Trevor sent me this. Due to the fact, it is Sarah Morrison-outs-all-in-the-closet-gay-DJs-night, he was afraid to post it. So yeah, nothing like sucking on a boob when you’ve got boobs yourself already! Euros are so weird dude.

I was never breast-fed. Luckily, my mom is cool and thought the whole baby on titty thing was kind of “weird.” But unfortunately, i didn’t get a chance to have the experiences that many of you breast-fed kids had. I ate Happy Meals at age ten. I didn’t get to swing from swingsets joyously yelling, “It is better than mango. id rather have breast milk than a million melons!”

If only my father really loved my mother, like that guy. If only he was able to smile, while staring awkwardly at her (giant) tits and the small adults attached to them and creepily inquire, “Where is mine?”