I’d really like to see the whole movie performed like this:
J: My pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: How passing strange, for I have traveled far, And never have I heard tell of this What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT’s throat
J: Speak ‘What’ again! Thou cur, cry ‘What’ again! I dare thee utter ‘What’ again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but ‘What’, Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What? JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Has he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst! Thou hoped to rape him like a chattel whore,
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed With anyone but she to whom he wed.
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