I met this kid one night when i did the door Tuesdays at cinespace. He was 12 and couldn’t get in. So he got wasted outside and stumbled around with his gang of cory kennedy-wannabe lady friends. Dora had a little too much too drink and i escorted her out to a waiting car, around 1am. He began stumbling around screaming what a dumb bitch Dora was. I would not let hm into any of my parties. Then he wrote some apology email to myself and to dora. I sort of figured i would never see him again. I was wrong. He came back into my life due to the fact he was friends with the intern i aquired. I guess he thinks he is a big deal these days. I hate when people deem themselves a big deal.
this is the worst blog of the year.
He should not wear leggings. i hope i will never type “he shoud not wear leggings” again.
It reads like cory kennedy’s, but he’s not actually internet famous, and he is a “he” who wears leggings.
Go read the dumb shit lloyd writes instead. This is what blogging should be.
I DISABLED COMMENTING ON THIS POST CUZ IT’S TURNING INTO A SPAM FEST. BUT I JUST POSTED A VIDEO OF MARY KATE OLSEN GRINDING ALL OVER SOME DUDE! CHECK IT OUT!
that kid is just fat and gross who wears an overly excessive amount of flair. in one of the pictures he looks like a homeless person during martigras…
i cant agree more with that kids site being the worst blog ever. he happens to be one of my good friends’ “friend”. it sucks. he’s boring
the first time i met the kid was at the viper room for that justice show the other month. i asked him what he did, and he said party. he was hoping to one day get paid for going to parties. not sure how that’s going to work out. anyway, he’s kind of craz, but i don’t think he means much harm.
i feel like the post and these comments are giving this guy too much cred, but i saw him at somethingggggg, what was it… oh who cares i actually looked at him and remarked to my friend about what a loser wannabe he was, and how he probably yearned for cobrasnake fame or something. thats so funny that you blogged about him. sorry man, get a life.
oh thats funny, it was the toms shoes party, where i went to see trevor who never djed. if you are reading this i am still a little mad at you (because it was your fault of course)
everyone needs to leave him alone! he has a good sense of fashion! and he will be going places someday! youll see!!!
hahaha… just kidding. he looks like the fat asian kid meme from years ago. someone should get pictures of the two and compare them. :]
i agree, that kid is annoying. but sarah:dont you have a pic with him on your myspace?
Yeah i wouldnt let him into any of my parties. Then he wrote that apology thing and begged me to let him into that samantha ronson party.he hugged me thanked me and asked if we could take a photo together.
wow that makes him even more pathetic
While some people have the brain power to to make witty, funny commentary on a sometimes ridiculous ’scene’ and those who populate it, others don’t and thus they resort to making blog posts like this that come across as simply unintelligent and mean. The only thing even remotely funny here is the line of sheep making self-serving comments to make themselves feel better, and to show an alliance to the creator of this bullshit so that they can feel even more (falsely) a part of something. Congratulations, you probably sat at the ‘cool’ table in high school, and now you are all pathetic.
thats not cool.
you dont even know how amazing this person is.
get over yourself, you obviously need to.
classy.
I hope that when I am a 28- year old woman, I still hang out at clubs with the underage kids and spend time insulting other, much younger not to mention, people on the internet so that I can feel important. I most definitely do not want to have a family or anything close to a successful career, and THAT is why “I want to be Sarah Morrison when I grow up.”
i get paid to do all that. theres not as much money in popping babies out, unfortunately:(
Patrick Michael, how does it look up there on your high horse?
PS, Chris Crockers called and said to leave Sarah Morrison alooooooooone.
It’s funny to watch L.A. life. I wonder sometimes how people can get famous doing nothing, and continue to do nothing after such fame is dubbed. I personally enjoy Sarah’s fame. She’s bringing attention to those who entertain us with their rediculous fashion choices and terrible sentence structure. Unless you’re Ziggy Stardust or a cross dresser, there should be an absence in leggings in every boy/man’s wardrobe.
for some reason i am getting that feeling that all these ‘people’ defending this kid…are this kid.
my intuition could be wrong…(but is hardly ever)
Oh please Brittny you worshipped Sarah until you got “famous” and started your own wannabe-cory-kennedy-look-how-creative-and-indie-I-am-I-take-pictures-in-front-of-trash-bins-in-leotards blog…
I loved Sarah when she was nice. I never got “famous”. My blog is mostly photos of my friends and I hanging out and doing weird things, nothing creative, just things i see.
This post is kind of an epidemic right now.
I was gonna just put “No Comment” but I have to share my story….
he sent me a friend request
i didn’t reply
i don’t accept people i haven’t met
he comes up to me at the kodak theatre (first time seeing the dude out)
and asks me why I’m such a stuck up prick and as to why I won’t accept his friend request
…..
I just thought it was weird how he knew I was a stuck up prick w/o even knowing me
and….
“NO COMMENT”
I
You’re all pretty stupid. Sarah not as much….Brittny “Mark, make me famous like Cory” Moore, and BJ. I cant decide who is more wrapped up in total bullshit.
this is so funny…
I
brittny moore and bj are the biggest jokes ever. I couldn’t write this shit better (more pathetic)
brittny lying on the bathroom floor of lax: I JUST MADE OUT WITH MARK THE COBRASNAKEEEEE STEEEEVEEE AOKIIII MARK MAKE ME FAMOUS LIKE CORYYY
blow job fat panda with acne: just because you get into cinespace does not mean you are cool. sorry honey no one cares about your stupid life. and please, next time you feel the need to wear black tights under your american apparel booty shorts. think twice. i think i just barfed
another thing…. i wasnt aware of sarah being famous??
reading through this makes me feel like you guys are all desperate.
it also made me think lower of eatskeet himself…and technically i should be on his side
only ppl who deem other ppl as not big deals obviously think they themselves are big deals to make such assumptions.
and boys can’t wear leggings? brian lichtenberg would be ashamed.
Who is this EatSkeet you speak of. He sounds like a real douche.
However DJ Skeet Skeet the guy who pays the hosting bill seems to enjoy sarah’s post. I think it’s kind of awesome how everyone’s chiming in on this little post.
Also Brian Lichtenberg is awesome!
Everyone should go to school.
so far ronys contribution is topping the list as the best by the way.
J is obviously BJ. Get an actual life and for the love of god get on a tredmill and sara why cant you pay your own hosting bill? why do you have to beg your friend to do it for you?
hahaha, uhhh famous? who is famous? you mean popular, right? i kind of view the hipster crowd as the crowd of kids that were never popular in school. i was that kid too, don’t get me wrong, but it seems like that stuff should have been left behind when you got old enough to drink.
…wait, you guys aren’t old enough to drink yet? what? you still haven’t moved out of mommy and daddy’s house? no wonder! you have no business in this scene anyway! no wonder it’s full of high school drama. you are still in high school!
cinespace is like the bad verson of Star Shoes
and Bj’s blog is like the bad version of eatskeet.
Fuck I miss those Thursdays.
I saw him in Nylon back in like june and he reminds me of my fat Mien ex boyfriend.
I almost threw up on spot.
BJ’S FUCKIN RAD!
awesome. everybody is here.
…then dont read it AND please dont comment to show how mature you are
This is awesome, Ill just second the “Brian’s Awesome” movement.
All in favor?
we are all self absorbed losers. we all have terrible blogs. let this die.
Danielle is the ill shit, enough said. And damn I wish I could rock as many necklaces as that cat without my neck getting severe damage
I just read the blog, I can’t speak to his status as a socialite, but what the fuck is he talking about?
“Although the night earlier promised nippy weather and rain, I awoke to some sunshine and hot weather as my education has taught the current color pallet du jour would be black and white and gray”
i love this… my third attempt.
i heart panda bear…
his my cory kennedy.
to see nude photos of bj… go check my website.
we have to have a….
sarah morrison vs. brittany moore boxing match. pay per view. my house. bring your own beer.
Oh shit it’s DAYMEON! This post is official now.
Hassan, Brittny, Trevor, Rony’s Photobooth, Sam, Lizet, Sarah, Daymeon, Russ, Pat and random hipsters. I guess this is the cool place to be, thanks for the heads up Rony. I was gonna make some witty comment, but I wasn’t sure which ego to feed.
trevs tight everyone else is gay
have you ever watched a gimpy pigeon fight with a fat squirrel?
this fat panda bear bitch annoyes the shit out of me. don’t let him anywhere he makes me want to throw up all over his fat fuck face..
i dont even have to turn on my tv.
I don’t really know this kid but I kinda find it awesome that there are people in here who hate on this kid because he’s fat and because of the way he dresses. I’m so impressed with the mental depth of those individuals. It really inspires me to make fun of anyone not as attractive and fashionable as myself. I’m glad that passing this sort of judgement is acceptable because I was worried that it wasn’t cool.
the internet jut got fun again. i love la.
Aww damn. Times like this makes me wish I lived in LA again. :[
Brittnay…your not really “cool” enough to be bashing sarah, if she hadn’t moved from la would you really have the balls to be bashing her?NO…because your underage and like would die if she didn’t let you in somewhere. ps….try to be cory kennedy a little more, no really try
I’M COMMENT 50.
TAKE IT ALL BITCHES
i got linked to this blog form ronys photobooth 1st i like what hes doing 2nd i didnt know you people have blogs about going out and eachothers bs lol yeah ive seen that asian guy hes def doing too much.. but allot of the ppl at these parties are.. ladies, take a shower.. brush your hair.. do you really wana look like u rolled out of a trashcan on purpose, oscar? and ive seen this girl carying around a fucking lobster, wht do you need a lobster for at a club? are you retarded? me and my friends dress “normal” and we get in to the hottest parties and have the most fun without looking like fools
hpsters suck.
PS how come no one has addressed the issue of his music? Have any of you even taken the time to see what kind of musical virtuoso we have on our hands?
HAHAHAHAHAH, PANDA SO NASTY
come on, are you fucking kidding? none of you are remotely close to famous.
OMG! this is better than going to cinespace!
this shit is still going????
i think its time for a fuckin roll call.
DAYM // Sep 24, 2007 at 11:40 pm
awesome. everybody is here.
haha the best.
Brittny….be nice……Sarah was your friend…oh why can’t we all just get along?…someone called me and told me about this like blog battle…its kinda ridic..
Seems less like a battle and more like a continuous vomiting motion.
Sarah moved awy from LA?
I fight bitches for sarah. no one should diss her. and watch out! im from new york. I run the streets.
gina you fake jew bitch youre not from nyc youre from boston! youre the worst sister ive ever had
russ: you are a stuck up prick, with your freckles.
and all of you guys are just hating on skeet cuz hes black and ya’ll are racist.
Johnny love takes the cake for best reply;
then dan
am i the only one who doesnt have a fucking blog?
I shouldnt be saying this but 90 percent of you fuckers will be at Cinespace tonight and if I dont see a huge epic battle with fuckin hair and tights flying threw the air and a trident being thrown, I’m going to be very much disappointed.
fuck off i live in la kid. this is the only comment on here that actally pissed me off. ive asked you not to take photos at my shit because i have to PAY legit peeps like mark and rony. so i dont do “flickr” sccounts. then you do anyways, “drunk accidentally.” im not even getting into the shit you have with trevor, which is prolly why you read this blog anyways. i didnt say shit about your dumb friend. i didnt say anything but that his blog sucks and he may not be a great choice for rocking leggings. i think even brian lichtenberg would agree.
so you roll deep with 17 year olds and trash cans now? not a surprise. fuck off. say some of that shit to my face. famous cool popular have three friends…whatever i am better than you and brittny fucking moore. bitch would still be rolling around on the dirty bathroom floor at lax yelling steve aoki thecobrasnake if i hadnt saved her ass. game on.
now this shit can die.
this is fun
….Orrrr it can live on tooniight at cinespace resident djs steve aoki them jeans and danooo with special guests from the uk mysteryy jeeetsss! yaaaay!! let our boys from the uk provide the perfect soundtrack to your blog and svedka vodka fueled fracas!
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Oh man interns that stalk mc’s, steal names, and bone security gaurds to get in these clubs is so 2006.
interns for who? Dj paparazzi?
we dont have any interns like that all our interns are little angels from god. with little halos on each of their nonpayed laboring heads.
some of this seems pretty mean…but thanks anyhow for keeping me entertained all day at work.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm dim mak interns!!!
mmmmm? what? does that mean you are eating our interns! hey thats not cool!!!! Whos gonna do the mail-outs. Who is gonna carry me to my car?
I’m pretty sure he’s talking about people that intern in photobooths, kinda like clark kent, but without the superman.
speaking of interns, when are you guys gonna get a fresh crop of 16 year olds for me
I hope this shit unfolds tonight at Cinespace… but it probably won’t cause some people will be too pussy to go.
love trevor’s recap on the action…
just talked to the panda bear. he said his going to cinespace tonight and wearing his infamous leggings. come see the elusive panda bear in his native habitat and you can take a rony’s photobooth picture with him for 5 dollars bitch
Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, it’s hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the fame, I’m so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can’t bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can’t bring me down
So don’t you bring me down today
To all your friends, you’re delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone and the puzzle undone
That’s the way it is
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won’t bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won’t bring you down
Don’t you bring me down today…
No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won’t stay
And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won’t always shine
(sun won’t always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won’t bring us down
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words can’t bring us down
Don’t you bring me down today
Don’t you bring me down today
Don’t you bring me down today
jk i really don’t give a fuck
- BJ
sorrry johnny. school is in session. not til next summer. Youll have to trove the kindergarten yards for a date until then
im on the east coast. fuck free southwest flights. the last flight to la is at 3:30. shit maybe ill head to the airport and see whats available. i can prolly write this off as a business expense.
showdown tonight at cinespace = huge lolz irlz
so i wasn’t comment 50. but i WILL be at cinespace tonight, but i WILL NOT be involved in a fight. Because if anyone remembers, i got punched LAST WEEK.
ok first off sarah morrison is a fucking loser old hag who works in bars. she thinks she is the shit when really she is a fucking joke who looks the same in every picture with her mouth hanging open like she is catching flys (or sucking dick, mark cough cough). i went to her old apartment once and it literally smelled of straight cat piss she is a fucking lazy pig who spends all of her time online talking about herself.
cory kennedy is a a child who is going to either die or look 43 by the time she is 20. lets all stop glorifying this girl she needs help. she is a drop out who thinks shes the next big thing and someone needs to help her understand she is the flavor of the month and had she not fucked and sucked mark she would be some greasy loser drop out living with her parents and her want to be famous little sister who is just as sad as her.
the girl you addressed who keeps holding a lobster in pictures. i think it is a crab first off. second someone PLEASE tell her to wash her fake tan off. also the 100 pounds of make up she is wearing. she looks the EXACT same in all of her pictures and wears the same style night and night after night. she is boring and so fucking ugly and someone needs to beg her to stay in a night and get some rest and a good facial.
gina turner is a fat fucking loser who everyone hated in boston so she moved to los angeles to get even fatter, have even worse hair (if that is possible) and again a stupid bitch who looks the EXACT same in EVERY picture. smile bitch be happy you are fucking a guy who gets your jobs and friends. she has 4321 pictures of herself on myspace with different albums for each fag photographer who is stupid enough to let her pay $5 to have her picture taken, and no joke every picture she is the exact same. we get it your ugly but please stop putting the same picture of you up but in a semi different outfit its lame.
i feel bad for you people who think you are “famous” off some fucking website that takes pictures and makes money off your losers who want a new myspace picture. go pretend to be rony or marks friend until they take your picture then go back to your studio apartment and die. thanks bye.
i actually can’t believe this post is real.
i can’t believe i’m writing this, but let me clear this is not the same brittny. it’s spelt BRITTNY. lets stop this stuff cause it kind of terrible and it’s bumming me out.
1. Sarah Morrison may talk to fast. but that girl has been nothing but nice to me. And the girl couldnt be mean to anyone unless they did something to her
2. If Cory is a dropout loser then that makes you one too Britney, Brittany, Britnay…whatever it is, you go to the school for dropouts that Cory’s parents run. You’re blog seems wayyyyy too familiar.
3. Cory is a virgin, anyone who knows ANYTHING knows THAT kiddo.
4. You should be ashamed of yourself girl, that’s no way for a lady to behave. If you weren’t so obnoxious when you first met us, we wouldn’t have our defenses up towards you. If you remember correctly the first words that spoke to me were “You’re so fucking cool, you’re so fucking GLAMOROUS”…so it is YOU who seems to seek this fame we apparently all yearn for.
5.Gina Turner’s probably the chillest girl i know, just because she’s lowkey in a hoodie does not make her FAT or UGLY. She’s making money, she’s getting hers, so do not hate
6. There goes your admission to cinespace. I know its not a big deal, but while we’re all having a good time we will be laughing about that girl who was in no position to burn bridges she hadn’t even built. We’ve kind of all become a family if i may say so myself, and we don’t appreciate this kind of negativity outside of cinespace and we also dont appreciate your gushing, effusive compliments inside of cinespace…the things you say to us make us uncomfortable.
Think before you speak, even if your feelings are hurt.
trev, im sorry your blackberry is having multiple ceisures.
unfortunately, it goes to my blackberry.
oh the humanity
are you guys all 10 years old
stop this negativity!!! get over yourselves.
why so angry? you all need to meditate more.
get a fulfilling hobby, or read a nice book.
bless you all.
hey everyone, it’s your chance to say anything mean you’ve ever thought about anyone but were afraid to say! c’moooon! quit being frienemies!
Fuck Hyde, I’m going to Cinespace tonight. I’ll be wearing shiny pants too.
Lemme just say something:
Hipsters divided makes us un-united! We are a dying race of american apparel wearing, neighborhood festival attending, and cobra snake worshiping. If we start fighting each other we will become extinct. Then, we will have no voice. We will be replaced with midwest ravers. The scene will be gruesome.
UNITE! NOT FIGHT!
I’d like to see everyone hipster-hug-it-out. (even if you can’t see each other cause you hair is in your face)
thisblogisamazing.
no ones fighting anyone
hipsters don’t fight
they blog
hey everyone, now’s your chance to say anything mean you’ve ever thought about anyone! c’mooon. quit being frienemies!
does anyone realize that there is an actual war in iraq going on.
seriously. “brittnay” Good luck getting in any club In la now. Do not ever talk shit about me and my career. If you hate who I am and what I do so much, then why do you come to everyone of my gigs ? Dont hate on the people with actual talent that make your Hollywood nights what they are. This is childish
i miss the 60s
what’s iraq?
me too, patrick
iraq is the middle east’s version of coachella
i hear they even charge $2 for water out there, wtf! water is free at cinespace.
c’mon ya’ll
they call you people hipsters
not haters
hug it out!
but i want to see the pictures tomorrow
AY YA’LL ITS BANKS HERE IVE GOT A NEW BLOG!!!
bankslife.blogspot.com
its old and i haven’t updated it in a while, been so busy you know?!?!? CHECK IT OUT MAN TOTALLY!
This is amazing.
Cinespace is the new Iraq.
This post is desert storm.
I kind of love both Panda and Sarah Morrison. They can both accessorize anything.
Trevor, I think you can now use this post as a successful marketing tool for anything you please. I wonder what the hit count is looking like…
http://a709.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_123f15027718a7b34651d83f5e35919c.jpg
Remember the good old days?
I feel like I’m sitting with Saddam and George W… except Sarah Morrison isn’t evil.
Team Sarah.
no one says anything about my girlfriend gina.
i’m seriously about to break some necks right now.
do not bring gina into this.
ps. NO ONE is getting into cinespace tonight.
you know what, actually cinespace is cancelled. you guys all have detention for a week.
- shout outs to my wife sarah, my brothers daym, hassan, and switch, my half brother russ, and my sister brynne
oh yeah my brother in charge, skeet, take care of this mess!
http://www.hayleywood.blogspot.com
go get fucked.
Banks you’re hilarious.
http://a709.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_123f15027718a7b34651d83f5e35919c.jpg
Remember the good old days?
I feel like I’m sitting with Saddam and George W… except Sarah Morrison’s not evil.
Team Sarah.
http://a709.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_123f15027718a7b34651d83f5e35919c.jpg
Remember the good old days?
I feel like I’m sitting with Saddam and George W… except Sarah Morrison’s not evil.
Team Sarah.
b. moore is a slut who will make out with anyone if she thinks they will help her get somewherre(skeet, mark, bastien, can I name anymore?) and none of these guys liked her at all your just something funny to look at(not a good funny, a oh i could fuck this slut and get away with it funny).. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD HONEY . NO one likes you, youre extremely annoying and you hang out with only losers. youre the one who needs to get over herself you ugly drunk bitch.
THIS IS THE BEST BLOG EVER!
PS. I wuhnna see the pictures from War of Iraq… err-I mean, Cinespace tomorrow morning while at breakfast. Take note, Will.
http://www.fowlclothing.com
Booty shorts available for girls and boys.
We won’t judge you.
Side Notes: I won’t be at cinespace I’m currently setting up to DJ with shwayze + cisco.
Also brittny and I def did not have sex.
Shady makeout session at best.
Skeet got the internet goin nuts like paul wall.
Also No Diggity remix coming soon.
Those that know, know.
fake tan? tons of makeup?
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30001194&id=1042800057
butt
butt!
I take back what I said the other day Russ, maybe we SHOULD stick to DJing the guido parties.
Oh yeah, and who the fuck rips on Gina Turner? Gina is hot, and the Squid and I think she has a fantastic ass. Not that I have been looking or anything, Dan. She also give good serato pointers.
Mystery Jets are going to be so good.
we had to bring FOWL into this
dear people commenting on this blog,
please stop talking about this disgusting waste of eye space. every word you say about him makes him wear more chains and post more shitty music and pictures on his blog, and no one wants that.
have y’all heard Heat Wave’s “Postin til Closin?” It’s taa-iight and particularly apt to this blog, at least as a devil’s advocate jam.
ya’ll are buggin.. panda rocks :]]]]
oh wait, i meant “Posin til Closin,” although I think “Postin til Closin” might be a better title.
someone talk shit about me! i feel left out! do i not have enemies in LA yet? sad.
daft punk!
Sarah, I don’t know if you’re famous, exactly.. But I know who you are and I live in Wisconsin with no connection to you or LA
Anyway – Keep writing, you’re fun.
The kid looks a mess
So this is the second time i’ve looked at this post and i must say it’s pretty funny and entertaining but it is getting a little old and taking away from what eatskeet is usually about which is good music and stupid things that are pretty entertaining. But thats besides the point the reason I’m posting this is because I was listening to The Medic Droid and their song FSCENE8 reminds me a lot of this silly internet argument. Here are the lyrics to the song and if you’ve never heard them they’re worth checking out.
Get down girl go ahead now shake it shake it shake it shake it. 2x
I’m laughing at this battle, watching boys and girls play games. I watch you as you slowly falter, and how you strive for any status at all! Well the night is so young, she’s got her mini skirt on, hot damn that girls on fire, the boy just wants to get off, and she just needed a fix, let’s see how far this gets you.
Get down girl go ahead now shake it shake it shake it shake it. 2x
Let’s stop and rewind, the scene is so played out with alterior motives disguised, and your facade is so cute, but with nothing to show for girl I think you need to simmer down, and I’ve seen enough now and that’s right bitches I’m calling you out!
Well the night is so young, she’s got her mini skirt on, hot damn that girls on fire, led to believe he’ll get off and she takes another hit, let’s see how far this gets you.
Why can’t you see why can’t you see, what you’re doing to yourself,
Why can’t you see why can’t you see.
She’ll dance around this town, fucking young rock boys. Stand here and watch you crumble, stand here and watch you fall.
You screwed everyone to make it through, but you never got a clue baby you’re just …
Now the suns coming up, just as you’re coming down, god damn that girl’s a train wreck
And that fool never got off, the scene bitch did all his drugs, now look how far this got you.
Why can’t you see why can’t you see, what you’re doing to yourself,
Why can’t you see why can’t you see.
last post by me.
apparently he came to cinespace in a dress and had to leave cause his mom wanted him home?
TEAM PANDA, honestly…that takes fucking guts.
props to you BJ
trevor-im pulling a number to guest post next.
BANKS OUT.
Johnny Love is actually Pedobear. And he’s an even bigger bitch than Skeet. I love this post, because it makes me love the internet, and that makes me love Los Angeles, and that means I love every single one of you. I hope this goes on forever and ever and ever. But really, to the point, fuck Johnny Love. He doesn’t have the body to wear salmon colored sweatpants.
fuck me for signing up for this notify me of followup comments via e-mail shit!!
okay, first off, that Russ guy thinks he’s fashionable with his bleached mohawk and his kitten shirt. He looks like some shitty arts and crafts project in that shirt. And seriously, what race is he anyway?
Johnny Love should start playing good music. His sets are so pretentious with their “heaviness.” Take a tip from James Murphy and start playing stuff at a tolerable tempo like 110 bpm.
DJ Paparazzi should stop trying to look asian. Don’t be fooled people, he’s not asian, he’s hispanic at the disco.
Oh yeah, and that Ron guy who thinks he’s the Cobrasnake or something. I know Mark personally and he hates the fact that you copy his style. He was telling me about it tonight when I was hanging out with him and Cory at his apartment.
After a good rumble with Panda Bear OR Pedobear, you kids know where to head out for some good Me-hi-can food.
Stop buggin’, hug it out, & CACTUS for life.
Are you fucking serious? 53 new messages from this post since I last looked at it?
While Johnny Love keeps claiming hes mexican and whats the other one? Italian? Hes actually just a white guy.
Also everyone knows Johnny Love is a black name.
Hes a fake ethnic.
So this is where all the LA hipsters hang out, but all the posts are hell of funny it reminds me of high school, But leave BJ alone he has poetical.
WOW! this is soooooo exciting! im not even from LA and iv been featured in this AMAZING blog….now i know what LA kids are doing with their time during the day while im working!!!! i cant believe it!… i have now made it! maybe ill have enough money now to get someone to babysit my crab (note- not a lobster) when i go out at night wearing “all” my make up and perhaps get a “real” tan and perhaps a facial? …then i might have time like you guys to be able to practice a different pose so when cobrasnake takes my picture i can “somehow” do a different pose?……and not be sooooo ugly…..hopefully…..
P.s who actually are these people? dont you have a life?
thanks for the shout out dan, but don’t you know laptop dj’s aren’t real dj’s.
Sam how can u be so dramatic and hurtful to everyone and trevor my hawaiian smore buddy don’t put this drama on ur blog it makes u look like ur in 9th grade and I. Know ur not a dramatic guy…. Sarah be nice like u were wen we split that xanax at south by southewest
Peace and love to you 3 and rony sam get the fuck outa my bed and walk my dog…. Wat r u doing posting comments at 530 poor dutchess
Back to comment 5, we DID miss Trevor at the TOM’s party! HA! Thanks for coming Danielle!
This is some funny fuckin shit. Thank god for the WWW because I don’t have cable!
p.s. can’t wait for Skeet’s new remix!
i dont like hayley because shes a scottish bitch who put cake on my face and wont come home with me after cinespace, well, atleast i have cesar
sorry Johnny….
“aquired” = acquired
brian lichtenberg!! MOTHERFUCKERS!
1. i got 18 emails since 3am about comments left.
2. skeet, you should start charging for advertising space.
3. this is turning into an aol chat room and ron prolly loves it.
1. i got 18 emails since 3am about comments left.(i agree with dj paparazzi in how i am sorry i signed up for the emails slash glad because i am up to date)
2. skeet, you should start charging for advertising space.
3. this is turning into an aol chat room and ron prolly loves it.
4. i really hope that was chris crocker.
whens dora getting in on this, i need to propose to her, and fuck it, lets move this to a chatroom.
maybe all of you need to realise that you’re all quite insignificant and noone’s heard of you past palm springs
what are you talking about, “yeah, so”? People all over the world look at pictures of us on the Cobrasnake and admire everything about us?
Ron, set up the chat room.
people have heard of me in palm springs?!
GET OVER YOURSELVES U INSECURE BITCHES.
THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE
wow.