Yesterday was a wild one for me on the internet. It all started when Sarah “o hai” Morrison posted a Personal Ad for me on Missbehave’s Blog. She bbmed me asking if she could post it, and it seemed harmless enough so I obliged. Little did I know that the myspace link in the bottom of the post would lead to myspace messages like…

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Subject: Trevor on Blog
Message:
I am interested in meeting you. I am new to the LA area and will be in your town next week.
Your girls posted a hot shout about you so I would like to find out what the fuss is about?

-S
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Subject: No Way
Message:
r u really single? we should watch gossip girl together… cum to NY hehe

xo
(NAME REDACTED)
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WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!

I debated posting their myspace pictures, but that would be mean. Instead I replied with Rony’s home address and credit card info, so they could book their own flights to LA.

That of course was weird, should I be pumped on lonely internet girls trying to piss their yuppie parents off with their dreams of DJ Jungle Fever? I’m still debating. I think i’m a little worried, besides I got a girl check her sweet pic.

Anyways after I explained the whole situtation to my aforementioned “girl” I got on hipsterrunoff for a few laughs… only to see my spinning Supreme hat twirling along side mr. Busy P’z.

Looks like CRLES the emperor of the HIPSTERRUNOFF empire. Posted about senor skeet and mr. Busy Pedro this eve’ comparing our spinning headwear. The comments were tough but had a striking resemblance to a 4chan thread. A few FGGT references, some racism, some comments that made absolutely no sense. Basically all the things that make the internet AWESOME.

Really the only win about the whole thread was the Dandi Wind shoutout. CANADA I LOVE YOU!

Also if all of that post sucked i’m sorry. I leave you with the image below.