So basically there is this AP article out about these uncontacted tribes all over the world. Anywho some genius decided to fuck their whole world up and fly over in a plane while taking pictures… First of all, do you know how loud planes must sound to these indigenous peoples, and a huge metal flying bird roaring overhead must have been the scariest shit of their lives. Also these people are whole different colors, one time my sister only ate carrots and drank carrot juice for like 2 weeks and her hands started turning orange but these people are bright orange. I’m confused, but not really because that’s basically the same color Encino Man was when he first popped out of that hole in the backyard.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Mall0ry // May 30, 2008 at 10:03 am
racism just got so much more complex…
“mom, color doesn’t matter we’re in LOVE!”
“honey, I know you’re young and it seems like love is all that matters… but he’s bright orange and you’re purple! society just isn’t ready. plus those colors totally clash.”
“I HATE YOU! you don’t understand anything! also orange and purple are totally complimentary, you’re SO out of touch. GOD I can’t wait ’til our tribe gets contacted so I can get away from you.”
oh teenagers, so angsty.
2 whoopi // May 30, 2008 at 10:14 am
oompa loompas?
I think the male tribe members painted themselves bright orange and the females are painted with a dark charcoal type color….or something.
3 melissa // May 30, 2008 at 7:00 pm
this is completely amazing…. what the heck.
4 Double R // Jun 13, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Skeety…they paint themselves that color, using water and rock pigment type shit, for a number of reasons…sunscreen, identification, etc…
crazy tho…def crazy!
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