While you were watching the VMAs, at Justice, at LAX, or still at fashion week…

this old lady gave this old dude a blow job.

the dude on the left jacked off.

this girl gave homeboy a handjob

these two had really hott sex that i think actually involved penetration.

This is the most depressing television show i have ever seen. But, the amount of dick definetely distracts you from its wrist slitting plotlines. Thank god for Chloe Sevigny who bravely paved the way for these ladies!

Thank god we Tivoed this.