      Skeet, I feel your pain.
      What was he thinking when he sat in the chair and said “give me a crown, but make it look like there’s a butterfly on top of it.”
      Huh?

      It makes his game look ugly.


    4. radam wrote:

      3-time NBA champion: 2000, 2001, 2002
      NBA Most Valuable Player: 2008
      2-time scoring champion: 2006, 2007
      10-time NBA All-Star: 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008
      Has started in each of his appearances
      10 consecutive appearances (No All-Star game in 1999 due to league-wide lock-out)
      2-time NBA All-Star Game MVP: 2002, 2007
      10-time All-NBA Selection:
      First Team: 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008
      Second Team: 2000, 2001
      Third Team: 1999, 2005
      8-time All-Defensive Selection:
      First Team: 2000, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008
      Second Team: 2001, 2002
      NBA All-Rookie Second Team: 1997
      NBA Slam Dunk Contest champion: 1997
      NBA regular season leader in:
      points: 2003 (2,461), 2006 (2,832, 7th in NBA history), 2007 (2,430), 2008 (2,323)
      points per game: 2006 (35.4, 9th in NBA history), 2007 (31.6)
      field goals attempted: 2006 (2,173), 2007 (1,757), 2008 (1,690)
      field goals made: 2003 (868), 2006 (978), 2007 (813)
      free throws attempted: 2006 (819), 2007 (768)
      free throws made: 2006 (696), 2007 (667)
      2nd most points in a Game: 81 (January 22, 2006 vs. the Toronto Raptors)
      Kobe Bryant holds four and shares five NBA records:
      Most three-point field goals made, one game: 12 (January 7 2003 vs. Seattle SuperSonics; shared with Donyell Marshall)[40]
      Most three-point field goals made, one half: 8 (March 28 2003 vs. Washington Wizards; shared with 6 players).[40]
      Most consecutive three-point field goals made, one game: 9 (January 7 2003 vs. Seattle SuperSonics; shared with Latrell Sprewell and Ben Gordon).[41]
      Most free throws made, one quarter: 14 (3rd quarter, December 20 2005 vs. Dallas Mavericks; shared with 6 players).[42][43]
      Most free throws attempted, one quarter: 16 (3rd quarter, December 20 2005 vs. Dallas Mavericks; shared with 6 players).[42][43]
      Youngest player to score 15,000 points: (27 Years, 136 days)
      Youngest player to score 20,000 points: (29 years, 122 days old), surpassing Wilt Chamberlain, the previous holder of the record. Bryant also became one of the only three players to reach the milestone under the age of 30. The other two are Chamberlain (29 years, 134 days old) and Michael Jordan (29 years, 326 days old).[44]
      Youngest Slam Dunk champion: (18 years, 175 days), after winning the contest at the 1997 NBA All-Star Weekend.
      Youngest player to be named to the NBA All-Defensive Team: (1999-00 NBA season)[45]
      Youngest player to start a game: (18 Years, 158 days)


    5. skullset wrote:

      trev you and I are on the same page man


    6. alex wrote:

      radam- im not sure if you actually read what skeet said. “he is a great individual player” but he ruins the team around him. oh and btw 3 national championships w/ shaq. 0 without. <33


    7. Sam wrote:

      this is by far the most insane post you have ever made, i really do respect you on many levels, but you have lost it

      kobe is the hardest working athlete in sports and deserves a championship way more than other player, he is fucking getting triple teamed by the celtics who i might add are a terrific team and have an amazing defense….imagine the frustration any player would have after a game like that, he does not ruin the team around him, he carries that team and when he passed them the ball last night after getting triple teamed they just didnt come through, he may have a temper and whin at calls, but to say he should be traded so you can root for a team in l.a. is ludacris…..get it together people KOBE IS A GOD and you all need to become enlightened, regardless of if we win this series he is the MVP, thus very respectable…its a bummer you all don’t see that


    8. bro wrote:

      how long until kobe wants to be traded again?


    9. steve wrote:

      kg doesn’t deserve anything tim duncan has


    10. Sam wrote:

      he won’t demand a trade cause he knows the lakers are the most talent and one of the youngest teams in the league, Lakers will again be elite for years to come


    11. tonyyy wrote:

      LA all the way baby. love him or hate him, numbers dont lie. of couse jordans reign was epic and i think everyones just scared of something better. next season baby.

      but still… lawlz at kobe pwning radmonovic


    12. Realist wrote:

      Come on bro, mabye you hate him because of his tattoos and his marital committment? What pro-athlete doesn’t cheat? I think just Eli Manning. You know how many women acuse Jordan of fathering illigetimate children, let’s get real man. You hate him for the same reason other people do, because you are a hater. Get over it because no matter how much you love or hate Kobe he still gets MVP chants in opponents areanas in the playoffs and he still makes about $20 million a year only counting salary. Maybe its because you’ve been around basketball your whole life and you just aren’t that good at it. Either way Kobe isn’t losing any sleep over how you feel about him so you try to do the same. I’d like to leave you with a Kanye West qoute. Only fitting since he is another professional who has mastered his craft and is hated on by jealous insignificant fans. “There will always be haters that the way it is, hater ni–as marry hater bit–es and have hater kids.” Let it go. Just enjoy watching the game spectator.


    13. Coach Ice wrote:

      Note: I heard Mark Jackson say that Kobe Bryant was the “best player on the planet” and that he deserved N.B.A first team all-defensive membership. On the other hand, Coach Van Gundy stated that his being on the first team was undeserved and disrespectful to Shane Battier. My comments: (1) What planet are you talking about Mark, because it is certainly not this one?! (2) Don’t forget Tayshaun Prince is being disrespected as well!!!!
      My reason for posting the above is to state that all opinions are relevant just not unbiased. With that being said, I must state that I KNEW that the Lakers would lose in the championship. The only chance that they had would have been if the referees could have aided them AGAIN. Unfortunately, they were under a microscope because of valid tampering allegations. Look what happened in the final game. Wasn’t Rondo (21pts. – 6 steals – 8 assists – 8 rebounds) Kobe’s defensive responsibility?
      Any serious basketball fan would have to admit that Kobe Bryant is an excellently skilled basketball player. On the other hand, a true basketball purest would have to admit that he is completely OVERRATED!!!!! He is a ball hog and takes too many bad shots. As a matter of fact, he played with Shaq in his prime and gunned him out. He just started passing in the playoffs – this year.
      In addition, Paul Pierce made him look like a high school player on both ends of the court. If Kobe Bryant is the best player on the planet, that planet does not include Lebron James, Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnet, Steve Nash, Tim Duncan, or Chris Paul – just Mark Jackson!!!!!

      In the words of Shaq Diesel: Kobe you can’t do it without me , uh-uhh Kobe how’s my ass taste!!!


    14. King Harrington wrote:

      alright, seriously the dude that poste this is fucking retarded and should go kill himself, first of all kobe is the 2nd GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME only to Magic Johnson
      coach ice, how bout u kill urself too and all u people that say kobe sucks cuz if kobe sucks then the whole nba sucks cuz he got MVP bitches, so yeah, stick that in ur pipe and smoke it
      alright ima start it with coach ice cuz wow this guy aint very smart is he
      alright, first kobe is mvp, SECOND, everyone has bad games, even the greats man, 3rd they would NEVER have had the CHANCE to make it NEAR this far with the great one KOBE BRYAN
      and wtf r u talking about aided AGAIN, did u c how many HORRIBLE calls they called for the boston celtics, fucking ray charles coulda ref’d better dude and if u say that was good reffing, then u r seriously fucking retarded or something man, i mean cmon
      also, lakers didnt have theyre starting center, watch this next year if none of the starters get hurt, thats likle garnett getting hurt, wat woulda happened without garnett for the celtics, UMMMMM same thing they did the last 13 years with pierce, NUTHING fucking horrible records and no playoff appearances
      the only thing good about the celtics is KG cuz trhat guy is a fucking beast, but without that, no way no playoffs or anything
      paul pierce fucking had ONE good playoff year, y is that…..oh yeah cuz he has to have someone take him there by the name of KEVING GARNETT, then he fucking gets the credit, garnett should get the credit for everything that happened on that team this year
      kobe is better then james, paul, nash (my fav player) pierce duncan, theyre nothing but stepping stones in kobes path
      oh and shaq had a tiny kobe in d-wade, watch when kobe gets his mini shaq (bynum) back, NBA FINALS GUARENTEED

      bro ur just gay go home noone likes u

      rob stfu also, go home kobe is the greatest, BETTER THEN JORDAN ask the man that has coached both, and wat did jackson say, oh yeah KOBE IS BETTER BITCH wat now
      the greatest coach of all time said that shit nigga, no messin with that

      AC-the reincarnation shut up, do realize how much MORE of a ball hog jordan was then kbobe, and also think, they say jordan had noone wtf, pippen, kukoc, rodman, omg he had a good team, kobe had shaq fisher and horry, that would have been a battle of the 2 greatest teams of all time and lakers woulda won, i guarentee cuz jordan was a cry baby bitch face

      and 1 more thing, JORDAN HAD A 2-POINT GAME AGAINST THE LAKERS u dumb mutha fucka, so eah, put that n ur fucking capri sun pouch and suck that igga, get off the dick, so all u fucking haters, stfu and go home, fucking hate on someone where there ois areason to hate on them like jordan cuz i seen a video of him as a little kid, that bitch was a fucking PANSY, his brother stole the ball from him and he sat down and cried and said thats cheating and i was STFU u lil faggot, so yeah mutha fuckas,

      overall KOBE IS NUMBER 1


    15. Kobe = Potential top 10 of all time wrote:

      this is such a fucking stupid post… you need to get a reality check “skeet” kobe is a top player in the game.. he won the mvp (ruins his team??) on pace for 50 wins even before gasol showed up, his teammates have stated tons of times how much they like him and you completley contradict yourself with the kobe hitting his teammate.. as i recall i belive michael jordan ACTUALLY PUNCHED ONE OF HIS TEAMMATES IN THE FACE. You bring stupidity to a new level


    16. KB24isBlack Momba wrote:

      all you bitch ass niggas dat think that KB24 isnt the best player in the league and hasnt been for the past four years are fuckin stupid. how the hell could he bring his team down when they won the western confrence and he won MVP, they were thrid in assist kobe is definenty a part of that. Why cant you just face facts that KB24 is the best ,jus as good as Mj23. Yo King Harrington I feel you homeboy!!!!!!!!!


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