I was driving right now and I turn on KROQ and Katy Perry is playing.
I turn on KISS FM and Buzzin’ is playing.
Cory is on all these magazine covers. Shooting my friend Audrey for a magazine cover. Shooting my friends for mags.
Mark is everywhere. Steve is everywhere. Jason is everywhere. Trevor is everywhere. Rumble is everywhere.
Trevor is in a Pontiac Commercial.
Shooting Nicole Ritchie in the photobooth while paparazzi is climbing over a fence at our party.
I go into American Apparel and I see my girlfriend 20 feet tall on a wall and billboards.
Chris Crocker hangs out in the scene. Why? Super weird.
Seems like everyone of my friends has had a write up in a magazine for something.
How did this all happen?
You got any more theories Trevor?