I lost a bunch of weight, a while back. My boobs went from a C-cup to an A and 1/2 at the most. I was actually thrilled. I never had to buy a bra again. I had seen photos of girls with boobs the size of mine, braless. I read interviews with Kate Hudson and Winona Ryder where they get all anti-bra. I could not wait for my new life of “freedom.”
Then i tried my boobs out. My nipples became the focus of conversation, the eyeline of boys, and center of photographs to a point that started to worry me. I did not understand why.
Then i finally figured it out:
White girls have pink nipples. Brown girls have brown nipples.
My nipples are brown, due to the fact that i am not “white.” When us girls lose weight, apparently we can’t get all braless and happy unless we barrier up with some tripple lined black bullet proof vest. I thought i was rocking cute white shirts and baby pink dresses like woah. Then watching Reality Bites again, I saw what makes me and Winona different, our nipples.
There are better photos to document the issue at hand. I have chosen to use one that rolls on like “borderline offensive.”
My nipples have gotten us cabs. Trevor will vouch for that.
Fuck yes those nipple have gotten us cabs.
Austin Tx <3’s Sarah’s Nipples.
weird, you have brown nipples? being white, you can guess the color, but i guess i thought all caucasian nipples were the same color, and that you were just hella tan…