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Sarah Morrison

I am a stalker: Amanda Blank

July 19th, 2007 - Posted By: Sarah Morrison · 3 Comments

I have seen her a bunch of times, but never talked to her. I was Cobrasnaking for Mark at SXSW. I took photos of her and Spankrock performing. After the show, me and Matt Colon are standing out in front of the party. The boys start talking. She is standing right next to me. I just turn to her and go “I love you.” The two of them sort of try to keep talking and pretend I am not being that weird. She makes a good attempt to not look at me like I am totally insane and says thanks. She probably doesn’t remember. Hopefully, she doesn’t remember. I have had a bunch of “I thought I saw you at *said* party/show, but it was Amanda Blank” messages from friends. But, I just don’t buy it. She is way cooler than me. Even if we sort of look alike, she is probably standing around being cool, while I am tripping and falling attempting to walk up the stairs. She is all pretty smiling for some photo. While, Mark Hunter is trying to put my boob back in my dress so he can take a picture of me.

Plus, she can rap and I just talk really fast.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 bobsaget // Jul 19, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    i think i missed something, who are you?

    halfway through reading this i thought “hm… i always thought it was just me who noticed skeet looks just like a skinny white woman” buttt a few seconds later i realized it probably is just me, and there’s someone else posting on his blog.

    (i had to retype this 3 consecutive times, and each time it got progressively weirder.)

  • 2 Luis // Jul 20, 2007 at 12:44 am

    isn’t rapping basically just talking really fast?

  • 3 Asher // Jul 20, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    She’s super nice! I met her when she came up to Milwaukee for this B.B.Q. party we were throwing at our spot. She came up with Young Josh a.k.a. Josh from Flosstradamus. Anyway, yeah she’s rad!

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