I was driving right now and I turn on KROQ and Katy Perry is playing.

I turn on KISS FM and Buzzin’ is playing.

Cory is on all these magazine covers. Shooting my friend Audrey for a magazine cover. Shooting my friends for mags.

Mark is everywhere. Steve is everywhere. Jason is everywhere. Trevor is everywhere. Rumble is everywhere.

Trevor is in a Pontiac Commercial.

Shooting Nicole Ritchie in the photobooth while paparazzi is climbing over a fence at our party.

I go into American Apparel and I see my girlfriend 20 feet tall on a wall and billboards.

Chris Crocker hangs out in the scene. Why? Super weird.

Seems like everyone of my friends has had a write up in a magazine for something.

How did this all happen?

You got any more theories Trevor?