so im going to get a job at astro burger. not because i need the money. not because i like burgers. every single one of my favorite movies always has that weird character who works at a drive through window. i basicaly want to vicariously live through them. my goal is to last 3 days… im sure one full shift is pushing it.. or what if i dont even get hired.

if they refuse to hire me im going to camp in there parking lot until i get the job or they call the police.  i just want to work at a drive through and wear a hair net. if anyone has prior experience please share your wealth.

i  hope im handing you this in a greasy bag through a window.