… To Random Strangers.

Because it’s that pretty and christmas-romantic-comedy-heartwarming-esque

Basically I was fronting like I had some money in my pockets and went to Saks Fifth Avenue to potentially land me a botox cougar type who had no problems lacing me out in gucci/prada type apparel that I could go home and ebay in the name of paying rent.

What I stumbled upon as I wandered through the rain was either a hugh grant movie come to life or a christian rave or all the best parts of those two things jammed together.

You basically walk under this tunnel of love that has all of this “wreath-pine needle-astro turf(but classy astro turf)” looking garb lining all four walls, with R+B/Rat pack types serenading you with all the best christmas songs you can imagine. then you realize the reason it’s so light is not because a light from the heavens is shining down on you but rather because god himself is shining down on you in the form of a gazillion christmas lights.

It’s a pretty serious experience, and i’ve googled some images that will shine light on the situation, but do it no justice at the same time.

I’ll get back to funny videos when I have a good internet connection. That will be sometime tomorrow or friday.

oh ya. FRIDAY IS THE SHWAYZE MUSIC VIDEO!

Shit looks way better at night

I don’t know if this was on the store or not, but it was what showed up when I googled cartier 5th ave christmas