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Sarah Morrison

“Horny DJs on the internet, after 2AM!”

August 3rd, 2007 - Posted By: Sarah Morrison · 14 Comments

There has been a recent influx of boys I know in one way or another, in the 25-35 year old age bracket trying to cyber-sex, get me to send naked photos of myself, or just talking about making out/getting naked via text message, or on AIM. These boys range from boys I have dated ie. had sex with to boys I have never really considered having sex with, ever. There have been a wide range of positions in between; like a boy I like who lives far away, to a boy who used to have crush on me that never really materialized.

When we were in junior high, there was no internet. We had to write notes to one another. I think they were less sexual in nature, due to the fact one could be intercepted by a teacher or parent. Some adult would separate us like Romeo and fucking Juliet faster than you could type “send n00dz.” So a 32 year old on AIM asking a 27 year old girl he knows, “Are you horny?” at 3am, is not as strange as I thought initially. While I thought dirty AIM conversations and text messages were reserved for 14 year old boys, perhaps I was wrong. This is their chance. At least they are trying to get naked photos to jack off to from me, and not Chris Hansen, right?

I spent a recent night out, drunkenly texting back and forth with a boy I know, across the country. Gina told me that song “Wow I can get sexual too” by Say Anything is about us. I hope it will be our wedding song.

I just told Gina I was going to write this. She freaked out and screamed “You CAN NOT say their names!” The fact that if I named names, you would know most of these boys is AMAZING. This could be the next “Confessions of a Video Vixen.” I could write my own version called “Horny DJs on the internet, after 2AM!”

I should have named a couple names. Haha, I am sure you can figure a few out.

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 ashley // Aug 3, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    just from the videos you always post i thought you would love this.
    its pretty amazing.

  • 2 ashley // Aug 3, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    sorry…i forgot the link.
    http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=879021&fr=&cache=1

  • 3 Skeet Skeet // Aug 3, 2007 at 11:49 pm

    dear ashley look back like 3 pages ago and you will see I posted that phillipino thriller shit.

    i’m way ahead of yahoo.

    but thank you for commenting twice it makes my site look popular.

  • 4 ashley // Aug 4, 2007 at 12:13 am

    you’re so ahead of me.
    im ashamed.

  • 5 Sarah // Aug 4, 2007 at 12:30 am

    haha i saw it on best week ever!

    silly you ashley, of course trevor already posted it.(sarah rolling eyes)

    i think trevor needs a youtube intervention. im calling bravo.

  • 6 ashley // Aug 4, 2007 at 12:39 am

    you have to admit….50 percent of the time the videos are enjoyable.

  • 7 Sarah // Aug 4, 2007 at 1:02 am

    agreed.

    im just concerned trevor has a problem. look how many videos he posts. imagine how many he watches and doesnt post?

    i worry, as a caring friend.

  • 8 ashley // Aug 4, 2007 at 1:08 am

    i would tend to agree with your concerns.

  • 9 bobsaget // Aug 4, 2007 at 1:25 am

    hey guys.

  • 10 Skeet Skeet // Aug 4, 2007 at 3:00 am

    only 50% are good. fuck i need to step my shit up.

    and you see this. i’m online at 1am on a friday night.

    This, Sarah is why I see so many videos. Why don’t u freakin BBM me and tell me to come hang out.

    and hi bob.

  • 11 Sarah // Aug 4, 2007 at 5:53 am

    its 3:51am, so i instantly just becamer lamer. i told you where i was going tonight.

    you just said “bbm.”

    hey, bob.

  • 12 Luis // Aug 4, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    Can I get this discussion back to Sarah potentially sending naked photos of herself to AIM buddies…what’s your screen name again?

  • 13 bobsaget // Aug 4, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    fancy meeting you here in these comments

  • 14 veritas // Aug 5, 2007 at 4:10 am

    this is my first time on this site, i think it seems to be chill, and now im going to sleep cause i have to get up in three hours, see ya…………

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