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Audrey Kitching

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March 4th, 2008 - Posted By: Audrey Kitching · 16 Comments

so im going to get a job at astro burger. not because i need the money. not because i like burgers. every single one of my favorite movies always has that weird character who works at a drive through window. i basicaly want to vicariously live through them. my goal is to last 3 days… im sure one full shift is pushing it.. or what if i dont even get hired.

if they refuse to hire me im going to camp in there parking lot until i get the job or they call the police.  i just want to work at a drive through and wear a hair net. if anyone has prior experience please share your wealth.

i  hope im handing you this in a greasy bag through a window.

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16 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Elaina Danielle // Mar 5, 2008 at 10:32 am

    1st comment woot
    ha intersting about this blog <3333
    ily audrey xoxo

  • 2 brittany hardmon // Mar 5, 2008 at 10:33 am

    lol well im trying to get a job at steak n shake. but for me it is for the money.

  • 3 Elaina Danielle // Mar 5, 2008 at 10:33 am

    haha intersting blog =]
    ily audrey xoxoxo

  • 4 danabelle // Mar 5, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Hope you get the job. Now I want fries..

  • 5 Lida xDropDeadx // Mar 5, 2008 at 11:53 am

    cool :) I wish u good luck with this job :)

  • 6 Katelyn // Mar 5, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    haha thats amazing , i hope you get the job !
    ( :

  • 7 Rob // Mar 5, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Yep. First job in high school. I worked the closing shift at the McDonald’s that stayed open late in my small-ass home town. Closing was cool, but I hated how no matter how quickly I worked, it just wasn’t fast enough. And no matter how much work I cleared out, during a rush, more work just came.
    Seeing who your coworkers will be, you should have a good time hanging out during slow periods, getting to know some folks you would otherwise never meet.

  • 8 Alyssa // Mar 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    My dad takes me there haha. I like funky places though.

  • 9 bobsaget // Mar 5, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    I was in the works of getting a job as a Strip Club DJ. (aka someone who can talk and has iTunes).

    I didn’t show up for my audition, so I think that’s scratched.

    I based that job strictly on imagining “workin’ girls” dancing to Skeet’s “Just can’t get enough” mix.

  • 10 Jules // Mar 5, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Lol! You wearing a hair net? I def. wanna see that!
    xoxo

  • 11 kat(: // Mar 5, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    baha.(: you get free food i think. woo! so i’d work there as long as possibleXD
    good luck!

  • 12 Gordon Thomas // Mar 5, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    DUDE…your blog is the balls!

    Just went back like 6 pages to catch up…so fucking funny!!!

    MAD PROPS!

  • 13 Michaela // Mar 5, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    That is fierce Audrey.
    I love it..
    :]

  • 14 Miss Tiff // Mar 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Hahaha, I promise there is no enjoyment to it. I worked the drive-thru at Bar B Cutie. Customers suck, but we already know that. The suckiest thing was that I kept getting older and the employees around me got younger. All the annoying shenanigans are hell. Kids who think they know it all = quit the job before murder.

  • 15 erika // Mar 6, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    the fan base of this blog has quickly become pretty lame.

  • 16 hassan rahim // Mar 10, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Their BLT is off the chain, but fuck the fries.

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