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    astro turf


    04. March 2008


    so im going to get a job at astro burger. not because i need the money. not because i like burgers. every single one of my favorite movies always has that weird character who works at a drive through window. i basicaly want to vicariously live through them. my goal is to last 3 days… im sure one full shift is pushing it.. or what if i dont even get hired.

    if they refuse to hire me im going to camp in there parking lot until i get the job or they call the police.  i just want to work at a drive through and wear a hair net. if anyone has prior experience please share your wealth.

    i  hope im handing you this in a greasy bag through a window.

    Author: Audrey Kitching

    16 Comments on “astro turf”

    1. Elaina Danielle wrote:

      1st comment woot
      ha intersting about this blog <3333
      ily audrey xoxo


    2. brittany hardmon wrote:

      lol well im trying to get a job at steak n shake. but for me it is for the money.


    3. Elaina Danielle wrote:

      haha intersting blog =]
      ily audrey xoxoxo


    4. danabelle wrote:

      Hope you get the job. Now I want fries..


    5. Lida xDropDeadx wrote:

      cool :) I wish u good luck with this job :)


    6. Katelyn wrote:

      haha thats amazing , i hope you get the job !
      ( :


    7. Rob wrote:

      Yep. First job in high school. I worked the closing shift at the McDonald’s that stayed open late in my small-ass home town. Closing was cool, but I hated how no matter how quickly I worked, it just wasn’t fast enough. And no matter how much work I cleared out, during a rush, more work just came.
      Seeing who your coworkers will be, you should have a good time hanging out during slow periods, getting to know some folks you would otherwise never meet.


    8. Alyssa wrote:

      My dad takes me there haha. I like funky places though.


    9. bobsaget wrote:

      I was in the works of getting a job as a Strip Club DJ. (aka someone who can talk and has iTunes).

      I didn’t show up for my audition, so I think that’s scratched.

      I based that job strictly on imagining “workin’ girls” dancing to Skeet’s “Just can’t get enough” mix.


    10. Jules wrote:

      Lol! You wearing a hair net? I def. wanna see that!
      xoxo


    11. kat(: wrote:

      baha.(: you get free food i think. woo! so i’d work there as long as possibleXD
      good luck!


    12. Gordon Thomas wrote:

      DUDE…your blog is the balls!

      Just went back like 6 pages to catch up…so fucking funny!!!

      MAD PROPS!


    13. Michaela wrote:

      That is fierce Audrey.
      I love it..
      :]


    14. Miss Tiff wrote:

      Hahaha, I promise there is no enjoyment to it. I worked the drive-thru at Bar B Cutie. Customers suck, but we already know that. The suckiest thing was that I kept getting older and the employees around me got younger. All the annoying shenanigans are hell. Kids who think they know it all = quit the job before murder.


    15. erika wrote:

      the fan base of this blog has quickly become pretty lame.


    16. hassan rahim wrote:

      Their BLT is off the chain, but fuck the fries.


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